# The board is tooo fucking slow.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 26, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352 "2001-11-26T20:30:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Ramsmilk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Ramsmilk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramsmilk)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/1 "2001-11-26T20:30:35Z")

</div>

But slow fucking is the best kind.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/2 "2001-11-26T20:31:52Z")

</div>

as oppossed to thinking?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/3 "2001-11-26T20:36:02Z")

</div>

D 'ohp. I ment thinkking.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Ramsmilk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Ramsmilk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramsmilk)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/4 "2001-11-26T20:36:07Z")

</div>

I like thinking fucking too, but only when I can’t have any privacy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/5 "2001-11-26T20:40:20Z")

</div>

Not really. Back in the day it was common to wait several minutes for a thread to open or a reply to go through during peak usage. Now, after the Reader has generously upgraded the server a bit, I rarely have to wait more than 30 seconds, even during Lunch. Late at night it’s damn quick.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/6 "2001-11-26T20:56:27Z")

</div>

See if you have stayed off the board instead of joining to bitch about how slow it is, since it’s evident you just joined, it would be faster for the rest of us, eh?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Ramsmilk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Ramsmilk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramsmilk)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/7 "2001-11-26T21:00:24Z")

</div>

Well, let’s see. My lunch hour is up and I squeezed about 10 posts out of it. That’s a good sign I should log off and come back after work.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![mighty\_maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@mighty\_maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mighty_maxx)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/8 "2001-11-26T23:04:57Z")

</div>

Do us a favor and don’t

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 27, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-board-is-tooo-fucking-slow/95352/9 "2001-11-27T00:53:51Z")

</div>

Sorry, this is just too stupid. Closed.
