I remember, as a young lad, lying in my bed, reading the hell out the novelization of ESB. I had been an ENORMOUS Star Wars fan as a kid. I had seen the movie six times in the theater, literaly read the covers off the first novelization and the Giant edition of the comic book, and listened to the soundtrack till the groves were worn smooth on the album. I had bought the ESB novel before seeing the film and had vowed not to read it until I had seen the film.
That lasted about an hour.
When I got to the big, “Luke, I am your father!” bit. I jumped up, threw down the book and ran out of the room. It PISSED ME OFF. I was furious. I beleved it, don’t get me wrong. I was just pissed that Lucas would do such a thing. I was angered by my perception of the Cheesyness of it. I figgured the coincedenses involved would have had to have been astounding.
But I got over it quickly, and read the rest. The more I thought of it, the more it made sense to me.
Loved the movie.
Then came ROtJ.
When Leia was reveiled to be Lukes sister, that old anger came up again. I remember saying to my family, “Well what else then? Is Han his uncle? Was Artoo the family garbage can? Chewbacca was their the dog? What!”
That and the fucking ewoks kinda ruined it for me. I had been hoping for wookies.
The one thing that made me enjoy RotS was that it made all those aggravating coincedences suddenly seem a lot less coincidental. Lukes sister just happens to be looking fro a guy on the very planet that her erstwhile and unknown brother is living? Well Yeah. My conjecture here is that Bail sent her there to collect Obi-Wan and Luke. Without contact for 20 years, he probibly figgured that Ol’ Obi had been intensely training Luke the entire time. Didn’t figgure that Owen didn’t want Luke to turn into another Vader, or that Obi-Wan was pretty nervous about training Luke seeing as how he’d pretty much screwed up with his dad and all
Beru: He’s just like his father, Owen.
Owen: That’s what I am afraid of.
That one line made SOOOOO much more sense after ESB.
One wonders what would have happened if Leia had been successful in picking up Obi-Wan and brought him to Bail without Luke.
Bail: So, where’s the kid?
Obi-Wan: Well, um, he’s still back on Tatooine. His uncle wouldn’t let me near him.
Bail: You mean you DIDN’T train him?!
Obi-Wan: Well, noooo. I was meaning too, but every time I went over there his uncle threw rocks at me. Plus I was kinda busy learning how to live after I die. Took a lot of time.
Bail: You realize that Yoda’s gonna have your hide for this.
heh.