# The Black Woman is God **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 7, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438 "2016-01-07T20:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![piepiepie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@piepiepie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/piepiepie)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/61 "2016-01-08T10:10:35Z")
**Thanatic** , dude, lay off the Hotep. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/62 "2016-01-08T11:22:28Z")
> [@piepiepie](#): > > **Thanatic** , dude, lay off the Hotep. Bubba! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/63 "2016-01-08T11:51:24Z")
That’s how clever they are: they _dyed_ me this color! Can you think of a better way to hide the truth than _that?_ ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/64 "2016-01-08T13:23:47Z")
> [@thanatic](#): > > i dont get why scientists tend to deny the importance of cosmology [O, R’lyeh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cosmologists)? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/65 "2016-01-08T13:31:25Z")
> [@thanatic](#): > > i think the German scientists in the 1920s created those things cause they felt inferior You don’t really know much about Germany in the 1920s, do you? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/66 "2016-01-08T13:34:10Z")
> [@thanatic](#): > > the real jews are the black americans, I was unaware that the Lemba and Beta Israel were source populations for America slavery… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/67 "2016-01-08T13:40:50Z")
> [@thanatic](#): > > so saying “black supremacy” is not as bad as “white supremacy” Yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/68 "2016-01-08T14:11:14Z")
If leaps of logic were a sport, **thanatic** would surely be world class. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/69 "2016-01-08T14:17:02Z")
> [@pool](#): > > I think white women are hotter, does that make me a heretic? Me, I just split the difference. No, I mean _brown_. Not grey, you twisted fucks. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/70 "2016-01-08T14:45:23Z")
> [@thanatic](#): > > [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXl-gEaUwAA4CpC.jpg:large) > > its true isn’t it? > > i mean no one can really dispute this **thanatic** - do you acknowledge you have offered no argument? There is some performance art value in this thread, but do you really feel you are having a grounded discussion about African cosmology here? Or is this performance art and it is all of this one big whoosh for me? I can’t figure it out: Between your “Who’s the Bestest?” threads and attempts to generate discussions on things you appear to be completely unable to contribute to, what are you trying to accomplish? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/71 "2016-01-08T16:20:34Z")
I thought the Khazers were those dopers who never pick up a check or always show up right on time for dinner ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/72 "2016-01-08T17:03:09Z")
If you want my advice, don’t try arguing with Hoteps. Waste of time 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/73 "2016-01-08T17:13:13Z")
Let me ask again, thanatic: Do you seriously expect us to take seriously your claim that black women are naturally psychic? What evidence do you have to back this claim up? ---
**Author:** ![piepiepie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@piepiepie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/piepiepie)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/74 "2016-01-08T17:30:42Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Let me ask again, thanatic: Do you seriously expect us to take seriously your claim that black women are naturally psychic? What evidence do you have to back this claim up? Well, you may not take my word for it as I just found out I’m naturally psychic so I’m a little new to this, but I’m fairly certain you are highly skeptical of his claim. Am I wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/75 "2016-01-08T17:52:24Z")
The OP previously started [a thread on Melanin Theory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=762427): > [@what is your opinion on "Melanin Theory"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-is-your-opinion-on-melanin-theory/725297/1): > > Melanin Theory says Black People are spiritually, physically and mentally superior to white people…that melanin gives them special properties > > [Melanin theory - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin_theory) The ‘ranking’ of black people compared to other groups seems to be a common subject for this poster. Inferiority complex? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/76 "2016-01-08T18:46:19Z")
> [@piepiepie](#): > > Well, you may not take my word for it as I just found out I’m naturally psychic so I’m a little new to this, but I’m fairly certain you are highly skeptical of his claim. Am I wrong? No. I am extremely skeptical of his claim that all black women are naturally psychic. You claim that you are a psychic black woman? Fine. I’ll skip the usual rigamarole of asking you for evidence that you will inevitably fail to provide and just say we have one data point in favor. If need be, we can poll the other black women on this site and see how many of them make a similar claim. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/77 "2016-01-08T18:48:26Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > No. I am extremely skeptical of his claim that all black women are naturally psychic. I don’t know about psychic but they do have Super-Hearing. Proof. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/IGkNzbRDvKs/hqdefault.jpg "Shoe Throwing Mother") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGkNzbRDvKs) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/78 "2016-01-08T18:58:15Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > No. I am extremely skeptical of his claim that all black women are naturally psychic. You claim that you are a psychic black woman? Fine. I’ll skip the usual rigamarole of asking you for evidence that you will inevitably fail to provide and just say we have one data point in favor. If need be, we can poll the other black women on this site and see how many of them make a similar claim. I’m also psychic. Hang on, I’m getting a message from the spirit world! Spirits! What is your message? Turns out, the message was, “Whoosh!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/79 "2016-01-08T19:33:54Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > No. I am extremely skeptical of his claim that all black women are naturally psychic. You claim that you are a psychic black woman? Fine. I’ll skip the usual rigamarole of asking you for evidence that you will inevitably fail to provide and just say we have one data point in favor. If need be, we can poll the other black women on this site and see how many of them make a similar claim. I _ **knew** _ you were going to say that! ---
**Author:** ![piepiepie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@piepiepie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/piepiepie)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2016, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438/80 "2016-01-08T20:28:54Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > No. I am extremely skeptical of his claim that all black women are naturally psychic. You claim that you are a psychic black woman? Fine. I’ll skip the usual rigamarole of asking you for evidence that you will inevitably fail to provide and just say we have one data point in favor. If need be, we can poll the other black women on this site and see how many of them make a similar claim. Have you seen the movie Ghost? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-black-woman-is-god/742438.md?page=5)