# The best advice from a cannibal .......... ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523 "2003-12-02T16:41:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/41 "2003-12-04T15:32:07Z")
Hmm, gives new meaning to eating Chinese for dinner… Maybe I could have some French Fried, instead of fries. ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/42 "2003-12-05T02:34:40Z")
“Don’t eat clowns! They taste funny!” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/43 "2003-12-05T05:59:07Z")
I’m wondering if some of the people on those boards are just trolling…for new meat! ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/44 "2003-12-05T06:39:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambeed and served up to eat together. This is why I haven’t been swayed by the new X-box advertisements. How come stuff like this never happens in, say, Lapland? ---
**Author:** ![GaterMouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f1d935/32.png) [@GaterMouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaterMouth)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/45 "2003-12-05T07:39:21Z")
😃 **EAT ME** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/46 "2003-12-05T07:46:30Z")
Did you hear about the two cannibals who had dinner at a comedy club? They split a gut! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/47 "2003-12-05T11:13:34Z")
Smithers: Shall I send out for some Chinese? Burns: No, those people are all gristle. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/48 "2003-12-05T23:29:53Z")
Wait… there’s still more space dust on this cookbook! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/49 "2003-12-06T17:19:41Z")
"But, Your Honor, he said, ‘Bite me!’ " ---
**Author:** ![Caesar\_Disgustus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Caesar\_Disgustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caesar_Disgustus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/50 "2003-12-07T08:32:19Z")
Good cannibal movie: Soylent Green Bad cannibal movie: Soylent but Deadly. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523/51 "2003-12-08T02:28:25Z")
I read the above username as “Caesar Digestus” and was very amused for a minute there. I think I’ll continue to suffer my illusion for comedic purposes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-advice-from-a-cannibal-ever/216523.md?page=2)