# THE BAR IS OPEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892 "2000-07-17T21:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/81 "2000-07-18T20:16:50Z")
Oh Chris? You ain’t got just Sunshine to worry about now. _points to previous post_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/82 "2000-07-18T20:20:22Z")
What!?! I was kind of enjoying having her grab my ass. I mean, I have a very grabbable (is that a word) ass, and I would hate to deprive anyone of grabbing it, not that i mind grabbing it myself, but you know what they say about too much of a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/83 "2000-07-18T20:21:45Z")
Oh, you mean you were going to do that with her…I get it now _smacks forehead_. Um please disregard my last post. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/84 "2000-07-18T20:27:52Z")
LOL!!! Nice one. _grabs ChrisP’s ass, pointing to Omni when Chris looks for culprit_ ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/85 "2000-07-18T20:27:59Z")
_Downs a Margarita, takes off the towel and dives into the pool_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/86 "2000-07-18T20:36:06Z")
Hey jj glad you could join us. Hey were all over here grabbing my ass if you’d like to join us. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/87 "2000-07-18T20:42:15Z")
Sure I’ll take a turn _Grabs ChrisP’s ass_ giggles _runs_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/88 "2000-07-18T20:49:34Z")
Wow, now that was a grab… Yeah, baby, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/89 "2000-07-18T22:38:02Z")
I guess I’ll have a Long Island Ice Tea (I love those!). (Btw jjj, I saw your picture and you look so much like a girl I dated in HS, now I gotta go find her phone # :)) ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/90 "2000-07-18T23:00:38Z")
Well I was about to crash this party, but there seems to be a little to much ass grabbing going on. I’ll just take my Bottle and leave. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/91 "2000-07-19T02:12:51Z")
No, that’s okay, everyone is welcome to grab my ass. I’m not picky, unless of course we are talking about women. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/92 "2000-07-19T12:37:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > \*\*Esprix, DRY, Welfy, Shayna, iampunha, red-dragon60, Falcon, Spoke-, Techchick, Swimmingriddles… you’re all invited…bring your friends! > \*\* You actually INVITED me to your party?? 🙂 No one ever invites me–I usually have to sneak in while everyone else is distracted. :eek: A good way to do this is to slip in a side entrance while everyone’s looking at the hot blonde entering via the main entrance. Only this time, the hot blonde’s throwing the party! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > \*\*_Downs a Margarita, takes off the towel and dives into the pool_ \*\* “One fairer than my love! the all-seeing sun Ne’er saw her match since first the world begun.” –Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene ii Congrats, jjjfishe, on your 100th post! By the way, you do realize that if you flirt with me enough, we can have you at 200 within a week! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/93 "2000-07-19T12:59:17Z")
Happy 100, or as we like to say, “Happy Satan-Would-Now-Acknowledge-Me-If-I-Didn’t-Have-Such-A-Weird-Name”. :::Grabbing a bottle of tequila in one hand, DRY in the other, ducking behind the rose bushes before Satan finds me::: ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/94 "2000-07-19T13:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjjfishe \* > \*\* > > Thanks JimmyNipples… I think you need another drink… here you go… Hope you like peach schnapps \*\* peachschnapps??? WhatthehellamIgonnado withthis girliedrink?? Istill thinkyertheguy…youare the guy. PS…one word when it comes to your people pages picture… **BOING** ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/95 "2000-07-19T15:11:11Z")
::: grabbing the nearest random ass ::: Hey, everybody…looks like it’s going to be my turn to have a party soon–you’re all invited! But JimmyNipples is only allowed to drink schnapps. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/96 "2000-07-19T15:22:56Z")
I am going to set a precedent here. Okay, every female doper that hits 200 posts gets to do a little something special with ChrisP. What do you think? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/97 "2000-07-19T15:25:52Z")
Congrats on the 100 posts. I’ll take a vodka and sprite. [internal voice]Hmmmm, wonder if anyone will notice me and offer to dance.[/internal voice] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/98 "2000-07-19T15:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*I am going to set a precedent here. Okay, every female doper that hits 200 posts gets to do a little something special with ChrisP. What do you think? \*\* I hit three hundred, does that mean I get a 50% bonus on the “little something special?” ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/99 "2000-07-19T15:48:07Z")
Hell ssskuggiii, if you get the 300 post bonus, what do I get at 2200? A 1000% bonus? _thinks_ Like I’d mind… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/100 "2000-07-19T15:51:16Z")
Hey ssskugii and Falc, if you like you can do “whatever” with me, or with each other, and I’ll watch. _wink_ * * * Blatently flirtatious or your money back! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=6)