# The best ass in Hollywood **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652 "2009-01-16T20:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/41 "2009-01-17T00:30:04Z")
What is NCIS? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/42 "2009-01-17T00:35:43Z")
Stacy Keibler, best known for being a finalist on Dancing With The Stars. http:/ /farm1.static.flickr.com/191/489885232\_ced2f05129.jpg http:/ /www.beautyden.com/celebrities/pics/stacy-keibler-thongs.jpg http:/ /i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee64/mikemace7703/stacy\_keibler\_stuff01.jpg (remove space between / / ) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/43 "2009-01-17T00:50:09Z")
> [@](#): > > What is NCIS? It’s a [TV series](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCIS_(TV_series)). ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/44 "2009-01-17T00:51:56Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > Just for frame of reference, [Kate Hudson](http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/kate_hudson_malibu_beach.jpg). Not to be an art critic or whatever, but she’d look even better in that photo if she wasn’t scratching her ass. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/45 "2009-01-17T00:52:36Z")
Tom Cruise. Oh, wait. Best Ass, Not Biggest… ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/46 "2009-01-17T01:09:17Z")
I’d eat out of all the aforementioned chicks’ asses. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/47 "2009-01-17T01:27:44Z")
I cast my vote for Evangeline Lilly. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/48 "2009-01-17T03:34:05Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > I’ll nominate Nathan Fillion. Hit Google and use the Image search feature - disable safe search - to look for the particular scene from _Firefly_ that inspired this nomination. Stole mine, damn you! _retreats to look at Filion’s ass again…_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/49 "2009-01-17T04:06:01Z")
[QUOTE= Tangent] Stacy Keibler, best known for being a finalist on Dancing With The Stars. [/QUOTE] BLASPHEMY! [http://www.womenswrestlingxposed.com/photos/stacykeiblerlegs.jpg](http://www.womenswrestlingxposed.com/photos/stacykeiblerlegs.jpg) Oh, and a video whose awesometude is exceeded only by its NSFWness: [http://www.bastardly.com/](http://www.bastardly.com/) archives/2006/09/05/the-greatest-job-in-the-world-stacy-keibler-ass-sculptor/ ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/50 "2009-01-17T04:06:18Z")
It’s Jessica Biel. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/51 "2009-01-17T04:44:56Z")
Julliette Lewis, Holly Hunter, Shakira, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Lopez, Judy Reyes (Carla from Scrubs.), Jaime Pressly, Tyra Banks. ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/52 "2009-01-17T04:53:53Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Not to be an art critic or whatever, but she’d look even better in that photo if she wasn’t scratching her ass. She’s merely pointing out where the cute ass is at, in case anyone was confused. The example from back in March is better anyway. [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=458903&highlight=Kate+Hudson) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/53 "2009-01-17T05:17:16Z")
> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#): > > BLASPHEMY! > > [http://www.womenswrestlingxposed.com/photos/stacykeiblerlegs.jpg](http://www.womenswrestlingxposed.com/photos/stacykeiblerlegs.jpg) I know she was already a ‘star’ from her work in wrestling, but I’ll bet there are a lot more people who first saw her on DWTS than were part of her previous fanbase. I mean, who watches wrestling anymore? 😕 😛 ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/54 "2009-01-17T19:31:35Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Not to be an art critic or whatever, but she’d look even better in that photo if she wasn’t scratching her ass. Scratching her ass? Nonsense! She’s pulling the bikini bottom out of her ass crack. Giggidy! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/55 "2009-01-18T00:22:14Z")
This is probably like the Yankees always going to the Series, seeing as how she’s got so many other great bodily endowments, but [Salma Hayek](http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i54/mrys67/Rock%20n%20Roll/salma_hayek.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Kerrman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@Joe\_Kerrman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Kerrman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652/56 "2009-01-18T00:35:36Z")
I don’t know if this character is from Hollywood but … “Pearls Before Swine”'s Danny Donkey. _ducks and runs_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-ass-in-hollywood/481652.md?page=2)