# The Best Character created for an advertisment?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 4, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723 "2005-04-04T20:14:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/1 "2005-04-04T20:14:09Z")

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With the dawn of the ViVo age, will we see the next generation of advertising icons?

Think about the culture of America. So many timeless characters are just shills to take away our hard earned money!

Who are the best? The most memorable?

I offer that though there are some great ones out there, all fall short in comparison to McDonlad’s **Grimace!**

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**Author:** ![Redsland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Redsland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redsland)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/2 "2005-04-04T20:16:39Z")

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Joe Isuzu

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/3 "2005-04-04T20:17:50Z")

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She’s not much of a character, but I’m partial to Mandy Amano, the girl who dances and wiggles to the “Rich Girl” song in the new Pepsi TV ads.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/4 "2005-04-04T20:19:26Z")

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The Twix – er, Trix – Rabbit, of course!

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/5 "2005-04-04T20:20:16Z")

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Or for a more classic and timeless example, how about our standard image of jolly, fat, white-bearded, red-and-white-clad Santa Claus, the product of Coca-Cola ads?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/6 "2005-04-04T20:21:46Z")

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The Marlboro Man comes immediately to mind … and I don’t even smoke.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/7 "2005-04-04T20:26:03Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> Or for a more classic and timeless example, how about our standard image of jolly, fat, white-bearded, red-and-white-clad Santa Claus, the product of Coca-Cola ads?

[(It’s taking longer than we thought)](http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp)

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/8 "2005-04-04T20:27:03Z")

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[Clara Peller](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clara_Peller).

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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/9 "2005-04-04T20:30:13Z")

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[Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer](http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/rudolph.asp)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/10 "2005-04-04T20:33:07Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> [(It’s taking longer than we thought)](http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp)

[Tell me about it.](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/msantaclaus.html)

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/11 "2005-04-04T20:41:13Z")

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It’s all about Ernest P. Worrell. Even got his own movies… all seventy-two trillion of 'em…

That’s gotta count as “Best” in _someone_’s book.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/12 "2005-04-04T20:43:42Z")

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Did you chaps in the US get the jeans advert set in a launderette?

With the haunting sound of ‘Heard it on the grapevine’ in the background, a male model called Nick Kamen strolls in, takes off his jeans and washes them. Giggling girls and an old bloke watch in admiration / amazement.

(There was a fine spoof followup, with a similar advert, but the catchphrase ‘bet he drinks Carling Black Label!’.)

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/13 "2005-04-04T21:53:07Z")

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Dr. Galazkiewicz (I wish I could find a link to the ad)

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/14 "2005-04-04T21:58:45Z")

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Paul Bunyan.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/15 "2005-04-04T22:03:29Z")

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I vote for that little bunny with the drum.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/16 "2005-04-04T22:05:01Z")

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[The Driver](http://usa.bmwfilms.com/clap.asp?template=index&country=usa&film=&start=Y).

I’d say James Bond, but that would be just a little _too_ snarky for **Cafe Society**

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/17 "2005-04-04T22:20:53Z")

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> [@MaxTheVool](#):
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> Dr. Galazkiewicz (I wish I could find a link to the ad)

“Does this Limo have Bud Light?”

“Yes.”

“Then I’m Doctor Galla-WEEK-itz.”

“You mean Doctor Galakawitz?”

“Yes I am.”  
“First time in a Limo…Doctor?”

😃

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/18 "2005-04-04T22:39:26Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> [(It’s taking longer than we thought)](http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp)

What is?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/19 "2005-04-04T23:01:12Z")

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This goes back a ways, and I’m not even sure if he counts as a “character,” but I loved the Jamaican “Uncola Nut Man” from 7-Up commercials in the '60s. (“These are cola nuts…these [holding up a lemon and a lime] are _un_-cola nuts. Rather laaarger than cola nuts. Rather juicier.”)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-character-created-for-an-advertisment/297723/20 "2005-04-04T23:22:46Z")

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Yo Quero Taco Bell.

HO! HO! HO! Green Giant!

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