# the best things in life are old school

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 6, 2013, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168 "2013-03-06T06:49:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/21 "2013-03-06T18:49:15Z")

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Trains with proper dining cars with waiter service, white tablecloths and a little vase of flowers on the table.

(I’m channeling Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in North By Northwest here)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/22 "2013-03-06T18:54:37Z")

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> [@Snarky\_Kong](#):
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> Where are gas stoves

Every apartment I’ve ever had.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/23 "2013-03-06T19:08:09Z")

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School desks. Back in the old days, they were strong enough to shield kids from a several megaton blast.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/24 "2013-03-06T19:18:26Z")

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Having your secretary sit on your lap to take dictation

Getting 3-sheets to the wind and driving your all-steel and glass car home

Hangin’ round the elementary school playground in a trenchcoat and a Lucky Strike dangling outta your mouth

Flipping the “Open” sign around when _those people_ are coming down the sidewalk

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/25 "2013-03-06T19:24:29Z")

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> [@Tollhouse](#):
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> I also hate ‘my bad’ instead of “im sorry”

I actually feel “my bad” is an improvement. “I’m sorry” can be used without acknowledging any responsibility. I can say “I’m sorry your cat died” regardless of whether it died of old age or I ran over it with my car. But when I say “my bad” I’m admitting something was my responsibility, even if it’s just a token admission.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/26 "2013-03-06T19:48:23Z")

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5¢ Cokes  
Burma Shave signs  
Hard-working White people

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**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/27 "2013-03-06T20:09:08Z")

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Lawn darts

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**Author:** ![Tollhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@Tollhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tollhouse)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/28 "2013-03-07T01:08:19Z")

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old fashioned games played at a picnic such as having potato sack races

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/29 "2013-03-07T03:32:29Z")

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> [@Clothilde](#):
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> “You’re welcome” instead of “no problem.”

A thousand times this! I have to bite my tongue every time to keep from saying, “It better not be a problem, it’s your job.”

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/30 "2013-03-07T04:07:57Z")

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> [@Clothilde](#):
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> “You’re welcome” instead of “no problem.”

> [@Tollhouse](#):
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> When someone says “no problem” instead of your welcome, it kind of rubs me the wrong way. I always think, to myself that I wasnt thinking it was a problem to begin with

How dare you both. Saying “you’re welcome” implies that I might not be welcome. I wasn’t thinking I was unwelcome to begin with.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/31 "2013-03-07T05:57:53Z")

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> [@Tollhouse](#):
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> please list things that are old school. Heres some i can think of
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> real barbershops

Yes to this one, definitely. I walk to one in my neighborhood form my bi-weekly goatee maintenance; haircuts are much rarer. I’m sure I’ve mentioned this place somewhere before, but the barbers there are all truly old school, as you put it: they will usually finish off a haircut by shaving the back of your neck with a straight razor. The procedure is usually the same with respect to facial hair trims. I often see guys in there taking full shaves.

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> plaid suits

Plaid suits? Need it be said?

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> handkerchiefs

I never “got” handkerchiefs, unless intended for such purposes as wiping one’s glasses or something. If you blow your nose into one, though, how is it sanitary to walk around with a used snotrag in your pocket?

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**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/32 "2013-03-07T06:04:08Z")

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> [@Clothilde](#):
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> “You’re welcome” instead of “no problem.”  
> Potato chips and corn chips cooked in lard.  
> Real books.

I know a guy who runs the local pizza shop. I’ve told him how unprofessional that sounds when the kids taking an order say that instead of thank you. I should hope my giving you some business isn’t a problem.

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/33 "2013-03-07T06:24:16Z")

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> [@RobDog](#):
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> Trains with proper dining cars with waiter service, white tablecloths and a little vase of flowers on the table.
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> (I’m channeling Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in North By Northwest here)

I had some great meals in the dining car as recently as ten years ago, when I took a train trip across Canada. White linen service, and a vase with silk flowers. The waiter brought me a cocktail while I perused the menu, which generally featured your choice of two appetizers, two or three entrees, and a couple of desserts. There was a small, but decent, selection of wines to accompany your meal, and coffee to go with dessert.

I need to take a long-distance train trip again; to see if the dining car is still there.

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/34 "2013-03-07T06:30:31Z")

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old schools

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/35 "2013-03-07T06:45:59Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Radio stations where a real live person in your own town is selecting the songs and talking to you in between playing them

I had no idea how much of a difference this makes until I started listening to a public radio music station. What’s even better is when I can turn it on during The Local Show and have a real person choosing songs to play made by people who I saw a week ago playing in a bar.

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**Author:** ![Tollhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@Tollhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tollhouse)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/36 "2013-03-07T07:08:09Z")

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real photo albums with handwritten captions

party hats and party blowers

pin the tail on the donkey

bobbing for apples

trick or treating with a friend door to door

having a neighbor over for coffee

handwritten invitations mailed and the same for thank you notes

fountain pens

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/37 "2013-03-07T09:21:25Z")

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Camping in a tent or small trailer. Not a 2.4mil [bus](http://www.marathoncoach.com/invoice/1214%20flyer.pdf).

[Fishing](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3wPRSQaBOpA/TEDVD-j3nSI/AAAAAAAAAFM/DGKILbbJ60o/s1600/Chilsen+kids+fishing+Dave+Harem.jpg). With Dad or Granddad.  
\*\*Maybe \*\*in a canoe or jonboat. Not a 50K [hot rod](http://boatsaroundtown.com/ShowBoatPhoto.axd?listingid=34.).  
Cars. [Mine](http://vehiclemy.com/img/Triumph-TR32.jpg) all [have](http://bid123sold.com/Portals/0/Jaguar/1956%20Jaguar%20XK140%20Roadster%200893.JPG) great [character](http://classiccarblog.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/mg-tc/mg-tc-eur-243.jpg)and [styling](http://carinpicture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Alfa-Romeo-Spider-1970-1983-Photo-04.jpg).

Today? Not so much.

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/38 "2013-03-07T12:06:22Z")

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Writing letters, and sending them through the post.

Making a stock-pot.

Camping with just a tent, sleeping bag, an eski full of beer, and a fishing rod.

Oh, and marshmallows…gotta have marshmallows toasted on the end of a stick over your campfire.

Loooxury. 😛

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/39 "2013-03-07T13:51:49Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> Tanning sans melanoma

When was that ever the case?

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best-things-in-life-are-old-school/652168/40 "2013-03-07T14:35:10Z")

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Gentlemen wearing hats.

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