# The bitter, cynical, antisocial obligatory post party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686 "2000-09-27T00:28:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/21 "2000-09-27T03:48:32Z")
Hey happy 1k, smeg baby. I brought a bottle of tequila, and a Jenga game and my 3cd collection of Pure funk, Pure disco and Pure dance. Hey who wants to help me with a body shot? OK Spidey pass me a lime, no no, can’t use your hands. dpr bring that salt shaker with you. Hey is that Word Up? Let’s dance. _grabs dpr and drags him to the dance floor_ Who wants the worm? Woooo-Hooo Hey Smeg, great party. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/22 "2000-09-27T03:50:44Z")
Hey Scotti, why are you hugging a sleeping woman? Is there something we should be telling Anthracite and andygirl? 😉 _yelps as he gets dragged off unexpectedly_ Ahhh… someone who truly knows how to do body shots. No hands at all. It’s more of a lugh though if you get a third party to place the salt wherever they want… _dances like no-one’s watching_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/23 "2000-09-27T04:15:38Z")
Spidey had a bad day, she’s tired, and she looks sad. Smeghead had a bad (what, week? month?) and he’s grumpy. Rx for both? A hug. I am an equal opportunity hugger. Both arachnids and (gee, what species IS Smeghead? Inquiring minds want to know)need not apply, as I am usually happy to volunteer. Just for good measure, hon- ((((((((((((((((((((dpr)))))))))))))))))) (Scotti cuts in on dpr and mojo57, whispering in dpr’s ear that she was HOPING he’d wear his skin-tight lycra superhero outfit to the party!) Say, doesn’t this joint have a hot tub? ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/24 "2000-09-27T04:44:22Z")
Smeghead-congrats on 1000. May all those here who have not yeat reached that plateau do so before dying horribly. All right, then. I’m tending bar and all drinks are courtesy of the Birdman. So what’s it going to be, folks? (I brought Guinness, Bass, & Harp, so Black & Tans as well as Half & Halves are on draught). ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/25 "2000-09-27T04:53:10Z")
_waves from the dance floor trying to signal JBirdman12 for a Kahlua_ ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/26 "2000-09-27T04:58:02Z")
Coming up. Hell, have a double. You’re not driving, right? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/27 "2000-09-27T05:06:02Z")
Well… I didn’t come in car… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/28 "2000-09-27T05:07:37Z")
_sigh_ **A** car… Maybe I’ve already had too much… NAAAAAAAHHH ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/29 "2000-09-27T05:29:54Z")
Now that’s the spirit! Down the hatch. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/30 "2000-09-27T05:32:55Z")
Friends, dancing, oh-so-lovely women (even if some of the newbies aren’t dancing), drinks… Is this heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/31 "2000-09-27T07:18:08Z")
I can’t stay out of a thread with BNL references in it. Happy 1000, Smeghead! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/32 "2000-09-27T07:48:04Z")
Happy 1000th, Smeggy! \ Hi, pleased to meetcha! 😃 Seeing that dpr is temporarily alone, purplebear rushes up, and grabs him back onto the dance floor for a nice slow song. Now, buddy, pal, tell me what you’ve been up to, and why you never came back to my roomie thread. No, that’s ok, you can just whisper in my ear while we’re dancing. Lost in the moment, purplebear fails to realize that the music has stopped, and keeps on dancing \ slowly with dpr… I’ll take a rum and coke when you have a minute, JB. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/33 "2000-09-27T08:54:03Z")
It’s like this, **Smeghead** –you get us drunk, we like you. I mean, hell, you can’t expect us to like you for nothing, now can you? Happy…uh, whatever we’re celebrating here. Now where’s the beer and/or the tequila? ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/34 "2000-09-27T11:55:33Z")
------& -----😃 —////\\ Spider Woman wakes up, puts on party hat, thinks “Gee, how sweet. Those people covered me with coats so I wouldn’t be cold. And a nice lady hugged me. But why is everybody sleeping? They must have forgotten their alarm clocks. I’ll just blow on these noise makers so they won’t be late for work.” Bbbblllaaaaaaaattttttttt! Skcrreeekkkkk! Ratchety-ratchety-ratchedy. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/35 "2000-09-27T11:57:49Z")
_:: In keeping with the theme of the thread, **Milo** stands in the corner, looking like he’s above it all and doesn’t want to be here. I reality, however, these parties are the only ones on his social calendar.::_ ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/36 "2000-09-27T12:03:04Z")
UncleBeer looks in, scowls, and stalks off muttering to himself about all the goddamn smiling people. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/37 "2000-09-27T12:04:01Z")
Hey, what’s this vertigo waiver I had to sign on the way in? _WHOA_ is that a long way down or what? Tell you what Smeghead…I’ll turn on the TV and stomp on the floor just for fun. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/38 "2000-09-27T14:59:34Z")
_walks in, grabs smeg’s face and plants a big wet one on him_ There. That wasn’t bitter, cynical, antisocial or obligatory. Sorry. I can try again… Happy 1000! ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/39 "2000-09-27T16:53:01Z")
_wakes up with large hang-over_ Dear lord what did I drink last night? Huh? Why’s there a comotose spider in the corner covered in coats? I must still be drunk. _curls up with the comotose spider and goes back to sleep_ ---
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/40 "2000-09-27T17:44:38Z")
(filthy skulks in through the back door, snaggs a pitcher and a double Beam, and goes looking for the Red Dward vidios). Well, I couldn’t figure out how work your VCR, but it’s a good party, anyway. Congrats on the grand! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686.md?page=3)