# The Big Bang Theory, May 8, 2014 -- "The Gorilla Dissolution"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 8, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978 "2014-05-08T15:13:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/21 "2014-05-09T01:57:37Z")

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Thanks. Hope there were some laughs . What did the gorilla have to do w anything?

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/22 "2014-05-09T02:11:49Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> The second one of the ladies gets knocked up I quit.

Even if it’s Amy?

> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#):
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> Thanks. Hope there were some laughs . What did the gorilla have to do w anything?

Penny got fired from _Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill_.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/23 "2014-05-09T02:15:40Z")

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> [@well\_he\_s\_back](#):
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> Thanks. Hope there were some laughs . What did the gorilla have to do w anything?

Only my first sentence is literally true. The rest is metaphorical.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/24 "2014-05-09T03:40:45Z")

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Penny and Wil drink Sierra Nevada. Neat. Leonard drinks Bohemia. Also neat.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/25 "2014-05-09T05:29:15Z")

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kaley Cuoco to me looked about as pretty as she’s ever looked in this episode. I think it was the makeup and the hair.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/26 "2014-05-09T05:39:31Z")

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> [@pancakes3](#):
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> I think it was the makeup and the hair.

Whatever [floats your boat](http://37.media.tumblr.com/241c750297aa5fd09c8a7c69105a9e4e/tumblr_n4ri1120uV1qezcveo1_500.jpg), dude.

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/27 "2014-05-09T05:51:51Z")

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That is by a wide margin the hairiest bosom I ever did see. And I once saw a hairy fat guy without a shirt!

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/28 "2014-05-09T06:05:01Z")

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Besides Penny (and Wil) getting fired from the movie, I thought the “gorilla” might have been a reference to Howard’s mom. The word is, she’s not a small woman.

When my mother was recovering from her surgeries (1 total hip, 1 total knee, 2 ankle fusions, 2 shoulder replacements) and I was her wetnurse, I explained to her in the hospital that as far as me bathing her was concerned, if she got herself into the bath tub, I’d be happy to hose her down with a firehose from outside the bathroom door. If she wanted any better service than that, she’d have to hire someone. Her doctor signed off on it, so her insurance would pay, and twice a week a LPN would come by for a couple of hours to bathe her.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/29 "2014-05-09T06:06:16Z")

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> [@Barking\_Dog](#):
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> That is by a wide margin the hairiest bosom I ever did see. And I once saw a hairy fat guy without a shirt!

But that didn’t keep you from looking at it, did it? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/30 "2014-05-09T06:28:02Z")

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I clearly have to take both you guys bar hopping in Little Armenia sometime.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/31 "2014-05-09T06:35:06Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> When my mother was recovering from her surgeries (1 total hip, 1 total knee, 2 ankle fusions, 2 shoulder replacements) and I was her **wetnurse** ,…

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.  
Try blaming it on autocorrect, that sometimes works.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/32 "2014-05-09T12:23:46Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> When my mother was recovering from her surgeries (1 total hip, 1 total knee, 2 ankle fusions, 2 shoulder replacements) and I was her **wetnurse** …

> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I don’t think that word means what you think it means.  
> Try blaming it on autocorrect, that sometimes works.

You know, there’s this thing called [“sarcasm”](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm?s=t). 😉

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/33 "2014-05-09T13:33:40Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Whatever [floats your boat](http://37.media.tumblr.com/241c750297aa5fd09c8a7c69105a9e4e/tumblr_n4ri1120uV1qezcveo1_500.jpg), dude.

Hottest gorilla gal I ever saw!

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/34 "2014-05-09T14:38:13Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> Hottest gorilla gal I ever saw!

Did you miss the last time she (and her tummy) were shown in the costume? I was dissapointed this time because the previews showed that scene and it/they were knowhere to be found last night.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/35 "2014-05-09T14:43:42Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Even if it’s Amy?
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> Penny got fired from _Serial Ape-ist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill_.

Yes. But it sounds like she’ll still appear in the final release.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/36 "2014-05-09T14:43:52Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> Did you miss the last time she (and her tummy) were shown in the costume? I was dissapointed this time because the previews showed that scene and it/they were knowhere to be found last night.

Drat! Don’t remember seeing it / her…

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/37 "2014-05-09T14:49:03Z")

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It was either the last episode or the one before. It was the one where it was revealed that Wil Wheaton was also cast in the movie.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/38 "2014-05-09T14:56:28Z")

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One ep left, “The Status Quo Combustion”.

[Zap2It](http://www.zap2it.com/photos/zap-the-big-bang-theory-season-7-episode-24-the-status-quo-combustion-20140507) sez

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> Sheldon is forced to confront an uncertain future and considers a major move. Meanwhile, Raj and Emily take it to the next level, and Mrs. Wolowitz’s injury is a major headache for Howard and Bernadette,

So maybe Sheldon leaves not only string theory but Caltech? But at least Raj finally gets laid.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/39 "2014-05-09T14:59:22Z")

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Bets on what Emily’s groinal tattoo is? Unicorn would be too trite. And is her “not shoulder” tat a tramp-stamp?

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-big-bang-theory-may-8-2014-the-gorilla-dissolution/687978/40 "2014-05-09T15:05:48Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> One ep left, “The Status Quo Combustion”.
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> [Zap2It](http://www.zap2it.com/photos/zap-the-big-bang-theory-season-7-episode-24-the-status-quo-combustion-20140507) sez So maybe Sheldon leaves not only string theory but Caltech? But at least Raj finally gets laid.

My thought is that Sheldon moves out in a fit of pique (we saw in the preview for next week that he doesn’t take Leonard and Penny’s news well), setting up a cliffhanger-of-sorts for the start of next season.

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