# The best **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846 "2000-02-15T23:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DrTar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/77aa72/32.png) [@DrTar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrTar)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/1 "2000-02-15T23:22:00Z")
OH dudes check this out the best buzz you’ll ever get I swear, We were at this party the other night me and some peeps from work ,and it was at this dudes house nice house and everything on the beach two big living rooms basically the Shit a fucking purr pad a goddamn stabbin cabin, and like there were all these people there from who knows where and then the dude just sits like a box off heafty sacks on the counter and just goes “Ok now we are gonna melt these and sniff em!” i just started laughing at the guy ,then I melted one and huffed, boy it was fucking great, it was like you were on acid except you knew what was going on ,everyone GO GET GARBAGE BAGS AND MELT EM AND SNIFF EM, just try getting inside a garbage bag like your head and shit, and then take a lighter and a folded up garbage bag and hot box your self in that black smoke, its SWEET, then after that be ready for a BADASS trip, and also after your all wasted don’t forget the steak knife, so you can saw your wrists open. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/2 "2000-02-15T23:28:00Z")
I’m sorry, I know the standing order we normally keep around here about feeding you know whats, but, up until that last sentence I was laughing my ass off… * * * “I’ve got a DungeonMaster’s guide, I’ve got a twelve-sided die, I’ve got Kitty Pryde and Nightcrawler too, waiting there for me, yes I do.” Weezer-In the Garage ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/3 "2000-02-15T23:44:00Z")
Wow, unfortunately, enough brain cells were left over so this person could figure out how to make it to this site. Still, just picturing someone sitting around with a garbage bag on their heads while trying to set another one on fire is enough for a few laughs. * * * Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/4 "2000-02-15T23:49:00Z")
I think I would even question that Mull. * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/5 "2000-02-15T23:55:00Z")
Not a bad first effort as trolls go. I give it a 5.9. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/6 "2000-02-16T01:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m sorry, I know the standing order we normally keep around here about feeding you know whats, but, up until that last sentence I was laughing my ass off… There was more than one sentence in there? ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/7 "2000-02-16T04:56:00Z")
Wow, Charles Darwin pretty much had this all figured out. * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/8 "2000-02-16T05:00:00Z")
Uh, just checking… We’re fighting ignorance, right? _Oooohhh_, a lab rat! _whew_! I was worried there for a moment. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/9 "2000-02-16T05:26:00Z")
No, no, no! We need people like this here. I love to laugh at these bill-and-ted-pauly shore-slacker-ignorant-proud-to-be-dumb-with their-own-take-on-life-dudes. They’re so hilarious, it’s just so funny to see someone seriously promote stuff like this. There also the possiblity that DrTar is not serious. Maybe he’s joking? Nah! But that was fuckin’ funny. Noonch. * * * how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking… VvvV ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/10 "2000-02-16T15:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Wow, Charles Darwin pretty much had this all figured out. I was thinking maybe Chuckie Darwin had it backwards. It seems to me that maybe the monkeys evolved from this clown. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye,_ UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/11 "2000-02-16T16:22:00Z")
Speaking of trolls, I’m glad “BillyBaldwin”'s topic is slowly scrolling off the topics. ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/12 "2000-02-16T17:44:00Z")
The LOOOOOVVVEEEROOCCCCKKKK is back! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/13 "2000-02-17T06:01:00Z")
Ok, it’s time. I have to ask. Please don’t hate me because I’m stupid. Everytime one of these bizarro “result of Clearasil sniffing on top of go grab one of the Meister Brau’s we stole from the garage dude” type threads starts up, someone mentions “loverock”. Who (or what) is loverock? ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/14 "2000-02-17T06:03:00Z")
“Loverock” was a fictional poster/troll brought to the board by some regulars having a good time with us all. * * * -Frankie “Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?” -Bad Religion ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/15 "2000-02-17T06:04:00Z")
Just a WAG, but might this person think that “The Striaght Dope” alludes to marijuana, and that we’re all discussing how to get high “in code”? ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/16 "2000-02-17T06:05:00Z")
Thank you Frankie! ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/17 "2000-02-17T06:12:00Z")
This DrTar appears to be either Beavis or Butthead, as seen from his “contribution” on another topic: “This is bloody funny” \*DrTar (Referring to Lexicon’s post): Dude that was your 69th post \* \Go away, troll, you bother me.\ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/18 "2000-02-17T06:14:00Z")
Missy, here’s a link to the profile for [loverock](http://www.straightdope.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=loverock). From there you can search for all of it’s posts and witness the carnage firsthand. It’s like seeing a carload of nuns commit a drive-by shooting of an orphanage. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye,_ UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/19 "2000-02-17T06:14:00Z")
> [@](#): > > might this person think that “The Striaght Dope” alludes to marijuana, and that we’re all discussing how to get high “in code”? You mean to tell me we AREN’T??? That’s it, I’m outta here. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846/20 "2000-02-17T06:26:00Z")
_sigh_. Here we go again. Explicit evidence that some people should be drowned at birth. * * * VB I could never eat a mouse raw…their little feet are probably real cold going down. :rolleyes: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-best/13846.md?page=2)