# The best justice system money can buy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 4, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299 "2011-06-04T11:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/21 "2011-06-07T19:44:50Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > That said, it’s South Florida. The crazy rednecks are in the north. The flat-out crazies are in the south. And I’m right smack in the middle. _Sigh…_ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/22 "2011-06-07T19:46:25Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > …Cocksucker… I would remind that an oral compulsion can be a very endearing characteristic. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/23 "2011-06-07T19:57:02Z")
> [@CannyDan](#): > > And I’m right smack in the middle. _Sigh…_ So you’re a flat-out crazy pinkneck? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/24 "2011-06-07T21:44:05Z")
> [@CannyDan](#): > > And I’m right smack in the middle. _Sigh…_ Me too. The way I see it, it’s better than being in Georgia or Cuba. ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/25 "2011-06-07T22:48:34Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > So you’re a flat-out crazy pinkneck? 😃 > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Me too. The way I see it, it’s better than being in Georgia or Cuba. Best of both other-worlds!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/26 "2011-06-07T23:07:20Z")
So nobody wants to pit the relatives for excepting money over a harsher sentence? I hope at least that the two businessmen where assholes or something. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/27 "2011-06-07T23:54:10Z")
If being rich doesn’t entail some privileges and immunities, what’s the fucking point of all that grasping, hustling and backstabbing? So you can snort coke off some supermodel’s shapely ass? Really? Why would anybody…oh, OK. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/28 "2011-06-08T20:58:13Z")
‘Cunt’ as a term of abuse (or occasionally endearment) is in England more frequently applied to men than women, who have another set of names reserved for them. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299/29 "2011-06-10T21:05:40Z")
> [@constanze](#): > > People’s life, esp. foreigners like British, are not as important Yeah, God, I hate the fucking limeys. Going on and on about tea and cricket and dead parrots and all that rot. An English guy moved to my town once. Two weeks of that faggy accent and we put the beat-down on him. How did those Altoids taste from the other end, Nigel? Fucking parliamentary democracy crumpet monkeys. Remember the Boston Massacre!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-justice-system-money-can-buy/584299.md?page=1)