# "The Bob Newhart Show" Trivia Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 20, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562 "2005-09-20T17:03:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/21 "2005-09-20T19:01:01Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> About 50 containers of moo goo gai pan. That’s because they couldn’t cook a frozen turkey, even if they turned the oven up to 2000 degrees.

I would also have accepted “moo-goo-goo-goo”

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/22 "2005-09-20T19:22:03Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I would also have accepted “moo-goo-goo-goo”

It must be the Duck talking.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/23 "2005-09-20T19:26:56Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> 1. What’s Chicken on a Stick?

Thinking about it, this _might_ be a MTM question, not BNS.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/24 "2005-09-20T19:32:17Z")

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Dayum. I miss good TV. I loved Carol and all Bob’s patients. Great show. Can’t think of any of the answers, though.

I loved this show as a kid–and now I want to watch it! Anyone know when it is on TVland (as I assume it is?). I don’t get TV Guide or a paper.

Anyone play the “Bob” drinking game in college? Heh. Good times.

And the classic TV moment was when Bob woke up next to Emily and the Vermont stuff was all a dream…loved that,too.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/25 "2005-09-20T19:33:26Z")

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I think Howard cried each time he tried to sing “Oklahoma”.(?)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/26 "2005-09-20T19:41:40Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I think Howard cried each time he tried to sing “Oklahoma”.(?)

Sorry, nope. Emily snag Oklahoma every time she cried. But Howard couldn’t join in.

And sorry again, BNS doesn’t air at any time. At least not with the channels I get.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/27 "2005-09-20T19:50:34Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I loved Carol.

So did I, when I was 14. With the burning passion of 1000 suns. Many years later, I saw Marcia Wallace on like _The $24,000 Pyramid_ or something. She’d about doubled in size and basically looked like a super-size drag queen. I wanted to bawl.

> [@tdn](#):
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> Bob Hartley and Dick Louden shared something. What was it?

Extraordinarily poor taste in sweaters.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/28 "2005-09-20T19:57:08Z")

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> [@Beware of Doug](#):
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> Extraordinarily poor taste in sweaters.

And an interesting telephone manner. But that’s not what I was looking for. 🙂

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/29 "2005-09-20T19:59:42Z")

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> [@Robot Arm](#):
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> RA1: Bob had to go out on a building ledge and talk one of his patients out of jumping. What was he wearing at the time?

Oh boy, another one of the few ones I know! Bob was wearing a Zorro costume and he drew a big “Z” on the wall afterwards.

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/30 "2005-09-20T22:20:43Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> 1. According to Bob’s old professor, what is psychology?

“It’s all a crock!”

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/31 "2005-09-20T22:45:04Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> Bob was wearing a Zorro costume…

Yes. And it’s one of the very, very few times I’ve ever seen Bob Newhart do physical comedy. He has just talked his patient out of jumping, and the patient goes through the window back into the building. Bob walks along the ledge to the window while the crowd below cheers (sound effects, all we see is the ledge); then he puts his hands on his hips, sticks out his chest and strikes a pose, then turns, writes a ‘Z’ on the dirty window and goes inside. It was brilliant.

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**Author:** ![waits](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df788c/32.png) [@waits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waits)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/32 "2005-09-21T01:24:57Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I would also have accepted “moo-goo-goo-goo”

Jerry: Did you hear that? Bob just said “moo-goo-goo-goo.”

Howard: Maybe he’s ordering Chinese baby food.  
What was Bob’s mother always trying to get him to eat?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/33 "2005-09-21T02:48:38Z")

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> [@waits](#):
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> What was Bob’s mother always trying to get him to eat?

1st guess: His vegetables  
2nd guess: His spinach

How many times did he have to chew, and why? Include the poem.

I already asked: Bob Hartley and Dick Louden shared something. What was it?

Here’s a hint: “The 'Topes Win a Game! The 'Topes Win a Game!”

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/34 "2005-09-21T11:14:57Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> 1st guess: His vegetables  
> 2nd guess: His spinach
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> How many times did he have to chew, and why? Include the poem.
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> I already asked: Bob Hartley and Dick Louden shared something. What was it?
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> Here’s a hint: “The 'Topes Win a Game! The 'Topes Win a Game!”

a love of baseball? But Bob would have been a Cubs or WSox fan, whereas Dick most certainly would have been a RSox fan

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/35 "2005-09-21T11:24:25Z")

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What did Jerry say on The Art Linkletter Show?

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/36 "2005-09-21T12:52:06Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> a love of baseball? But Bob would have been a Cubs or WSox fan, whereas Dick most certainly would have been a RSox fan

Nope.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/37 "2005-09-21T12:54:02Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> What did Jerry say on The Art Linkletter Show?

The darndest things.

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**Author:** ![MikeTheTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@MikeTheTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeTheTiger)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/38 "2005-09-21T13:10:24Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> The darndest things.

Now that’s funny 🙂

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/39 "2005-09-21T13:24:04Z")

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> [@MikeTheTiger](#):
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> Now that’s funny 🙂

I probably didn’t answer the question right. IIRC Jerry was talking about when he was a kid and was on the Art Linkletter Show…

“…And I said poo poo. I did say the darndest things!”

Except I don’t know if “poo poo” was what he said.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bob-newhart-show-trivia-game/322562/40 "2005-09-21T13:36:35Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> How many times did he have to chew, and why? Include the poem.

Thirty-two chew keeps your tummy from danger,  
or you don’t get to stay up and watch _The Lone Ranger_.

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