# THE BAR IS OPEN! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892 "2000-07-17T21:15:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/101 "2000-07-19T16:06:51Z")
_wanders over to ChrisP_ Well then…how YOU doin? _starts doing…whatever_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/102 "2000-07-19T16:10:38Z")
Oh my…ummmm, is this legal? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/103 "2000-07-19T16:33:55Z")
You’re over 18, yes? Then yeah, it is. Except maybe in Virginia. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/104 "2000-07-19T16:42:07Z")
Hey, I think this might offend some people who don’t want to see my ass. Let’s take a poll. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/105 "2000-07-19T22:23:58Z")
Thanks everyone! This has been the best 100th post party ever!!! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/106 "2000-07-20T11:15:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*:::Grabbing a bottle of tequila in one hand, DRY in the other, ducking behind the rose bushes before Satan finds me::: \*\* Diane, long time no see or hear from! You wanna do it in a rosebush?? DIANA: “Ay, so you serve us Till we serve you; but when you have our roses, You barely leave our thorns to prick ourselves” –All’s Well that Ends Well, Act 4, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/107 "2000-07-20T12:35:43Z")
Maybe she wanted a bigger prick than you were giving her… Oh, damn, I’m sorry. That was a little harsh. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/108 "2000-07-20T13:03:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChrisP One Kenobe \* > \*\*Maybe she wanted a bigger prick than you were giving her… > Oh, damn, I’m sorry. That was a little harsh. > > 😛 \*\* (Said without malice or condescencion, and deliberately leaving the “bigger prick” reference alone…) Probably not a good idea to comment on the quote unless you understand the concepts… ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892/109 "2000-07-20T13:06:05Z")
Yeah, well, I did that after posting and now have learned a valuable lesson. Think first, then post… :o Damn… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bar-is-open/25892.md?page=5)