# The Bible Is Full Of Shit **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [September 9, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986 "2014-09-09T18:15:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Halosweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@Halosweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halosweb)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/1 "2014-09-09T18:15:22Z")
Proves The Bible Is Wrong And Inconsistent Once Again, because the Bible said God cursed ONLY woman (He didn’t say anything about animals,) that she would give birth in pain. When God created animals, they were not already cursed like woman was cursed after she sinned, by giving birth in pain. A curse is a curse, so if its a curse to give birth in pain, then God wouldn’t have created animals to give birth in pain too, because He didn’t:) ---
**Author:** ![Halosweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@Halosweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halosweb)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/2 "2014-09-09T18:18:07Z")
Another reason why the bible is full of shit: When woman sinned, God cursed her that she would give birth in pain. He didn’t cursed the animals, but animals give birth in pain too. So many inconsistancies. God doesn’t take His anger out on animals because woman sinned. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/3 "2014-09-09T18:18:39Z")
> [@Halosweb](#): > > Proves The Bible Is Wrong And Inconsistent Once Again, because the Bible said God cursed ONLY woman (He didn’t say anything about animals,) that she would give birth in pain. When God created animals, they were not already cursed like woman was cursed after she sinned, by giving birth in pain. A curse is a curse, so if its a curse to give birth in pain, then God wouldn’t have created animals to give birth in pain too, because He didn’t:) cite? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/4 "2014-09-09T18:19:08Z")
Look out, we’ve got a badass here! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/5 "2014-09-09T18:19:50Z")
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![Halosweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@Halosweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Halosweb)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/6 "2014-09-09T18:19:59Z")
Another reason why the bible is full of shit: When woman sinned, God cursed her that she would give birth in pain. He didn’t cursed the animals, but animals give birth in pain too. So many inconsistancies. God doesn’t take His anger out on animals because woman sinned. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/7 "2014-09-09T18:21:06Z")
Look out, we’ve got a repeater here! ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/8 "2014-09-09T18:22:18Z")
cite that animals did not feel pain prior to the curse. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/9 "2014-09-09T18:29:07Z")
Welcome, **Halosweb**. I think maybe you are starting new threads instead of replying to your original one, so I’ve merged the three threads you started. If you want to add something to this one, just hit the Post Reply button while you are in this thread instead of hitting the New Thread button on the Great Debates page. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/10 "2014-09-09T18:29:28Z")
Have you considered a personal relationship with Jesus? ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/11 "2014-09-09T18:39:09Z")
**Halosweb** I do see you are a religious person taking the Bible as commonly interpreted by man. I suggest you read Gen 3 for yourself - since you are religions perhaps you should also consult your priest or rabbi. God ONLY cursed the serpent and the ground, never the man or woman, and just informed A&E the consequences that are needed due to their actions. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/12 "2014-09-09T18:41:00Z")
What does god need with a bible? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/13 "2014-09-09T18:46:46Z")
**Halosweb** : making other atheists scoot down a seat on the bus since 2014. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/14 "2014-09-09T18:51:39Z")
And, oh yeah, spay and neuter your pets everyone. Cause, you know, reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/15 "2014-09-09T18:55:09Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > What does god need with a bible? It looks nice on the console of the spaceship? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/16 "2014-09-09T18:56:04Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > **Halosweb** I do see you are a religious person taking the Bible as commonly interpreted by man. > > I suggest you read Gen 3 for yourself - since you are religions perhaps you should also consult your priest or rabbi. God ONLY cursed the serpent and the ground, never the man or woman, and just informed A&E the consequences that are needed due to their actions. Actually God never cursed anyone, because He doesn’t exist, curses don’t exist and snakes can’t talk. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/17 "2014-09-09T18:56:38Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It looks nice on the console of the spaceship? \ ---
**Author:** ![callander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@callander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callander)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/18 "2014-09-09T18:58:34Z")
Mmm… No pain for me, some great drugs out there, I gave birth to twins, vaginally and am not an atheist, wonder what that means? so have fun with that one ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/19 "2014-09-09T19:03:57Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Actually God never cursed anyone, because He doesn’t exist, curses don’t exist and snakes can’t talk. \<3 Cite or retraction please, and also cite that you can prove a negative 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/20 "2014-09-09T19:03:58Z")
> [@Halosweb](#): > > Another reason why the bible is full of shit: When woman sinned, God cursed her that she would give birth in pain. He didn’t cursed the animals, but animals give birth in pain too. So many inconsistancies. God doesn’t take His anger out on animals because woman sinned. No, but he did make them out of tasty meat, so maybe he really just hates animals. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986.md?page=2)