# The BBQ Pit gets even worse... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913 "2000-12-10T19:50:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/1 "2000-12-10T19:50:03Z")
Anyone familiar with the Pornolizer? It converts web pages into, well, more “colourful” versions. Somehow it just called out to me to try it on our own beloved Pit: [Pornolize.com](http://pornolize.com/) **Disclaimer** : Probably not suitable for children or anyone working anywhere with a swearword filter – the language is pure BBQ Pit (no adult pictures, though). ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/2 "2000-12-10T19:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mattk \* > **Disclaimer** : Probably not suitable for children or anyone working anywhere with a swearword filter – the language is pure BBQ Pit (no adult pictures, though). > \*\* Maybe pure ILLITERATE BBQ pit. It not only puts in misspelled terms, it has no flair for correct usage and syntax. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/3 "2000-12-10T20:01:13Z")
Well, yes, it is Swedish though. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/4 "2000-12-10T20:38:30Z")
I like the name Ed (Mistress Anal) Zotti. ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/5 "2000-12-10T20:44:01Z")
OMG, matt - That is hilarious! I love what it did to the names. I’ll never look at John Corrado’s name the same way again… ---
**Author:** ![Lost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/22d042/32.png) [@Lost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/6 "2000-12-10T21:50:34Z")
I was afraid to open the link because of the name - I’m not into porn… but I did it (no porn!). I thought I was gonna choke laughing! Lynn “Long Finger” Bodoni Ed “Bite Me” Zotti(Administrator) The spanking BBQ Pit These are cut and paste from the results I got, YMMV - **too** funny! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/7 "2000-12-10T21:58:42Z")
_Serious Questions for JDT_ became _Unclefucks “Bust-a-C\*\*t” Titty fucks for JDT_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/8 "2000-12-10T22:31:27Z")
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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/9 "2000-12-10T22:39:42Z")
Oh man, this is the best thing ever. I tried it on the friggin AOL website – it was the best! ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/10 "2000-12-10T23:14:14Z")
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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/11 "2000-12-11T05:59:24Z")
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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/12 "2000-12-11T11:28:04Z")
I just ran it on this page. Looked over at the left side where the registered and posts are and almost busted a gut. Give it a try. ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/13 "2000-12-11T17:48:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > \*\*\*\* Between the two of us, we are sprengpule to gjengpuler a rævkjøre Between the two of us, we are sprengpule to gjengpuler a rævkjøre skamknulle of skamknulles to homeowners in the West “Bick Cock” Island. Puling from nevepuling up that dream deck to suging skamknulles, no job is to small. Nevepules masturbere a lot of upkeep, and we are sprengpule to help in kukspruter way we can. If you need knulling spanke, and it isn’t listed fittefylle, call anyways, or send an emailto homeowners in the West “Bick Cock” Island. Puling from nevepuling up that dream deck to suging skamknulles, no job is to small. Nevepules masturbere a lot of upkeep, and we are sprengpule to help in kukspruter way we can. If you need knulling spanke, and it isn’t listed fittefylle, call anyways, or send an email… \*\* > > This is what I got on my own homepage… go figure. Skamknulle of skamknulles indeed. > \*\* Make sure the language option is set to English… ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/14 "2000-12-11T17:54:33Z")
“Cecil ‘Superdick’ Adams”??? Good lord I’ve never seen anything so funny! ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/15 "2000-12-11T18:19:52Z")
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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit-gets-even-worse/44913/16 "2000-12-11T18:24:29Z")
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