# The Bible Is Full Of Shit **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [September 9, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986 "2014-09-09T18:15:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JerrySTL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e274bd/32.png) [@JerrySTL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerrySTL)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/21 "2014-09-09T19:05:08Z")
> [@callander](#): > > Mmm… No pain for me, some great drugs out there, I gave birth to twins, vaginally and am not an atheist, wonder what that means? > > so have fun with that one It means 3 or 4 more sets of twins and you qualify as a good Mormon or Catholic. They love big families. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/22 "2014-09-09T19:06:10Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > What does god need with a bible? Reference material. "What did I say to those guys over at Sol III again? Let’s see…‘no mixed fabric’?! Say what? _What_ was I _drinking?"_ ---
**Author:** ![callander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@callander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callander)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/23 "2014-09-09T19:08:40Z")
Jerry or I could be one of the “war on the womb” Jews 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/24 "2014-09-09T19:08:59Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Reference material. > > "What did I say to those guys over at Sol III again? Let’s see…‘no mixed fabric’?! Say what? _What_ was I _drinking?"_ Probably a “Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster” ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/25 "2014-09-09T19:12:20Z")
Dear Faithful: please believe me when I say that this is not representative of all atheists, and that the courteous (at least) atheists among us have only disdain for this kind of misbehavior. Differences in beliefs should not be labeled as “full of shit.” (Well, except for hollow-earthers.) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/26 "2014-09-09T19:13:39Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Dear Faithful: please believe me when I say that this is not representative of all atheists, and that the courteous (at least) atheists among us have only disdain for this kind of misbehavior. > > Differences in beliefs should not be labeled as “full of shit.” > > (Well, except for hollow-earthers.) I think we’re all kind of coming together in friendship and general bonhomie over the singular inanity of the OP. So nice, he had to post it thrice! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/27 "2014-09-09T19:15:13Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Have you considered a personal relationship with Jesus? Just keep an eye on your wine; take it with you if you need to hit the john. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/28 "2014-09-09T19:17:34Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > Cite or retraction please, and also cite that you can prove a negative 😉 You asserted without evidence, so I dismissed without evidence. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/29 "2014-09-09T19:21:29Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > I think we’re all kind of coming together in friendship and general bonhomie… I’m not your homie, bro. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/30 "2014-09-09T19:28:27Z")
> [@Halosweb](#): > > Another reason why the bible is full of shit: … Another one? Wait… that’s the same one. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/31 "2014-09-09T19:35:57Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > You asserted without evidence, so I dismissed without evidence. I cite the claim of the OP on the basis of Gen 3 of the book He/she cited. So Full evidence cited given the claim given the source he/she gave. Now it is up to you, given your claim, to defend it, or tuck your tail (very small tail) between your legs and retreat. Game, Set, Match ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/32 "2014-09-09T19:50:58Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > **Halosweb** I do see you are a religious person taking the Bible as commonly interpreted by man. > > I suggest you read Gen 3 for yourself - since you are religions perhaps you should also consult your priest or rabbi. God ONLY cursed the serpent and the ground, never the man or woman, and just informed A&E the consequences that are needed due to their actions. God is in charge of the _Arts & Entertainment_ Network? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/33 "2014-09-09T21:32:33Z")
My understanding is that, due to changes in the pelvic girdle due to walking upright, and the sizes of our craniums, that child birth in humans is, in fact, unusually painful and dangerous, at least as compared to other mammals. So, therefore, obviously, Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/34 "2014-09-09T21:38:54Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > . . . Game, Set, Match Which was considered rather odd, as they were playing Bridge at the time. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986/35 "2014-09-09T21:48:06Z")
Nope. This is not a debate and I am not foisting this off on any other forum. Closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bible-is-full-of-shit/697986.md?page=1)