# The best song about pirates and reincarnation HANDS DOWN!

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**Created:** [August 20, 2021, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206 "2021-08-20T10:54:53Z")\
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[“Pirate”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4LyNuz95wE) by The Moon.

Got a better one? No, of course you don’t!

Can you think of any other songs that may very well be the one and only to deal with a particular subject?

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/2 "2021-08-20T11:16:23Z")

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Muskrat Love?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/bjqeNoi6EmM/maxresdefault.jpg "Muskrat Love - Captain & Tennille") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqeNoi6EmM)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/3 "2021-08-20T11:22:39Z")

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Roger Miller-[Reincarnation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVsBqi4EXEA)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/4 "2021-08-20T11:23:37Z")

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Captain Hook by John Cale?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NpZ6Ynoq7Ls/maxresdefault.jpg "John Cale - Captain Hook [HQ]") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpZ6Ynoq7Ls)

(OK, I can’t swear it’s specifically about reincarnation, bull hell. it’s Cale, who knows?)

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ETA - TLDL - the lyric starts at ~ 5.10.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/5 "2021-08-20T11:26:35Z")

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“Liar, Liar” - The Castaways

“Liar, liar, pants on fire  
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire”

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/6 "2021-08-20T11:42:46Z")

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> [@2\_More\_Bits](#):
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> [“Pirate”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4LyNuz95wE) by The Moon.
> 
> Got a better one? No, of course you don’t!

Honorable mention to _Highwayman_.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/7 "2021-08-20T12:26:48Z")

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Perhaps something off Ryan Gosling’s _Dead Man’s Bones_.

Maybe not [My Body’s a Zombie for You](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcyk7AK-K28)

[Paper Ships](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UADRHimsfV8&t=1665s) mentions pirates.

> Pirates never loved  
> The way that I do  
> You never said enough  
> To keep me next to you
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> Now I hold my poems  
> For ladies unknown  
> Until my hands go weak  
> I’ll be a ghost ship on the blue

or [Werewolf Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UADRHimsfV8&t=2115s)

> My skull is full of sunken ships,  
> My heart’s a prisoner to my ribs,  
> We’re flesh & bone when we’re all alone,  
> But together, forever, we’ll live

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/8 "2021-08-20T12:27:56Z")

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Oh, good one! [“Pirate”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4LyNuz95wE) is certainly much funnier!

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ELP’s Pirates

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gD9C1az9ZYc/hqdefault.jpg "Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Pirates - Live In Montreal, 1977") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD9C1az9ZYc)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/10 "2021-08-20T12:38:33Z")

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> [@2\_More\_Bits](#):
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> Can you think of any other songs that may very well be the one and only to deal with a particular subject?

This is where you were going with the thread, right? Not “pirates” specifically?

I know a really good song about the ghost of a boy who sells marigolds out of a wheelbarrow. I don’t know any bad songs about that topic.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/G1b6XkwjaM0/hqdefault.jpg "The Decemberists - Eli, The Barrow Boy") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1b6XkwjaM0)

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Good one! Now that I think about it, The Decemberists are a treasure trove of songs with oddball subjects. “The Chimbley Sweep” is about a orphaned chimney sweep being seduced by his young recently-widowed client. I doubt there are many songs that have mined that gold!

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> [@2\_More\_Bits](#):
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> The Decemberists are a treasure trove of songs with oddball subjects.

They really, really are.

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Anybody get reincarnated in that tale?

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/14 "2021-08-20T16:01:23Z")

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Ah, narrow focus. I misunderstood and apologize.

But it is my favorite song about Pirates at least.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/15 "2021-08-20T21:24:58Z")

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Good one!

(If there is even one other song about sex amongst muskrats it probably much better.)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/16 "2021-08-20T21:50:04Z")

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George Harrison!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/s3CosIid63U/hqdefault.jpg "George Harrison Pirate Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3CosIid63U)

OK, it’s a little light on reincarnation.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-song-about-pirates-and-reincarnation-hands-down/949206/17 "2021-08-20T21:58:04Z")

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Outstanding! And it had an Eric Idle cameo so that has to be worth something.

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/KgV4EP426ew/maxresdefault.jpg "Mitch Benn - Pirate Song") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgV4EP426ew)

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Highwayman, by Johnny Cash, is about reincarnation, and one of the middle verses is a sailor, not clear if piracy is involved.
