# "The Best and Sexiest Wall ever existed" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173 "2005-08-30T00:02:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/1 "2005-08-30T00:02:47Z")
[This](http://berlin-wall.org/) woman is physically attracted to the Berlin Wall. And they’ve been married since 1979. :dubious: She fancies fences also. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/2 "2005-08-30T00:21:55Z")
riggghhhhtttt ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/3 "2005-08-30T00:36:30Z")
What the FUCK is up with that music? It’s like this person took one drum beat, three different piano loops and a bass loop, chewed them up, waited a day, shat them out into his homemade Digi-Midi-Shiti unit and plugged them back into Garage Band where his deaf/retarded thalidomide baby brother arranged them into the delicate and moving strains we hear there now. Plus, I’ll bet that dude has dreams about _glory holes_ swallowing _him_. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/4 "2005-08-30T00:40:05Z")
Oh wait…it’s a lady. Damn. I’m so full of derision right now that I can’t think of anything else to say. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/5 "2005-08-30T00:46:27Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > What the FUCK is up with that music? It’s like this person took one drum beat, three different piano loops and a bass loop, chewed them up, waited a day, shat them out into his homemade Digi-Midi-Shiti unit and plugged them back into Garage Band where his deaf/retarded thalidomide baby brother arranged them into the delicate and moving strains we hear there now. :eek: :eek: I…there are no words. I don’t know what’s worse - her “love” or the music. ~runs away sobbing~ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/6 "2005-08-30T00:53:25Z")
Remember that battery commercial with the little kid singing “Glory hole, glory hole” and then Bon Jovi strutting around? The link is tenuous, sure… ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/7 "2005-08-30T01:11:38Z")
Ooops, sorry. I keep my speakers on mute, so I didn’t get to enjoy the music. But giverabreak, she’s in loooooooooooooove. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/8 "2005-08-30T01:29:09Z")
The Berlin Wall is hot, true, but the Great Wall of China is, well . . . _Great_. And yes, I mean _in bed_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/9 "2005-08-30T01:54:02Z")
Got nothing on the Wailing Wall. I’m down on my knees for you, sugarwalls. Yeah, baby. Awwwright. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/10 "2005-08-30T02:05:00Z")
Just a warning, people, the last time we had a thread making fun of Mrs Berlin Wall, she showed up here and began posting. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/11 "2005-08-30T02:09:55Z")
“Vat? You have problem with woman and her Wall”? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/12 "2005-08-30T02:33:03Z")
Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one wall Oh, you have bad times, and you have good times Doing things that you don’t understand But if you love Communism, you’ll forgive him Even though he’s hard to understand And if you love him, be proud of him 'Cause after all, he’s just a wall Stand by your wall Give him two arms to cling to And someone warm to come to When nights are cold and lonely… ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/13 "2005-08-30T05:22:27Z")
Let’s see. No boy, no fathers, just the story of … a girl … and a wall. It’s the abridged version of _The Fantasticks_! For a full production, we’d still need a narrator, though. Too bad Mason Adams is dead (sorry). I guess you have to be happy for her, though. She probably had to sift through quite a few dikes, hedging her bets, taking advice from an old family retainer and solace in the company of her parapets, before meeting someone who was just her stile. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/14 "2005-08-30T12:05:35Z")
If you can stand to listen to the music long enough, you’ll see it’s a poor rendition of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall” ---
**Author:** ![parthenokinesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cc9497/32.png) [@parthenokinesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parthenokinesis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/15 "2005-08-30T13:11:38Z")
I have “Pyramus & Thisbe” stuck in my head now. _And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink,_ This is a much sexier wall. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/16 "2005-08-30T13:31:53Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Just a warning, people, the last time we had a thread making fun of Mrs Berlin Wall, she showed up here and began posting. Seriously? Nawwwww… Seriously??? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/17 "2005-08-30T13:36:07Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > What the FUCK is up with that music? It’s like this person took one drum beat, three different piano loops and a bass loop, chewed them up, waited a day, shat them out into his homemade Digi-Midi-Shiti unit and plugged them back into Garage Band where his deaf/retarded thalidomide baby brother arranged them into the delicate and moving strains we hear there now. > > Plus, I’ll bet that dude has dreams about _glory holes_ swallowing _him_. I wasn’t going to click the link till I read your description of the music. ---
**Author:** ![Hoops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoops/32/6408_2.png) [@Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoops)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/18 "2005-08-30T14:04:10Z")
So Hedwig finally got her website up. ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/19 "2005-08-31T04:31:23Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Just a warning, people, the last time we had a thread making fun of Mrs Berlin Wall, she showed up here and began posting. Anyone have a link to this? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/20 "2005-08-31T05:53:09Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Just a warning, people, the last time we had a thread making fun of Mrs Berlin Wall, she showed up here and began posting. I’m going to take a stab and say that was a whoosh. Then again, Nemo’s been around a lot longer than I. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173.md?page=2)