# The best thing to come from the Obama presidency. (Humorous answers only please) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832 "2010-04-30T05:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/1 "2010-04-30T05:07:46Z")
My mom has finally learned to use Snopes. ---
**Author:** ![mufatango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@mufatango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mufatango)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/2 "2010-04-30T20:03:50Z")
Easy, topical rhyme for hip-hop writers. “Bush” had only “push”, “cush”, and “tush” while the rhyming dictionary gives Obama 69 rhymes, from “llama” to “Valderrama.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/3 "2010-04-30T20:05:09Z")
Two words: Beer Summit. I host one several times a week, whether anybody shows up or not. ---
**Author:** ![kenner116](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kenner116](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenner116)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/4 "2010-04-30T20:23:19Z")
The election of a foreign-born Muslim who hates America has finally awoken the silent conservative majority of Real Americans to rise up and save our country from the Liberal Marxist Islamofascists. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/5 "2010-04-30T20:31:07Z")
Well, he’s the only president who had a grandparent voting for him, even though (in true Chicago tradition) she was dead by election day. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/6 "2010-04-30T20:33:44Z")
Obama Derangement Syndrome! ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/7 "2010-04-30T20:38:11Z")
Orly Taitz, for the point-and-laugh factor. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/8 "2010-04-30T20:40:35Z")
Teabagger signs. A laugh a minute, they are. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/9 "2010-04-30T20:41:38Z")
Rush Limbaugh’s elevated blood pressure. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/10 "2010-04-30T22:51:24Z")
The end of racism. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/11 "2010-04-30T23:41:55Z")
That guy from the UPS commercials is finally getting different roles. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/12 "2010-04-30T23:57:32Z")
Basketball court in the White House! ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/13 "2010-05-01T00:01:32Z")
The leader of the free world playing with a plastic lightsaber. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/14 "2010-05-01T00:43:54Z")
We finally have a first lady who wears clothes interesting enough to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/15 "2010-05-01T00:58:49Z")
Filled the “O” slot in the eventual Presidential Surname ABC. We now need only D, I, Q, S, U, X, Y, and Z. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/16 "2010-05-01T01:00:22Z")
Nerds finally have a president to represent them. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/17 "2010-05-02T03:57:44Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > Orly Taitz, for the point-and-laugh factor. Let me feenush! Let me feenush! You usurper-loving brownshirt! [Orly-Toons](http://www.politijab.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=3238) ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/18 "2010-05-02T04:10:22Z")
First president in sixteen years who probably isn’t snacking on pork rinds. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/19 "2010-05-02T04:17:31Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > First president in sixteen years who probably isn’t snacking on pork rinds. Well, duh. He’s a secret Muslim, remember? It was mentioned upthread as well as on signs carried by insane senior citizens all over America. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832/20 "2010-05-02T05:44:02Z")
Hawaiians can finally be proud of their country. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-thing-to-come-from-the-obama-presidency-humorous-answers-only-please/537832.md?page=2)