# "The Best and Sexiest Wall ever existed"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 30, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173 "2005-08-30T00:02:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/21 "2005-08-31T06:08:12Z")

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> [@parthenokinesis](#):
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> I have “Pyramus & Thisbe” stuck in my head now.
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> _And such a wall, as I would have you think,  
> That had in it a crannied hole or chink,_
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> This is a much sexier wall.

I have actually uttered those words aloud in full Wally drag.

Someday, I will have to tell you the story of how I was instrumental in bringing down the Wall as an exchange student during the late Reagan era.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/22 "2005-08-31T06:21:21Z")

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> [@Hung Mung](#):
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> I’m going to take a stab and say that was a whoosh. Then again, Nemo’s been around a lot longer than I.

Consider me whooshed then, because I’ve been searching for the thread.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/23 "2005-08-31T13:55:16Z")

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Some dames are just wall-eyed . . .

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/24 "2005-08-31T16:57:33Z")

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It really happened. Unfortunately I can’t find the thread itself. But [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=26814&highlight=Berlin+Wall) refers to it and other posters saying she was here. Although there is some confusion because the thread is also talking about a Fathom thread (that no longer exists).

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/25 "2005-08-31T17:40:11Z")

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I found a few in which the woman who married the Berlin Wall is mentioned. None of them actually seem to contain her posting here at the SD, but refer to her posting over at Fathom instead.

[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=26814&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=110408&page=2&pp=50&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=136337&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106929&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=180207&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)  
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=239308&page=2&pp=50&highlight=%22berlin+wall%22+woman)

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/26 "2005-08-31T19:41:22Z")

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I also remember her showing up here. I don’t read Fathom.

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/27 "2005-08-31T20:25:14Z")

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She is just like every dyke I have ever known.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/28 "2005-08-31T21:17:18Z")

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How funny would it be to camp out in front of the Berlin Wall somewhere, take a picture and send it to her saying you’re holding it for ransom? Or break off pieces and show them in precarious positions…flushing down the toilet…going into a furnace…whatever.

Wow…I really need to lighten up.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/29 "2005-08-31T22:06:06Z")

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12 cats, she must be mad 😉

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**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/30 "2005-08-31T23:23:53Z")

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Someone should tell her that in Las Vegas, there’s a restaurant or casino or something which has pieces of her dead husband that it’s using as the back walls of its urinals.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-and-sexiest-wall-ever-existed/319173/31 "2005-09-01T05:14:19Z")

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[Not only walls. Chairs can be sexy too!](http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=507)

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