# The bitter, cynical, antisocial obligatory post party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686 "2000-09-27T00:28:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/41 "2000-09-27T17:59:25Z")
> [@](#): > > And to all you newbies - welcome! Now get to work. Anyone under 200 posts has to serve drinks and snacks. _dons her french maid outfit and carries a tray full of yummy snacks and mixed drinks_ At your service! ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/42 "2000-09-27T19:06:14Z")
Hi there, This is the right place for the Philately society right ? Hey I got some really neat posphor strip variations you have to see. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/43 "2000-09-27T23:59:52Z")
Cheer up, **Smeghead** , I brought the chicken vindaloo. And, as you can see on the fantastic cable TV we have over here in the corner, BBC is currently showing _Red Dwarf_ repeats. (rumours are that another series is in the works, but with Craig Charles doing so many other TV things, I’m not sure…) ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/44 "2000-09-28T01:06:04Z")
_a very tired dpr dances on before realising that the regular faces are asleep… but some of the newbies are awake._ G’day LaurAnge, Nice french maid outfit. How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/45 "2000-09-28T02:11:29Z")
_Smeghead wakes up with a traffic cone and policewomen’s hat_ What the hell was that? Here I was, having a nice little self-indulgent pity party, and the whole damn neighborhood comes waltzing in. Hmmm. Now who’s that collapsed over there in the French maid’s uniform? _Attempts to rise, gives up, and collapses, muttering about lager and vindaloo._ ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/46 "2000-09-28T05:15:32Z")
Oops. Sorry I’m getting a little behind here. I’ve been trying to throw fifth bottles up in the air and catch them by the spout like Tom Criuise in Cocktail (whom I resemble is you squint hard). Let’s see here. One rum and coke for purplebear. Tequila and beer for MysterEcks. Come here LaurAnge and let me refill that drinks tray, and filthy, let me top that pitcher off for you. And lets not forget a frothy Black and tan for myself. So who else needs a drink? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686/47 "2000-09-28T10:58:11Z")
Congrats on 1K. 🙂 I’m 2/3 of the way there, myself. Oh, well, I won’t be throwing a post count party for myself. Just don’t see that my quality holds up to my quantity. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bitter-cynical-antisocial-obligatory-post-party/34686.md?page=2)