# The Best Failr EVAR!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704 "2008-08-12T03:00:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/1 "2008-08-12T03:00:44Z")

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The title says it all. The video says the rest. Enjoy!

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBlJaPD-CCQ)

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/2 "2008-08-12T03:03:16Z")

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That’s kind of disturbing. What kind of parent would stand there recording that instead of stopping it right away? That kid is going to grow up with some mighty weird fetishes.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/3 "2008-08-12T03:36:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Amp]  
That kid is going to grow up with some mighty weird fetishes.  
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I agree with your first two sentences, but the kid probably just thought the dog wanted to wrestle. Otherwise, I’d imagine he would have resisted a little more forcefully.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/4 "2008-08-12T03:54:31Z")

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Goodness me. I don’t think I’d let my dog do that to my child. Is it not also an expression of dominance on the dog’s part?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/5 "2008-08-12T04:22:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Amp]  
What kind of parent would stand there recording that instead of stopping it right away?  
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Prolly the kind that is actually a 12yo brother 😃

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/6 "2008-08-12T12:08:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Tapioca Dextrin]  
Prolly the kind that is actually a 12yo brother 😃  
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A 12 YO brother would probably (ie, definately) send the link to everybody at the kids school.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/7 "2008-08-12T13:10:52Z")

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It seems likely that the dog does this all the time and they really don’t think about how disturbing it looks…poor kid’s life is essentially over, now, though…the teasing will never, ever end…

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/8 "2008-08-12T13:57:01Z")

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But the dog was wagging it’s tail…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/9 "2008-08-12T14:34:56Z")

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No, the dog is _getting_ some tail.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/10 "2008-08-12T14:38:53Z")

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Hey Ma, fetch the stick. The dog is banging the kids again…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-failr-evar/459704/11 "2008-08-12T15:25:00Z")

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Just turn the hose on them.
