The best things the SDMB brought you

That sounds too dumb to a serious post but, if it is, I can count at least five nested levels of retarded in it. It is one of those posts that could be either brilliant or asinine depending on the poster. Which one is it?

It’s a serious post. The only retarded thing I did was log in here. Thank you for questioning my intelligence. How 'bout I, say, question your character?

Wait… what? You’ve been a member since April 2008 with 1.25 posts per day.

So you got a virus from here, but continue to use the site?!

Thanks for thread shitting. Please reread the title: The BEST things the SDMB brought you.

It wasn’t me, chacoguy, I’m totally clean, I swear.

Sorry guys,

The last couple of days have sucked; sorry about acting out in this particular thread.

My late husband. We met here, fell in love, and were happily married. Second only to that was all the support I got here in the year after his death. Last but not least, several friends.

I recently suffered a severe break of my wrist bone. TUBADiva stated a thread, I got many pages of get well wishes, emails, cards, my custom title and an Amazon gift certificate!

Dopers are the best.