# The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931 "2006-06-24T00:18:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/101 "2006-07-04T00:42:52Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Altoids are nice. > > A freshly brushed mouth can give a similar, but lesser, feeling. This is not advised, however, as brushing creates tiny cuts in the mouth. So don’t do this, fellators/fellatrices. Brush your teeth, of course, just don’t give head right afterwards. A little toothpaste in the mouth, though, without brushing, is apparently nice, according to a friend of mine. This friend, by the way, laughed immoderately when I declared that I wanted to have a penis so I could see what blow jobs were like from the receiving end. Sorry. I’m just naturally curious. Now I am also curious to know if anyone else favors the position I like to give head in. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/102 "2006-07-04T03:55:46Z")
Oh? And what position might that be? ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/103 "2006-07-04T04:05:01Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Oh? And what position might that be? The giver sits cross-legged, generally on the bed, although it works well on a couch too. The receiver kneels in front of the giver. If sitting cross-legged becomes uncomfortable, it’s easy to stretch out my legs for a bit this way. I find this puts everything in a good alignment for me, and allows the receiver easy access to my breasts or shoulders, if he needs something to do. 😃 It’s also a good position for another part of oral sex I enjoy–wrapping my arms around the man’s hips and holding him close while he thrusts into my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/104 "2006-07-04T04:17:21Z")
Boy, you sure are … friendly. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/105 "2006-07-04T04:24:50Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Boy, you sure are … friendly. :dubious: Well, I tried giving blowjobs by telegram, but that didn’t work out. Why not do it with enthusiasm, if you’re going to do it at all? That’s my view. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/106 "2006-07-04T04:27:12Z")
Point taken. … I hear they have videophones now. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/107 "2006-07-04T04:35:01Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Point taken. > … I hear they have videophones now. 😛 Is it OK that I’m now confused? Because I am. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/108 "2006-07-04T04:54:58Z")
> [@Telperien](#): > > The giver sits cross-legged, generally on the bed, although it works well on a couch too. The receiver kneels in front of the giver. If sitting cross-legged becomes uncomfortable, it’s easy to stretch out my legs for a bit this way. I find this puts everything in a good alignment for me, and allows the receiver easy access to my breasts or shoulders, if he needs something to do. It’s also a good position for another part of oral sex I enjoy–wrapping my arms around the man’s hips and holding him close while he thrusts into my mouth. Have I mentioned there’s a Dopefest in San Diego at midnight tonight? It’s, er, only for out of town Dopers whose usernames start with T, end in N and have a “per” in the middle. Yeah. That Dopefest. You remember. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/109 "2006-07-04T05:14:27Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Have I mentioned there’s a Dopefest in San Diego at midnight tonight? It’s, er, only for out of town Dopers whose usernames start with T, end in N and have a “per” in the middle. Yeah. That Dopefest. You remember. Heh heh. So you wouldn’t complain about your knees, then, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/110 "2006-07-04T16:55:22Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > I don’t know if I can draw you a diagram, but here’s the picture: > > - girl lies on her back, arms raised above her head > - guy straddles her, places penis betwixt breasts > - guy uses hands to squeeze breasts together for maximum contact/pressure > - now that guy is in position, girl’s arms are free to hold guy’s legs/butt > - grind away! your pearl necklace is in the mail. Ooh, I know this one. One further tip: Lots of lube. Saliva may not be sufficient. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/111 "2006-07-04T16:57:32Z")
> [@Glassy](#): > > Ooh, I know this one. One further tip: > > Lots of lube. Saliva may not be sufficient. Yep. K-Y is fine. Lotion is actually better IMO. Also, this works great in the bath or hot tub. Just don’t drown anybody. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/112 "2006-07-05T00:44:38Z")
Flavored, edible lubricant is of course the optimal solution. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/113 "2006-07-05T01:01:15Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Flavored, edible lubricant is of course the optimal solution. I’ve heard stories of purportedly edible lubes that were quite vile, so I am always wary of trying this. First time for everything, though, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/114 "2006-07-05T01:07:08Z")
My last GF and I used an edible pina colada flavored lube/massage oil that also warmed up when you breathed on it. It was FANTASTIC. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/115 "2006-07-05T01:14:10Z")
Neat. A friend of mine had gotten some from somewhere that was cherry-flavored. I put a bit on my wrist and blew on it, and it did warm. Interesting, but I never did anything else with it or her. Darn people and their girlfriends. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/116 "2006-07-05T01:17:30Z")
Great for back massages; the warming feeling in the small of your back is quite nice. And also good for, well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/117 "2006-07-05T01:20:30Z")
Ooh, I hadn’t thought of that. Next time I give or get a back rub, maybe I’ll try that. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/118 "2006-07-06T14:10:15Z")
Warning: K-Y warming lubricant tastes really awful. Who sells a “personal lubricant” that tastes terrible? Don’t they know what people in the real world are doing with their products? Silly companies. ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/119 "2006-07-06T14:38:59Z")
> [@McNew](#): > > One girlfriend who was really good at it used to pause to look me in the eye and say things like does not ne"I love sucking your c\*ck" or “My god, your cum tastes so good- give it to me”. These are good ways to wrap things up, by the way, if your mouth is getting tired. He’s bound to finish up soon after hearing comments like these. Holy crap. I’d LOVE to say stuff like this to speed things up and to turn my husband on, but I’m afraid I’d bust out laughing. How can I learn how to talk dirty without laughing? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931/120 "2006-07-06T14:41:53Z")
True story. I found that out the hard way, as I suspect **featherlou** did. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bj-thread-give-me-some-uh-pointers/361931.md?page=5)