# The Black Woman is God

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 7, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438 "2016-01-07T20:46:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/1 "2016-01-07T20:46:03Z")

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[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large)

its true isn’t it?

i mean no one can really dispute this

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/2 "2016-01-07T20:55:17Z")

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Whatever-it’s _your_ fetish.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/3 "2016-01-07T20:55:28Z")

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Not clicking on that link unless you’ve got some explanation for what’s behind it, but I can’t help but think your final statement is likely to be proven incorrect.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/4 "2016-01-07T21:06:31Z")

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It’s just a JPG of a poster touting how black women are the superior people because of the melanin in their skin and other features of their bodies.

Never heard of that argument before, not even from black women I know…

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/5 "2016-01-07T21:06:43Z")

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“Melanated taste buds”?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/6 "2016-01-07T21:08:39Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> i mean no one can really dispute this

Nobody would waste their time bothering to do so.

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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/7 "2016-01-07T21:19:27Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Nobody would waste their time bothering to do so.

i think you need to open your mind to African cosmology, african thought

African cosmology disproves Western Science

in fact hell, African cosmology proved General Relativity before Einstein

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/8 "2016-01-07T21:24:57Z")

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I’d be interested in reading your cites, should you deign to provide them.

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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/9 "2016-01-07T21:26:00Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I’d be interested in reading your cites, should you deign to provide them.

well technically not African

but here is a source which proves that Relativity was solved by the Ancient Vedas in India before Einstein

> **[Relativity in Vedic religion](http://troolyunbelievable.blogspot.com/2008/09/relativity-in-vedic-religion.html)**
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> For long I have wondered, if the Mythology that we read are true(atleast to some extent) or just pure fiction. The kind of theories that com...

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**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/10 "2016-01-07T21:28:13Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> well technically not African
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> but here is a source which proves that Relativity was solved by the Ancient Vedas in India before Einstein
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> [The truth: Relativity in Vedic religion](http://troolyunbelievable.blogspot.com/2008/09/relativity-in-vedic-religion.html)

Any cites that aren’t blogs?

Because if that is our gold standard, I’d like you to meet my friend, [Otis Eugene Ray](http://www.timecube.com).

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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/11 "2016-01-07T21:30:27Z")

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> [@Calatin](#):
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> Any cites that aren’t blogs?

look i know my beliefs might not be “mainstream” and yes my threads tend to ask weird questions

but i only care about the truth  
i honestly believe African Cosmology should be taught in science classes over Einstein General Relativity, its much more complex than GR  
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i honestly believe Einstein and all the German Scientists back in the 1920s created relativity and quantum mechanics because they were jealous of the various rich cosmologies in Africa and in India etc\*\*

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**Author:** ![Iron\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Iron\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iron_John)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/12 "2016-01-07T21:32:33Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large)
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> its true isn’t it?
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> i mean no one can really dispute this

I don’t find anything divine about sub-Saharan African women, or men either for that matter.

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**Author:** ![Iron\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Iron\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iron_John)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/13 "2016-01-07T21:33:38Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> look i know my beliefs might not be “mainstream” and yes my threads tend to ask weird questions
> 
> but i only care about the truth  
> i honestly believe African Cosmology should be taught in science classes over Einstein General Relativity, its much more complex than GR  
> \*\*  
> i honestly believe Einstein and all the German Scientists back in the 1920s created relativity and quantum mechanics because they were jealous of the various rich cosmologies in Africa and in India etc\*\*

African studies are irrelevant outside of the African culture.

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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/14 "2016-01-07T21:35:05Z")

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> [Edit: Troll post deleted]

are you sure man

african cosmologies tend to be pretty complex much more than Einsteins GR

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**Author:** ![Iron\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Iron\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iron_John)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/15 "2016-01-07T21:36:36Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> well technically not African
> 
> but here is a source which proves that Relativity was solved by the Ancient Vedas in India before Einstein
> 
> [The truth: Relativity in Vedic religion](http://troolyunbelievable.blogspot.com/2008/09/relativity-in-vedic-religion.html)

It should be pointed out that the Vedic religion was introduced to India by the ancient Aryans (Medes) who brought their beliefs, culture and language with them when they began migrating southward out of Iran across the Hindu Kush and into India.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/16 "2016-01-07T21:36:54Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> look i know my beliefs might not be “mainstream” and yes my threads tend to ask weird questions
> 
> but i only care about the truth  
> i honestly believe African Cosmology should be taught in science classes over Einstein General Relativity, its much more complex than GR  
> \*\*  
> i honestly believe Einstein and all the German Scientists back in the 1920s created relativity and quantum mechanics because they were jealous of the various rich cosmologies in Africa and in India etc\*\*

Ah, but is it the bestest cosmology ever?

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**Author:** ![thanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@thanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thanatic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/17 "2016-01-07T21:37:49Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Ah, but is it the bestest cosmology ever?

i dont get why scientists tend to deny the importance of cosmology

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**Author:** ![Iron\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Iron\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iron_John)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/18 "2016-01-07T21:38:49Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> are you sure man
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> african cosmologies tend to be pretty complex much more than Einsteins GR

They may be complex, but they (like the people who developed them) are irrelevant to the rest of the world, apart from being a problem when they exist outside of their urheimat.

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**Author:** ![Iron\_John](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@Iron\_John](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iron_John)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/19 "2016-01-07T21:39:51Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> Ah, but is it the bestest cosmology ever?

The best cosmology is the one that belongs to the culture that developed it.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/20 "2016-01-07T21:43:48Z")

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> [@thanatic](#):
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> but i only care about the truth

> [@thanatic](#):
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> i mean no one can really dispute this

Do there two statements seem compatible to you?

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