# The best ass in Hollywood **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652 "2009-01-16T20:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/1 "2009-01-16T20:01:32Z")
I say it belongs to Kate Hudson. It is quite possibly the most perfect posterior upon which I have ever laid eyes. What say you? ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/2 "2009-01-16T20:16:46Z")
Hugh Jackman. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/3 "2009-01-16T20:26:29Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I say it belongs to Kate Hudson. It is quite possibly the most perfect posterior upon which I have ever laid eyes. > > What say you? Well, it’s a nice ass, but I don’t think it’s better than Aniston’s, Biel’s, Alba’s, Johannsen’s, etc. Biel’s may actually be better, being a little more junk in the trunk, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/4 "2009-01-16T20:30:26Z")
Francis the Talking Mule, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/5 "2009-01-16T20:32:38Z")
[Kate Beckinsale](http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/kate-beckinsale-looks-at-her-butt.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/6 "2009-01-16T20:33:45Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Francis the Talking Mule, of course. One of Francis’ parents was a horse, so yours was a half-assed reply. ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/7 "2009-01-16T20:34:46Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/8 "2009-01-16T20:37:01Z")
Just for frame of reference, [Kate Hudson](http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/kate_hudson_malibu_beach.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/9 "2009-01-16T20:40:24Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > [Kate Beckinsale](http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/kate-beckinsale-looks-at-her-butt.jpg). Ah, how could I forget Kate? Her skintight outfit from Underworld really, um, works. I want to caption that photo to say, “Hey, whose hot butt is that back there…? Oh, it’s MINE! Hi, butt!” ---
**Author:** ![rexnervous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9c0ed/32.png) [@rexnervous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rexnervous)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/10 "2009-01-16T20:42:20Z")
hard to argue against Jessica Biel [Jessica](http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x212/blue-fang/jessica_biel.jpg) [And, again](http://www.dedicated2ass.com/content/pictures/famous001/jessica-biel-bikini-butt-01.jpg) NOTE: May be slightly NSFW. Also, if this goes against SDMB posting policies, please remove ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/11 "2009-01-16T20:49:54Z")
Charlize Theron ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/12 "2009-01-16T20:50:36Z")
> [@Lochdale](#): > > Cite? Seriously? For which part? That Francis was a mule? That an ass is a donkey? That a mule is a horse/donkey hybrid? All of the above? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/13 "2009-01-16T20:50:49Z")
I’m pretty sure that most workplaces would frown on someone perusing a thread with the title “The best ass in Hollywood” regardless of pics, but I digress. I would, in fact, rate Biel’s ass higher than Hudson’s. That being said, there are waitresses at various local restaurants that could easily compete as well. Ah, the power of celebrity. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/14 "2009-01-16T20:51:37Z")
I’ve actually been enjoying Tony Collette’s in United States of Tara. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/15 "2009-01-16T20:54:54Z")
I’ll nominate Nathan Fillion. Hit Google and use the Image search feature - disable safe search - to look for the particular scene from _Firefly_ that inspired this nomination. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/16 "2009-01-16T20:56:20Z")
Eva Mendes’ looked great in The Spirit. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/17 "2009-01-16T21:04:22Z")
Jaime Pressley also has an impressive caboose. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/18 "2009-01-16T21:05:38Z")
Why not just go for the gusto, Kim Kardashian! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/19 "2009-01-16T21:12:17Z")
Another poll with pics & 47 entries All entries for Best Ass in Hollywood: [noparse][http://bix.yahoo.com/contest/22751/entries[/noparse]](http://bix.yahoo.com/contest/22751/entries%5B/noparse%5D) ---
**Author:** ![jessesheeran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jessesheeran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessesheeran)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/20 "2009-01-16T21:26:16Z")
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