# The Baseball Feud: Off the Bench Edition by Ace309 \[Closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 16, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109 "2008-06-16T15:46:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/41 "2008-06-17T15:32:09Z")

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Oh yeah–  
**storyteller0910 :** Wham! Pow! Socko!

_\>clomps away whistling “Spanish Bombs In Andalucia”\<_

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/42 "2008-06-17T17:09:57Z")

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At 28 now.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/43 "2008-06-17T17:28:41Z")

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1. Pete Rose
2. Sunflower seeds
3. Mariano Rivera
4. Ozzie Smith
5. Catcher
6. Chone Figgens
7. Maple
8. Rickey Henderson
9. Bat
10. David Ortiz

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**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/44 "2008-06-17T20:12:06Z")

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1. Pete Rose
2. Sunflower seeds
3. Goose Gossage
4. Chuck Knoblauch (j/k, can’t think of one)
5. Catcher
6. Brandon Inge
7. Ash
8. Vince Coleman
9. Glove
10. David Ortiz

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/45 "2008-06-19T00:41:33Z")

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I’m back, and minus one gall bladder. I’m pretty sore, but I’m in between pain med doses. Everything went fine, except for getting out this morning like I hoped. I didn’t get home until 4:30!

So, off to go score. Thanks to the thread baby sitters!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/46 "2008-06-19T01:13:50Z")

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The answers: (I apologize for any duplications I might have missed. Blame it on the drugs!)

Count of Answer   
Answer Total

1. Frank Robinson 1
2. Joe Torre 1
3. Lou Piniella 1  
**1. Pete Rose 27**
4. Energy bars 1
5. Gatorade 2
6. Peanuts 1
7. Pumpkin seeds 1  
**2. Sunflower Seeds 25**
8. — 1
9. Carl Yastrzemski 1
10. Carlos Marmol 1
11. Dennis Eckersley 3
12. Goose Gossage 3
13. John Smoltz 1  
**3. Mariano Rivera 18**
14. Rollie Fingers 2
15. — 1
16. Abraham Nunez 1
17. Carl Yaztrzemski 1
18. Chuck Knoblauch (j/k, can’t think of one) 1
19. Coco Crisp 2
20. Dave Stapleton 2
21. Devon White 1  
**4. Doug Mientkiewicz 10**
22. Eckstein 1
23. John McDonald 2
24. Jose Vizcaino 1
25. Ozzie Guillen 1
26. Ozzie Smith 3
27. pass 1
28. Scott Podsednik 1
29. So Taguchi 1  
**5. Catcher 8**
30. First base 6
31. Left field 6
32. Outfield 2
33. Second Base 2
34. Shortstop 5
35. Third Base 1
36. — 1
37. ??? 1
38. Alex Cora 2
39. BJ Upton 3
40. Brandon Inge 1  
**6. Chone Figgins 6**
41. Derek Jeter 1
42. Dunno. 1
43. Eckstein 1
44. Eric Bruntlett 1
45. Esteban German 1
46. Geoff Jenkins 1
47. Jacoby Ellsbury 1
48. Mark DeRosa 3
49. Mark Loretta 1
50. Melvin Mora 1
51. Miguel Cairo 1
52. Ruben Gotay 1
53. Ryan Freel 2  
**7. Ash 19**
54. Hickory 1
55. Maple 9
56. oak 1
57. — 1
58. Carl Yaztrzemski 1
59. Chone Figgins 1
60. Dave Roberts 6
61. Eckstein 1  
**8. Herb Washington 9**
62. Jacoby Elsbury 1
63. Joey Gathright 1
64. pass 1
65. Rickey Henderson 4
66. Vince Coleman 4  
**9. Bat 13**
67. Batting Glove 2
68. Batting Helmet 5
69. Elbow guard 1
70. First base mitt 1
71. Glove 5
72. rosin bag 1
73. Shin Guard 1
74. Uniform jock strap 1
75. — 1
76. Carl Yaztrzemski 1
77. Cecil Fielder 1  
**10. David Ortiz 18**
78. Edgar Martinez 7
79. Frank Thomas 2

(blank)   
Grand Total 300

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/47 "2008-06-19T01:19:54Z")

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And our biggest baseball nut is… ~drumroll please~ **Sternvogel!** Yay!!! :: flings confetti::  
Thanks everyone, and thanks to **Ace309** for a good theme! (We had 30 entries for 3.33 per point.)

\*\*1. Sternvogel 463.33 \*\*  
2. storyteller0910 460.00  
3. Mullinator 446.67  
4. Paintcharge 443.33  
5. Happy Lendervedder 436.67  
6. Diomedes 433.33  
6. NDP 433.33  
6. Asimovian 433.33  
9. RickJay 426.67  
10. Parthol 423.33  
11. Wilson 413.33  
11. Lamar Mundane 413.33  
13. Omniscient 403.33  
14. Enginerd 390.00  
15. MadTheSwine 386.67  
16. Ace309 376.67  
17. Great Dave 363.33  
18. pricciar 360.00  
19. cmkeller 353.33  
20. Gangster Octopus 346.67  
21. OatmealB 330.00  
22. wheresgeorge04 310.00  
22. Qwisp 310.00  
24.Justin\_Bailey 303.33  
25. robardin 300.00  
26. mshar253 293.33  
27. El\_Kabong 280.00  
28. HongKongFooey 206.67  
29. OtakuLoki 170.00  
30. anyrose 113.33

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/48 "2008-06-19T01:21:03Z")

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Alpha:

Ace309 376.67  
anyrose 113.33  
Asimovian 433.33  
cmkeller 353.33  
Diomedes 433.33  
El\_Kabong 280.00  
Enginerd 390.00  
Gangster Octopus 346.67  
Great Dave 363.33  
Happy Lendervedder 436.67  
HongKongFooey 206.67  
Justin\_Bailey 303.33  
Lamar Mundane 413.33  
MadTheSwine 386.67  
mshar253 293.33  
Mullinator 446.67  
NDP 433.33  
OatmealB 330.00  
Omniscient 403.33  
OtakuLoki 170.00  
Paintcharge 443.33  
Parthol 423.33  
pricciar 360.00  
Qwisp 310.00  
RickJay 426.67  
robardin 300.00  
Sternvogel 463.33  
storyteller0910 460.00  
wheresgeorge04 310.00  
Wilson 413.33

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/49 "2008-06-19T01:23:52Z")

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Fourth from the bottom? Well, I ain’t no expert on the game, clearly.

Yeah, gall bladders, lot of that going around. Thanks, **Dolores** , for playing through the pain. You’re the Tiger Woods of SDMB feuds!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/50 "2008-06-19T01:37:02Z")

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Last! Yay, me! :shrug:

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/51 "2008-06-19T06:48:08Z")

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Mmmmmmm… Dennis Eckersley… heh heh heh.  
Hey, thanks, **Dolores** , as always you rock! (figuratively speaking – as far as gall bladders are concerned, I guess **not rocking** is a better idea.)

And thanks, **Ace309**. I love baseball, I just don’t know much about the details. But them pitchers – heh heh.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/52 "2008-06-19T16:38:52Z")

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Well, I learned something today. I was trying to figure out who the hell this Herb Washington person was that I’d never heard of before. Good stuff. The place-kicker of professional baseball.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-baseball-feud-off-the-bench-edition-by-ace309-closed/453109/53 "2008-06-19T18:01:50Z")

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Hey! I finally won one! Guess my best chance is for a Feud in which fewer than the maximum participate!

[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
Well, I learned something today. I was trying to figure out who the hell this Herb Washington person was that I’d never heard of before. Good stuff. The place-kicker of professional baseball.  
[/QUOTE]

After I submitted my answers, I was moved to go to Wikipedia to see what Herb is doing now, and so discovered he owns a bunch of McDonald’s outlets in Ohio and western Pennsylvania. Since I grew up in the Cleveland area and lived there until moving to Lafayette in 2001, it’s possible I’ve put a bit of money in Herb’s pocket.

Glad your surgery went well, **Dolores**!

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