# The blame stuff on stuff thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796 "2012-04-14T22:56:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/1 "2012-04-14T22:56:49Z")
I took my nieces out to the beach over Easter to fly kites, but there wasn’t any wind. Screw you, global warming. The vending machine wants exact change. I don’t have 95 cents, I just got a dollar. Godamn Obama’s economic plan. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/2 "2012-04-14T23:04:04Z")
Where’s my free healthcare? Thanks, Obama! 2012 and still no freakin’ jetpack? Way to go, Lee Harvey Oswald! This is fun. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/3 "2012-04-14T23:10:26Z")
I was watching TV next to my dog when I noticed she had fleas. I blame the liberal media. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/4 "2012-04-15T00:17:38Z")
I need to eat something before I head out, but I’m not hungry. I blame the IRS. -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/5 "2012-04-15T00:19:43Z")
I haven’t had sex in over 11 years. I blame Bush. ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/6 "2012-04-15T00:39:38Z")
My shoe string is about to break, thanks to jihadist extremism in the west. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/7 "2012-04-15T01:55:08Z")
I feel a bit unsteady. I blame Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/8 "2012-04-15T02:03:15Z")
The shelf in my bathroom fell off today. I blame overly cautious corporate lawyers who wouldn’t allow the manufacturer to use a really good adhesive because they were afraid I’d glue my fingers together while putting the shelf up and sue the company. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/9 "2012-04-15T02:24:41Z")
My friend Joe finds blaming the Jews so handy he understands why it has been the default for 2000 years. “Can’t find my socks–_damn Jews!_” “Stubbed my toe–_damn Jews!_” “Got a raspberry seed stuck in my teeth–_damn Jews!_” ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/10 "2012-04-15T03:05:01Z")
Blaming parents is always good. I’m allergic to everything and I inheirited the allergies from my mom. Thanks, mom! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-blame-stuff-on-stuff-thread/618796/11 "2012-04-15T03:21:59Z")
It’s pizza’s fault I’m fat. Joe