# The Best Stripper Names Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437 "2007-09-08T02:53:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/1 "2007-09-08T02:53:27Z")
I was bored at work yesterday and started asking coworkers what was 1)the name of the first pet they had and 2)the name of the street they grew up on. From this I formed their stripper names. My own is Pepper Nitz- kind of creepy considering nits are baby lice. But my co-workers, oh what glamorous and fanciful names they have! There’s Queenie Quality Hill, Maneater Stanley, and Lurch McKinley! You know you’d pay a LOT to see them shake their thangs and take it all off. What’s your stripper name? ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/2 "2007-09-08T03:03:32Z")
I always thought mine was the best. Joker Pearkes (pronounced perks) ---
**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/3 "2007-09-08T03:11:45Z")
I got two dogs at once, so I guess I’d be Sugar & Spice Lacklund. Even using just one of their names, it sucks. Peace - DESK ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/4 "2007-09-08T03:14:03Z")
Casey Bates [sub]You are right to be jealous[/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/5 "2007-09-08T03:16:54Z")
Charlie Kendale. I know…it’s awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/6 "2007-09-08T03:23:38Z")
Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/7 "2007-09-08T03:26:01Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Somehow Achmed S.E. 20th lacks a certain something. [/QUOTE] I don’t know, I think it has a certain something! I just realized, my youngest son’s stripper name is Snuggles Dodge. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/8 "2007-09-08T03:30:16Z")
Goliath Crane, here. Sweeeeeeeeet 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/9 "2007-09-08T03:36:17Z")
Smiles Jennings! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/10 "2007-09-08T03:37:42Z")
Chief Brookwood sounds rather er, ethnic… Reebok Idlewild just sounds insane. My sister had a parrot at one point: how about Ginger Two Ponds Road? Hopeless. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/11 "2007-09-08T03:39:04Z")
Tippi Hystone. Too bad I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/12 "2007-09-08T03:41:15Z")
Max Viscount. More porn star than stripper, I think ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/13 "2007-09-08T03:46:21Z")
Pud Leighton. Um. Yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/14 "2007-09-08T03:49:42Z")
Frisky St. Theresa? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/15 "2007-09-08T03:50:02Z")
Squeak Graham, ladies and gentlemen. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/16 "2007-09-08T03:50:17Z")
Brownie Island. Sounds sorta scatological. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/17 "2007-09-08T03:51:18Z")
Kiowa Harding. I kinda like the Harding part. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/18 "2007-09-08T03:53:42Z")
Doc South Main ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/19 "2007-09-08T03:58:07Z")
Sugar Upson? Eh. So-so. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437/20 "2007-09-08T04:33:35Z")
Mica Oneonta Nope, not happening. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-stripper-names-ever/418437.md?page=2)