# The biggest pussy you've ever seen!  (with photos!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896 "2006-02-24T05:49:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/1 "2006-02-24T05:49:50Z")

</div>

I just heard about this big-ass cat from China on the Tonight Show. Damn thing weighs 33 pounds! Here is the [story](http://www.local6.com/news/7267453/detail.html) and the [photos](http://www.local6.com/slideshow/news/7267787/detail.html?qs=1;s=1;dm=ss;p=news;w=400). According to its owner, it eats SIX POUNDS of meat a day!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/2 "2006-02-24T05:52:57Z")

</div>

Catzilla!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/3 "2006-02-24T06:03:05Z")

</div>

That looks more like a cat-ball. I don’t know if I could steadily consume six pounds of meat daily. Maybe that’s the diet according to Chairman Meow?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/4 "2006-02-24T09:28:14Z")

</div>

That is a big cat. Its waist is almost as big as mine. Did anyone else laugh at the captions? They have all these little tidbits at the bottom about fat cats below each photo. Then you get to photo six, and they seem to have ran out of stuff to write, and it just says click for more photos. Then after that there are no captions. It was funny to me.

-Otanx

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/5 "2006-02-24T09:58:26Z")

</div>

And I thought our cat was a lard-ass. In the 4th picture, that thing looks like it’s about to burst.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/6 "2006-02-24T11:28:53Z")

</div>

Well, I’d say that the owner is an asshole for letting that cat get so porky. Not good for the poor fella. Diet time methinks.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/7 "2006-02-24T12:50:13Z")

</div>

That cat looks a lot like Mutu from “Whispers of the Heart” and “The Cat Returns”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/8 "2006-02-24T13:04:13Z")

</div>

That cat needs to hang around a leaking nuclear power plant.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/9 "2006-02-24T16:17:38Z")

</div>

All I could think of what how irresponsible the owner is for feeding him so much. Not doing the cat any favors.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/10 "2006-02-24T16:22:57Z")

</div>

Aww, poor kitty. Really, no cat needs 6 pounds of meat each day.

Imagine the litter box!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/11 "2006-02-24T16:26:09Z")

</div>

And here I thought my former cat was fat. Poor critter.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/12 "2006-02-24T16:32:49Z")

</div>

Aww, poor kitty. Really, no cat needs 6 pounds of meat each day.

Imagine the litter box!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/13 "2006-02-24T16:59:41Z")

</div>

> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
>
> Aww, poor kitty. Really, no cat needs 6 pounds of meat each day.
> 
> Imagine the litter box!

I’m trying not to, but you keep reminding me.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/14 "2006-02-24T17:12:47Z")

</div>

> [@velvetjones](#):
>
> All I could think of what how irresponsible the owner is for feeding him so much. Not doing the cat any favors.

I agree-- it’s a form of cruelty. It strikes me that the owner must have encouraged the obesity because they thought it was amusing, or maybe hoped to get the kind of attention the media is giving him.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/15 "2006-02-24T17:14:51Z")

</div>

> [@Giant\_Spongess](#):
>
> I’m trying not to, but you keep reminding me.

Ok then DON’T imagine a litter box filled with 6 pounds of meaty poop every day.

And, pretend I know how to avoid double posting. :smack:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/16 "2006-02-24T19:24:33Z")

</div>

People are always amused by fat cats and other animals but its really a form of…not abuse really but something. You don’t feed a cat until it gets that big. They can and will die of the same things fat people die of.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/17 "2006-02-24T19:58:03Z")

</div>

[Another big un](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1013028449198268721)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/18 "2006-02-24T20:00:38Z")

</div>

put of curiosity let’s say you started feeding that cat normal portions. Would it go apeshit? Would it die from the huge calorie drop, or just get by on it’s fat.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/19 "2006-02-25T02:48:32Z")

</div>

I’ve seen shows on TV where people lose a large amount of weight, and are then left with large “bags” where the skin was stretched so much. Would the same thing happen to this cat if it lost a large amount of weight?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896/20 "2006-02-25T15:24:52Z")

</div>

That’s nothing. I work at a vet clinic and about a month ago a lady brought in a **46.5** lb cat (hospitalized for liver issues, can you believe it?) The world record is 47 lbs. He was as wide as the exam table and could barely walk. Very sad.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-biggest-pussy-youve-ever-seen-with-photos/345896.md?page=2)
