# The best last line of a movie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653 "2000-04-05T01:00:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/41 "2000-04-05T22:19:00Z")

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The End  
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From _The Blob_, of course

And as “Nobody’s perfect” (_Some Like It Hot_) cannot possibly be topped, I don’t think I’ll play.

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**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/42 "2000-04-06T06:01:00Z")

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> Originally posted by MoosieGirl:  
> \*\*From “The Silence of the Lambs” :
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> I really wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. \*\*

Actually, the last line was Foster saying into the phone “Dr. Lechter? Dr. Lechter?”

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**Author:** ![delini8r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@delini8r](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delini8r)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/43 "2000-04-06T13:04:00Z")

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“madness…MADNESS!”

-Bridge on the River Kwai

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“Less is More” - Mies  
“More or Less” - Venturi

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/44 "2000-04-06T13:25:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Mjollnir:  
> \*\*“The Day the Earth Stood Still”
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> Well, sorta.
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> The story that provided the basis for this movie (“Farewell to the Master”) had a great surprise last line in it that was not included in the movie.\*\*

Was it _“It’s a COOKBOOK!!!”_ ?

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Uke

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/45 "2000-04-06T13:42:00Z")

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From “The Usual Suspects”

(Kevin Spacey blows hard across his open palm, as though blowing dust off it.)

“He’s gone.”

Then THE BIG CHORD.

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“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi

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**Author:** ![dwtno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@dwtno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwtno)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/46 "2000-04-06T13:59:00Z")

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Wow, a quad post. Something was hanging on either my system or the SDMB and it wouldn’t let me submit my reply… \<pause for dramatic buildup\>… OR SO I THOUGHT!

Re. _The Day the Earth Stood Still_: The movie was based on the short story “Farewell to the Master” by Harry Bates. The celebrated twist, not used in the movie, is that Gort the robot is actually Klaatu’s master and not vice versa.

The “It’s a cookbook!” moment is the zinger from the _Twilight Zone_ episode “To Serve Man.”

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**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/47 "2000-04-06T14:11:00Z")

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“That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do…”, Babe

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“It’s only common sense,  
There are no accidents 'round here.”

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**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/48 "2000-04-06T14:34:00Z")

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Captain! It is I, Ensign Pulver!

And I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard.

Now what’s this crud about no movies tonight?

(Fonda, Cagney, Powell, Lemmon & Ford [until he slugged Fonda] in Mister Roberts.)

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**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/49 "2000-04-08T00:26:00Z")

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Brody : I use to hate the water.  
Hooper: I can’t imagine why.

Jaws

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/50 "2000-04-08T00:33:00Z")

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> I can’t expect you to understand all of this now. But you wil.

Of course, that’s how American Beauty ends. I really dug this line, as I wrote it in my book like 6 months before the movie came out. I think it is a coincidence, and it’s not published (yet) anyway, so I think I will just chalk it up to great minds think alike and forget about it.

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**Author:** ![Liv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@Liv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liv)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/51 "2000-04-07T03:19:00Z")

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Couple more good ones…

From The Apartment:

Jack Lemmon: “Did you hear me? I said I adore you.”  
Shirley Maclaine: “Shut-up and deal.”

And from The Insider:

“What got broken here… doesn’t go back together.”

Liv

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**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/52 "2000-04-07T10:53:00Z")

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“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads” _Back to the Future_

“All right, put that away, sonny” _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_

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**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/53 "2000-04-07T18:53:00Z")

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GREAT category! Here’s two, and I can’t for the life of me think of two completely opposite movies…

“Or maybe it was Utah…” Raising Arizona

“He would be in Jem’s room all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning.” To Kill a Mockingbird

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I ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for me right now.

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**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/54 "2000-04-07T18:55:00Z")

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GREAT category! Here’s two, and I can’t for the life of me think of two completely opposite movies…

“Or maybe it was Utah…” Raising Arizona

“He would be in Jem’s room all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning.” To Kill a Mockingbird

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I ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for me right now.

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**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/55 "2000-04-07T19:11:00Z")

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GREAT category! Here’s two, and I can’t for the life of me think of two completely opposite movies…

“Or maybe it was Utah…” Raising Arizona

“He would be in Jem’s room all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning.” To Kill a Mockingbird

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I ask not what you can do for me, but what you can do for me right now.

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**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-last-line-of-a-movie/15653/56 "2000-04-08T00:26:00Z")

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Another one of my all-time favorites:

“Don’t lose your head.”

Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez to Connor MacLeod  
Highlander

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