# The best cover band in the world would play these songs:

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**Created:** [June 23, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768 "2004-06-23T05:30:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/1 "2004-06-23T05:30:05Z")

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So, I just joined a cover band with a few friends that I was in a band with before. We seriously need some help with song choices. Any suggestions and or advice would be greatly appreciated, since our intended audience tends to think a bit differently than we do.

We have about a dozen songs learned so far with plans on at the very least 50. Maroon 5, QOTSA, Blink 182, Cake, Foo Fighters, Switchfoot are all on the list so far. I’d kind of like to do “Somebody Told Me” by the Killers, but that met with mixed responses at practice.

Any suggestions? (older stuff is great if it’s timeless, but we’d like to keep it %70 newer stuff)

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/2 "2004-06-23T06:38:07Z")

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“Too Drunk To Fuck” – Dead Kennedys  
“Postcards From Paradise” – Flesh For Lulu  
“Slack Motherfucker” – Superchunk  
“Don’t Fear The Reaper” – Blue Oyster Cowbell Cult

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/3 "2004-06-23T17:50:12Z")

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Sadly, we have to play songs that every receptionist in the world loooves. I don’t think those songs would work. Then again, I’ve never heard any of them so they might rawk.

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/4 "2004-06-23T18:09:55Z")

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Take a listen to _Me First and the Gimme Gimmes_, a punk supergroup that plays up-tempo covers of songs like

Rocket Man  
Somewhere Over the Rainbow  
Blowin’ in the Wind  
Nothing Compares 2 U  
Science Fiction Double Feature

and so on. Once you realize that nearly any well-known older song can be “spiced up” to become a good party/rock song, then your repertoire will grow rapidly. I have also heard a great version of “Country Roads (Take Me Home)” done up-tempo with some great drum work.

The chorus even involves audience participation:  
_Country roads, take me home  
to the place  
I belong:  
West Virginia!  
Mountain Momma!  
Oh, take me home  
now country **roads**._

…and right there on roads, the drummer plays a pre-determined fill (diggity dump badump DUMP) and the audience yells “HEY!” so the last line goes:

_Oh take me home  
now country_ (diggity dump badump BUMP) **HEY!**

Spice up some oldies like this and you’ll have the crowd eating from your hand. Everyone likes Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville,” but everyone would like it even better if it were about a two-minute song.

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**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/5 "2004-06-23T18:27:13Z")

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Okay, I can suggest some oldies:

Promised Land: Chuck Berry  
You Never Can Tell: Chuck Berry (This song was the song Travolta and Uma Thurman danced to in Pulp Fiction)  
When Will I Be Loved: Everlys

And then there’s the party tunes:  
Double Shot of My Baby’s Love  
Shout  
Twist and Shout  
Money

Then there are “standards” that you could adapt to a more rocking sound:  
Midnight Special  
Manish Boy

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/6 "2004-06-23T19:22:07Z")

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I front a cover band and FWIW, here’s what we play:

Bitch - Roling Stones  
American Band - Grand Funk  
I Ain’t the One - Lynyrd Skynyrd  
James Dean - Eagles  
Steve Miller Medley:  
Swingtown - Serenade - Space Cowboy  
Rockin in the Free World - Neil Young  
Funk 49 - James Gang  
South Bound Suarez - Led Zeppelin  
I Shot the Sheriff - Clapton/Marley  
Cowboy Song - Thin Lizzy  
Helen Wheels - Wings  
Cheap Sunglasses - ZZ Top  
Stranglehold - Ted Nugent  
Day of th Eagle - Robin Trower  
I Just Wanna Make Love to You - Foghat

“Hey is that ‘Freedom Rock’? Well turn it up, man”

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/7 "2004-06-23T20:42:41Z")

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I, too, front a cover band and we just played an elementary school (all of us are dads with kids at the school - you haven’t lived till you’ve played in front of 300 screaming K-thru-6th graders and gotten a huge response, complete with little 8-year-old girls asking for your autograph - it was a perfect, innocent rockin’ time. The kids come up to me in the grocery store now - “were you in the BAND?!?”)

We also just played our local Street Fair and got a great response from full range of folks who attended.

Our set list includes

What I Like About You - The Romantics - essential - just in Freaky Friday  
Pump it Up - Elvis Costello  
Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol  
Good Girls Don’t - the Knack - no, we didn’t play this for the kids, you perv!  
Are you Gonna Be my Girl - Jet - the iPod song - huge, huge hit

Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne - people love this song (changed words for kids)  
Are you Gonna Go my Way - Lenny Kravitz  
Long Way to the Top - AC/DC- great tune, just in School of Rock; kids ate it up  
Hate to Say I Told You So - the Hives - infectious Danceable punk  
Middle of the Road - Pretenders

My Sharona - the Knack - completely fake the lead, but folks love it  
Best Friend’s Girl - the Cars - invariably packs the floor  
Is She Really Going out with Him - Joe Jackson - played a bit faster for dancing  
Rockaway Beach - the Ramones - my god, do people love this song, esp kids  
Rollover DJ - Jet - get their album Get Born - great stuff on it

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World - great and easy  
Rebel Rebel - Bowie  
Times Like These - Foo Fighters  
Inside Out - Eve 6  
Hash Pipe - Weezer

the Wait - Pretenders - another great song for drums and bass  
Bad Luck - Social Distortion  
Life During Wartime - Talking Heads  
Seven Nation Army - White Stripes  
Longview - Green Day - not for the kiddies, but great drum and bass  
Walk this Way - Aerosmith

Hope this helps.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/8 "2004-06-23T23:22:27Z")

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Now that’s what I call a diverse selection. Great ideas. We might have to revive some of the tunes you mentioned (I played with the same bassist in high school as I am for the current project). Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/9 "2004-06-24T00:28:45Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> Sadly, we have to play songs that every receptionist in the world loooves. I don’t think those songs would work. Then again, I’ve never heard any of them so they might rawk.

You’re just saying that because you don’t have a good cowbell player, isn’t it? 😃

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/10 "2004-06-24T01:40:43Z")

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**WordMan** , I usually don’t like sitting through cover bands, but you guys have a hell of a setlist! That’s a terrific blend of songs (as if I would have any doubt!)

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/11 "2004-06-24T04:16:16Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> You’re just saying that because you don’t have a good cowbell player, isn’t it? 😃

I take personal offense to that! I’m the drummer! Just kidding, and yes, I did know _that_ song.

I guess my question would be best suited to those damn receptionists. I’ll make an appointment.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2004, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/12 "2004-06-24T09:57:44Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> **WordMan** , I usually don’t like sitting through cover bands, but you guys have a hell of a setlist! That’s a terrific blend of songs (as if I would have any doubt!)

Thanks, **BBVLou** - we definitely have fun. I try to pick songs that have fun bass lines and interesting drum work to keep my 'mates interested. Frankly, I’d love to do SRV’s Pride and Joy, but they would both fall asleep.

But these are all great rock and dance tunes. Nothing like playing for friends and watching the MILF’s loosen up and remember how to dance. Rowrrr!

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/13 "2004-06-25T01:58:09Z")

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Obligatory final bump. If anyone has any ideas about current songs, I’d love to hear 'em otherwise I’ll just let this die.  
I fully understand that the whole cover band thing might be distasefull to a good amount of dopers, but then again, that would mean they aren’t reading this. 😉

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/14 "2004-06-25T02:01:33Z")

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I hear receptionists LOVE Slayer.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/15 "2004-06-25T02:27:08Z")

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Don’t laugh, my old Ska band used to do “Seasons in the Abyss” when the crowd was particularly rowdy. The frat guys went nuts. Nothing quite like saying “You guys wanna hear some Slayer?!?!” and then delivering. Funny that these same people went apeshit when we did “Lowrider” with a full horn section.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/16 "2004-06-25T12:10:56Z")

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Kinda hard to offer additional ideas when you don’t give us feedback on the suggestions you have already gotten, **dnooman**. What worked for you and you will consider using, and what doesn’t seem to be your cuppa tea?

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/17 "2004-06-25T13:24:04Z")

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C’mon people! You’re missing the most obvious choice of all: “Louie Louie.” And the great thing is that you can segue it into any one of about 10,000 other songs.

A probably apocryphal story holds that Frank Zappa once fired a guitar player when, during a rehearsal, he said “Let’s do ‘Louie Louie’,” and the guy said, “How does that go?”

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/18 "2004-06-25T13:44:03Z")

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If I had a cover band I would specialise in songs by “One Hit Wonder” bands. Those songs that you here on the radio and think. “I know this…who the hell used to do this?” For instance Ram Jam’s _Black Betty_ is currently a hit in Australia for Spiderbait.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/19 "2004-06-25T20:26:38Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Kinda hard to offer additional ideas when you don’t give us feedback on the suggestions you have already gotten, **dnooman**. What worked for you and you will consider using, and what doesn’t seem to be your cuppa tea?

Quite true.

We’ll probably end up using Longview, Are You Gonna Go My Way, maybe My Sharona, Hash Pipe, and Are You Gonna Be My Girl. The first 2 we used to do in High School. I like most of the other songs you mentioned, they just might not work for our intended audience. Flavor of the week stuff is unfortunately the best way to make money.

My OP probably should have said “what songs currently, or very recently, in the top 40 do not suck”. Since we are going to do some slightly older stuff, your suggestions as well as others have been quite helpfull. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-cover-band-in-the-world-would-play-these-songs/251768/20 "2004-06-25T21:39:33Z")

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I just have to chime in that I was at a bar the other night in Aurora IL, and there was a pretty decent bar/cover band going at it, but we were in another room of the bar, not really paying attention.

Then the band started playing “So Whatcha Want” by the Beastie Boys. I thought that pretty cool, not too often that you hear that one done. Halfway through the song though, it became the best cover ever when they started playing the opening riff from “Back in Black” but still rapping the Beastie Boys song. That was freaking awesome.

I’ve been in my share of bar bands, and there is no honor amongst us, so feel free to rip that off, I know I’m going to.

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