# The best ass in Hollywood **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652 "2009-01-16T20:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/21 "2009-01-16T21:28:19Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Another poll with pics & 47 entries > > All entries for Best Ass in Hollywood: [noparse][Yahoo Creators: A community of creative voices](http://bix.yahoo.com/contest/22751/entries%5B/noparse%5D) This one probably crosses the NSFW line (photo #4), so I broke the link. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/22 "2009-01-16T21:33:48Z")
[Mark Anstice](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/worldslosttribes/meetmark/markinterview/asset/791901806158493_Mark2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.discoverychannel.co.uk/worldslosttribes/meetmark/markinterview/index.shtml&h=146&w=380&sz=22&tbnid=sEQJ3vcIVzwYrM::&tbnh=47&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmark%2Banstice&hl=en&usg=__74svcjPya2lq4NtKmW81dF_Kgi8=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=7&ct=image&cd=1). I was sort of reading in front of the TV, half paying attention to him and his co-host during _World’s Lost Tribes: Living With the Meks_ (Travel Channel) as they were being initiated into the tribe. They (and the tribesmen) were only wearing codpieces). It was only when he was filmed _walking away_ from the camera that my attention was directed fully at the screen, and I actually had to say “Oh, my god” out loud a couple of times. I couldn’t find a still but anybody who was so inclined that caught that shot was truly blessed. The words “melon,” “granite,” and “grab hold and hang on” came to mind. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/23 "2009-01-16T21:42:30Z")
See “Lost In Translation” if you haven’t - the \*long \*opening shot, zoomed in nice and tight, of Scarlett Johansson in sheer panties will convince you. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/24 "2009-01-16T21:46:04Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > It was only when he was filmed _walking away_ from the camera that my attention was directed fully at the screen, and I actually had to say “Oh, my god” out loud a couple of times. I couldn’t find a still but anybody who was so inclined that caught that shot was truly blessed. > > The words “melon,” “granite,” and “grab hold and hang on” came to mind. More of a side shot: scroll down on the page you linked and click on the “most embarrassing moment question.” :o (Warning: NSFW.) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/25 "2009-01-16T22:02:24Z")
How could we talk about best asses and not mention [Jennifer Lopez](http://www.naughtycelebrity.com/sites/jennifer-lopez-photos/images/jennifer_lopez125.jpeg) and [Vida Guerra](http://www.sexycoolwink.com/photo/photo_large/vida_guerra_ass9160.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/26 "2009-01-16T22:02:57Z")
I swear we had this thread topic not very long ago. I still say that Kate Hudson is on the bottom (heh) of the best Hollywood ass list. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/27 "2009-01-16T22:04:45Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > I swear we had this thread topic not very long ago. I still say that Kate Hudson is on the bottom (heh) of the best Hollywood ass list. Yea I’d bounce a quarter off it but it ain’t all that. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/28 "2009-01-16T22:14:24Z")
No agreement is possible. Even ignoring the male-female issue, tastes differ far too vastly. I like Kate Hudson too, but there’s not a few persons who like a bit more curve in the glutes of their lust objects. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/29 "2009-01-16T22:19:43Z")
Monica Bellucci http: [//bix.yahoo.com/contest/22751/entries](https://bix.yahoo.com/contest/22751/entries) ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/30 "2009-01-16T22:20:43Z")
Beyonce Knowles [http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/beyonce-booty.jpg](http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/beyonce-booty.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/31 "2009-01-16T22:26:14Z")
Ok I’ve decided: [Lucy Lawless](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v684/mely15/LucyLawless_K022-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/32 "2009-01-16T22:29:34Z")
Please be sure to disable any NSFW links. If you’re not sure whether the link is safe for work, go ahead and disable it. ---
**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/33 "2009-01-16T22:58:06Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > Seriously? For which part? That Francis was a mule? That an ass is a donkey? That a mule is a horse/donkey hybrid? All of the above? Was just looking for a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/34 "2009-01-16T23:07:21Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > Why not just go for the gusto, Kim Kardashian! Agreed. [![](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/KimKardashian0006.jpg) ](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/KimKardashian0006.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/35 "2009-01-16T23:09:21Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > Agreed. > > [http://www.topnews.in/files/images/KimKardashian0006.jpg](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/KimKardashian0006.jpg) That is one magnificent ass. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/36 "2009-01-16T23:38:44Z")
Just from the pictures there, I’m going with Rebecca Romijn. [noparse][http://bix.yahoo.com/entry/164023[/noparse]](http://bix.yahoo.com/entry/164023%5B/noparse%5D) But Joanna Krupa looked rather…interesting, so I googled a couple of other pictures (probably NSFW). [noparse][http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/vngallery1/Joanna\_Krupa6.jpg](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/vngallery1/Joanna_Krupa6.jpg) [http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/vngallery1/Joanna\_Krupa7.jpg[/noparse]](http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/vngallery1/Joanna_Krupa7.jpg%5B/noparse%5D) Yowza. Her front ain’t bad, neither, but you can find those pics on your own. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/37 "2009-01-17T00:08:03Z")
Cote dePablo is sorely underrated. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/38 "2009-01-17T00:12:39Z")
Who is Joanna Krupa or Cote dePablo? Would the terms of the OP cover any old pinups? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/39 "2009-01-17T00:15:43Z")
There is of course Mary Louise Parker [bix.yahoo.com/entry/164023](http://bix.yahoo.com/entry/164023) ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/40 "2009-01-17T00:24:49Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Who is Joanna Krupa or Cote dePablo? Cote dePablo is in NCIS. She plays the Mossad officer Ziva David. I think she’s Chilean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652.md?page=3)