# The Bash 'GOD' Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162 "2007-04-08T04:56:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/41 "2007-04-08T14:23:57Z")
[QUOTE=Captain\_C] Oh, and before I forget: No matter how many times you ask me “Isn’t it ironic?”, the answer is still NO! And stop playing so much pinball. (Oh come on, can I at least get a pity laugh for the weak cross-reference?) [/QUOTE] It was skeeball, not pinball. Pinball is for backsliders. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/42 "2007-04-08T14:39:24Z")
[QUOTE=crinz83] Dammit, quit posting! Quiddity Glomfester is tired of the same old axe to grind! Please only grind new axes… only completely new ideas. Quiddity Glomfester is tired… this has been done 5 million times before. What a creative name… Quiddity Glomfester. I love the funny location of Quiditty Glomfester… playing with Victoria… very creative. And the ‘rolling the eyes’ smiley is original, funny, and creative. Quiditty Glomfester: “Attacking my name and location… how original ‘rolls eyes’” Crinz: “Yer a fucking A-Hole”. Quiditty Glomfester: ‘rolls eyes’ Crinz: “Fuck you” Quiditty Glomfester: ‘rolly eyes’ smiley. [/QUOTE] And now you act like [ol]QD was the only one who thought you were an a-hole, and [_]“creatively misspelling” :rolleyes: another poster’s name was original, funny or for that matter allowed[_]Hi Opal![/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/43 "2007-04-08T17:53:56Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] I agree. I’ve tried Guaraanteed Overnight Delivery and they just don’t stand up to InterState. Even UPS gives them a run for their money, and Old Dominion simply outclasses them all. I can’t think why anyone would continue to believe in Guaranteed Overnight Delivery. [/QUOTE] And this, ladies & gents, is why tomndebb should post more without his mod hat on. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/44 "2007-04-08T18:13:53Z")
[QUOTE=RTFirefly] Yeah, but then He gives it to His Son, who’s got twelve starving friends who’ll eat _anything_. [/QUOTE] Now that’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/45 "2007-04-08T18:37:35Z")
[QUOTE=fifty-six] Hey God when you sent your Son down to save me from my sins it didn’t work. I still smoke, and think lewd thoughts, and eat a little to much, lie, cheat and steal sometimes. Got a daughter? [/QUOTE] More importantly, is she hot? ::d+r:: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/46 "2007-04-08T19:41:39Z")
[QUOTE=enigm4tic] More importantly, is she hot? ::d+r:: [/QUOTE] Hey, Daddy’s little girl was [Lilith,](http://www.halexandria.org/images/Lilith.gif) right? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162/47 "2007-04-08T19:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=crinz83] Fire away. [/QUOTE] Here goes: 1. Learn how to write an OP. 2. You idiot. 3. Thread closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bash-god-thread/399162.md?page=2)