# The Billion Dollar MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 11, 2016, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800 "2016-01-11T11:01:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/101 "2016-01-13T20:07:22Z")

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nm. dupe, stoopit phone.

But first on 3!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/102 "2016-01-13T20:48:02Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Another irk day survived. YAY! Tonight is dindin over to the church house which is always good. Plus I don’t have to cook or scrounge for comestibles.

OYKW reported that Ruth’s Chris was really good but waaaaaay pricey. He said, however, he felt like it was worth the money. **doggio** he had a martini and said it was really good. He described it as huge and he got a buzz from the martini. He’s even enjoyin’ the conference. He’s stayin’ at the Marriott so at least he’s in a nice place.

**Spidey** you’re doin’ some co-ed at irk? :eek: I’m surprised such things are allowed!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/103 "2016-01-13T20:51:16Z")

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I have a Ruth’s Chris envy. A truly good steak house is a thing to savor.

Sitting up with my heating pad and support group (dogs and cats) curled up around me. 😃

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/104 "2016-01-13T20:59:12Z")

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feel better soonest **sunny**. I am on my conference call. Hope this does not last too long. I am ready to go home. It is drizzling and dreary and downright miserable here. good time to be home in the bed. I foresee a very early bedtime tonight.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/105 "2016-01-13T21:21:38Z")

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As good as Ruth’s Chris is, there’s one by me that puts RC to shame. It’s called [Tellers](http://tellerschophouse.com/) and it’s in an old bank building.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/106 "2016-01-13T21:27:51Z")

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I took a nap, it’s starting to get worrisome that I need naps. I shouldn’t be so tired.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/107 "2016-01-13T21:36:51Z")

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\*\*sunny \*\*- have you tried standing in the shower letting hot water beat down on your face? My spousal unit says that helps him when his sinuses act up.

Home. We’re going to Kevin’s tonight so \*\*FCD \*\*can have fried chicken. I’ll get either crabcake or shrimp, I think. Doesn’t matter - no cooking or dishes! 😃 And we’ll make a couple of stops on the way home for wine (a late Christmas gift for my mom) and diet coke (it’s on sale this week.)

One more work day, then I go to the wilds of Harford County for 3 nights…

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/108 "2016-01-13T21:49:06Z")

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There was a leak in a sprinkler head at irk. The sprinkler guys came to work on it today. The leak started running through the CO detector next to the leaky head and made the fire board go off intermittently. It was highly annoying.

In less annoying news, Detailed AGM’s dad is responsive and awake now.

I revised a nightmare scene from my work in progress for nefarious purposes today. I’m going to count that as the day’s noveling, partly because now I’m thinking about a completely different part of the story than I’m currently writing. Since this whole story came to me in disparate pieces I’m doing my damnedest to write the first draft in chronological order so I know what’s going on. Then I’ll read it over, say “This is crap” and rewrite it. It’s good to have a plan.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/109 "2016-01-13T22:06:02Z")

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[QUOTE=FairyChatMom]  
But, I swear, every.freekin.day he whines about not being able to use his favorite software. Big whiny baby…  
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Reminds me of my teammates who whined about how much better RACF (pronounced Rack-Eff) is and that Top Secret is hard to use when the decision was made to align all of the mainframes to run the same operating systems.

Five years later, I’ll still hear the occasional “This would be so much easier in RACF…”

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/110 "2016-01-13T22:51:39Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> nm. dupe, stoopit phone.
> 
> But first on 3!

Nope, still on 1. 😃

Found several flat surfaces today, and still have a load of laundry that really ought to get done. Not sure what if any other productivity will happen.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/111 "2016-01-13T23:44:42Z")

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I feel your suffering, **sunny**. The dry air at irk keeps making my cold feel worse whi4i’m there. When I get home, the humidified air loosens things up pretty quickly though. Do you have a vaporizer?

I’m having the last of the veggie soup tonight. Looks like I’ll have to cook tomorrow evening.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/112 "2016-01-14T00:07:45Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> _\<snip\>_ Five years later,

:eek::eek::eek:

Well, this guy won’t be saying it 5 years from now because if he doesn’t STFU, I’ll have to kill him. Or at least give him a stern, disapproving look. :mad:

At the very least, I plan to be gone in 3 years.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/113 "2016-01-14T01:07:54Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I worked, I came home. I’m making chilie chicken quinoa with corn, and drinking a Duck Rabbit Milk Stout.🙂  
> [Fish lives](http://www.abevigoda.com/)
> 
> Rockin’, so you’re saying we should have a Keith Moon style party?😃
> 
> **Bbbobbio** , sic 'em!

Yes, but everyone leaves alive. 😃

I have 10 tickets. In about three hours, I will be filthy rich.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/114 "2016-01-14T01:12:28Z")

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Howdy Y’all! Home from the doin’s over to the church house. Instead of the soup ‘n sammich I thought we were havin’, we had chipped bbq pork and chikin with slaw and chips. Plus cookies!

Now I’m off to snoop a couple things on teh intartoobz and then beddy bye. I’s tahrd!

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/115 "2016-01-14T01:29:31Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> The way I first read that, it was too much TMI for even **Swampy**. :eek:

Naaaah – nothing is TMI for **Swampy**.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> As good as Ruth’s Chris is, there’s one by me that puts RC to shame. It’s called [Tellers](http://tellerschophouse.com/) and it’s in an old bank building.

There used to be a place in the Wyoming Valley (of PA) that had the best steaks ever called the Beef&Booze and that was basically all they had. The steaks were in a meat case and you basically pointed at the one you wanted and the nice man would pull it out and cook it to order. Want a small sirloin, point to that one. Want a huge-assed one and point to that. You basically paid by the pound. With it you got a baked potato and some Caesar Salad. They also had the most amazing assortment of whiskeys. It was a lovely place to be.

Damn – now I’m all nostalgic. ☹

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/116 "2016-01-14T01:35:07Z")

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Tahred. Ready for the weekend. One more day…

* * *

MWAH!!\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/117 "2016-01-14T01:57:19Z")

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Home, fed, ready for beddie bye except for walking the dog. I think I’m gonna sleep with Ben tonight.

Looks like a couple more days of rain heading our way. Starting to get seasonal affective disorder from the lack of sunshine.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/118 "2016-01-14T02:24:49Z")

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I worked, I walked Gordie in the cold. Beer now. I jhate winter, my nose bleeds and my fingers crack and bleed. I want **Butters** ’ sucky weather. Oh well, tomorrow is my Firday. And Firday is my first day off in two weeks.

Rockin’, I was thinking more along the story where he make the limo turn around and go back to the hotel ,because he’d forgotten to smash it up.(Gotta uphold the image).

**Ruble** , nor too TMI for me(I grew up reading all my mother’s nursing journals, not much left to hofrrify or shock me).

Feel better, **Sunny**!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/119 "2016-01-14T02:54:35Z")

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Thank you for the well wishes everyone.

I just had ice cream for dinner. 😃

Now I shall back trying to read a book between blasting my nose trumpet. How’s that for TMI? 😛

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2016, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-billion-dollar-mmp/742800/120 "2016-01-14T02:57:23Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Spidey** you’re doin’ some co-ed at irk? :eek: I’m surprised such things are allowed!

It’s part of the new space utilization program; see, the janitor’s closet isn’t used during the day &… 🆒

…autocorrect dropped the ‘n’ from con-ed (& no, that’s not ex-con ed)

> [@kopek](#):
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> Naaaah – nothing is TMI for **Swampy**.
> 
> There used to be a place in the Wyoming Valley (of PA) that had the best steaks ever called the Beef&Booze and that was basically all they had. The steaks were in a meat case and you basically pointed at the one you wanted and the nice man would pull it out and cook it to order. Want a small sirloin, point to that one. Want a huge-assed one and point to that. You basically paid by the pound. With it you got a baked potato and some Caesar Salad. They also had the most amazing assortment of whiskeys. It was a lovely place to be.
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> Damn – now I’m all nostalgic. ☹

I’ve got a grill & a number of (different) bottles of Scotch. You bring the spuds & rabbit food!

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