# The BBQ Pit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 12, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165 "2000-12-12T12:41:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/41 "2000-12-12T19:37:18Z")

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Apparently our friend reach too far over to the Pit Side.

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/42 "2000-12-12T19:37:52Z")

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- I almost felt I knew him, sniff!

Was it dippy, or are there actually two separate entities this clueless ?

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**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/43 "2000-12-12T19:44:14Z")

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Apparently it was. **Manny** implied as much in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50595).

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**Author:** ![No\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@No\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Fear)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/44 "2000-12-12T19:52:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tiggeril \*  
> \*\*Gotta love 5th graders. :rolleyes: \*\*

If you’re still trying to insult people with your higher grade, you must still be in grade school. That puts me at about twice your age.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/45 "2000-12-12T19:56:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by No Fear \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by tiggeril \*  
> > \*\*Gotta love 5th graders. :rolleyes: \*\*
> 
> If you’re still trying to insult people with your higher grade, you must still be in grade school. That puts me at about twice your age. \*\*

Phenomenal powers of deduction, No Fear!

Quick! Get to GD!

:rolleyes:

There’s an unwritten rule here. You don’t try to flame Tig. Capisce?

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/46 "2000-12-12T20:04:43Z")

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Hey No Fear, remember me? I had the “fuck you, newbie” earlier.

Did you happen to notice how fast Ablett got banned? If you continue to mod bash and be generally useless and not bring anything constructive to the board, you will be right behind him/her.

Just a thought. Happy Holidays!

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/47 "2000-12-12T20:12:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cantrip \*  
> \*\*Apparently it was. **Manny** implied as much in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=50595). \*\*

Well, I saw the thread but I thought it was just a hypothesis. I guess we’ll never know. BTW, our little friend **No Fear** apparently is arguing the late, lame Ablett’s case in that thread as well.

I wonder if he’ll make it to the two-digit mark ?

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/48 "2000-12-12T20:25:19Z")

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“Arguing” is really too strong a word to describe **No Fear’s** post in that thread.

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**Author:** ![No\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@No\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Fear)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/49 "2000-12-12T20:28:00Z")

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“Fear, remember me?” No, I didn’t, as a matter of fact. I missed your earlier. If it was so lame you have to refer me to it, it’s also too lame for me to read this time either. You don’t know much about the pit, do you? Too much chaff in with the mouldy wheat to bother reading it all.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/50 "2000-12-12T20:39:42Z")

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No Fear.

No fear of being flamed or banned, apparently. Go back to AOL, kid. We’ve had enough of your kind here.

[hijack]  
I’m really beginning to enjoy this Pit thing!  
[/byejack]

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/51 "2000-12-12T20:53:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \*  
> \*\*[hijack]  
> I’m really beginning to enjoy this Pit thing!  
> [/byejack] \*\*

\*\*\*WELCOME TO THE PIT SIDE

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/52 "2000-12-12T21:14:20Z")

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**No Fear** descides to try metaphor:

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> Too much chaff in with the mouldy wheat to bother reading it all.

- sure you wouldn’t like to rephrase that ?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/53 "2000-12-12T21:58:36Z")

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Hoo, that cracked me up. I especially liked his punctuation correction that was, of course, _wrong_. Classic. What a :wally

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/54 "2000-12-12T22:01:41Z")

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Gee, No Fear has been here since **yesterday** , but boy did he put me in my place…

:rolleyes:

Why do we feed these trolls?

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/55 "2000-12-12T22:14:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \*  
> \*\*  
> Why do we feed these trolls?
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> \*\*

We feed these trolls in the hope that one day, perhaps they may be trained.

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**Author:** ![Melpomene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Melpomene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melpomene)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/56 "2000-12-12T22:31:11Z")

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~ROFLMAO~

OMG!

I laughed so hard through this entire thread!!

Thank you all for such an enjoyable Pit experience. I just had to stand up and applaud everyone!

[sub]except NoFear for obvious reasons[/sub]

I still laugh over the “yours = your’s” bit…

HooBoy!

😃

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**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/57 "2000-12-12T23:03:29Z")

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Looks like they finally got around to banning **No Fear** , too. First **Ablett** – hmm, d’ya think Madhatter is registering socks to spell something about **manhattan** (one of his usernames was, IIRC, a rude anagram), and using the whole **Coldfire** thing as subterfuge?

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/58 "2000-12-13T00:18:14Z")

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::curtseys to **blessedwolf** ::

Many thanks… I didn’t want to waste ammo on this one.

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/59 "2000-12-13T03:22:36Z")

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I get it now!!! I thought he said eggo’s. You know, those frozen waffles you cook in the toaster.

Can you say delusional?

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bbq-pit/45165/60 "2000-12-13T06:03:50Z")

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a la Bart Simpson “I will not feed the trolls” - really, I won’t feed the trolls. Unless the answer is 42 and they can quote infinite inprobability drive, or unless they are the BBC and they hold all rights to the tardis, I really won’t feed the trolls…or unless they can quote every episode of Star Trek AND Gilligan’s Island…damn - who holds the rights to the robot from “Lost In Space”? Warning…warning…

reprise will not feed trolls; reprise will not feed trolls; reprise will not feed trolls…

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