# The birds are after me with their shit bombs and think my car is Tippi Hedren!

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**Created:** [April 16, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-birds-are-after-me-with-their-shit-bombs-and-think-my-car-is-tippi-hedren/717840 "2015-04-16T16:11:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-birds-are-after-me-with-their-shit-bombs-and-think-my-car-is-tippi-hedren/717840/21 "2015-04-18T03:28:08Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> OK, I know this is a hijack of your bird shit thread, but the Bavarian restaurant was hilarious. It was like discovering an unknown Beatles song or something. Thank you!

Nevermind the hijack, it’s my thread and I think the bird shit mystery has been solved and we can talk about Monty Python anytime now :).

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**Author:** ![Aestivalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Aestivalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aestivalis)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-birds-are-after-me-with-their-shit-bombs-and-think-my-car-is-tippi-hedren/717840/22 "2015-04-18T05:45:17Z")

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Do you have trees over your driveway? I’ve learned not to park under trees.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-birds-are-after-me-with-their-shit-bombs-and-think-my-car-is-tippi-hedren/717840/23 "2015-04-18T07:18:33Z")

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Nope, no trees.

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