# The Beer Hunter **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486 "2002-12-18T04:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/21 "2002-12-18T19:11:17Z")
Welcome, sir! Keep 'em coming. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/22 "2002-12-18T19:14:02Z")
All across South Texas, silent and apparently empty deer blinds will every 30 minutes have a stream of pee emenate from them. Hell, my 22-250 even has a cup holder. Great post, Wang-ka. Nicely done. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/23 "2002-12-18T19:17:50Z")
When you’re a little older you’ll learn to time your piss with the automatic corn feeder. BTW, I graduated from McAllen High. Is that close? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/24 "2002-12-18T19:30:49Z")
You Southerners jest don’ know how ta’ hunt, does ya’? Ya’ goes out before dawn ta da spot what you scouted out a couple-three weeks ago. Then ya’ freezes yer arse off for five-six hours. And ya don’ see nuttin’. Then, AND ONLY THEN, does ya’ go fer the chili 'n beer. Pikers. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/25 "2002-12-19T01:56:46Z")
You have to dress up funny to get drunk? A yank can dress up funny for no reason at all. You gotta bait deer with corn feeders to actually try and shoot one? A yank will freeze his ass off (cuz it’s cold in our deer season) just hoping a deer will wander close by with no incentive. You probably think chili should have beans too. Damn Texans. No wonder god made armadillos. So you guys can eat something on the half-shell. So anyway… got any pics of your sister? I might be interested in a deer lease 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/26 "2002-12-19T05:57:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Face \* > \*\*your OP reminds me why I’m GLAD AS HELL I’m a “yankee”. > > funny story,but not really “true” to hunting’s best intrest. \*\* Eh, get off the high horse. I live in the north, and I know a lot of people who could have written something like that. I live next door to a grain bit that’s been converted into a room, the ‘buck hut’. Insulated walls and ceiling, wood burning stove, cable TV, it’s **the** gathering place after a cold day of deer hunting. And baiting deer is really illegal here, IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/27 "2002-12-19T05:57:52Z")
I always know when the hunters have been through the Posted property behind my house. One of 'em’s got himself a tree stand within sight of my back porch. After he’s used it once or twice, his beer cans drift into my yard. Damn does he drink. I’m amazed he doesn’t fall right out the tree. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/28 "2002-12-19T07:58:54Z")
Bin, not bit. I usually don’t post corrections, but that one is a bit hard to figure out. [This](http://www.uky.edu/Agriculture/PAT/recs/crop/grbin.jpg), but singular, slightly smaller, and with a small chimney out the top. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/29 "2002-12-19T10:16:37Z")
Dang, I thought this thread was gonna be about [Michael Jackson](http://www.beerhunter.com/). Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/30 "2002-12-19T17:05:46Z")
Laughed my a\*\* off - hysterical post. And how IS Lightnin’, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486/31 "2002-12-19T18:23:04Z")
Someday, I’ll have to tell the tale of how he got his nickname… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-beer-hunter/143486.md?page=1)