# The boob factor...whats up with them?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 26, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256 "2004-10-26T16:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/41 "2004-10-27T16:33:55Z")

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What gets me is how all the teenage girls look exactly the same. They usually travel in packs (especially in the mall), and I would be hard put to distinguish any one of them from the rest. They have the same tight clothes (all with the same brand logos), the same longish straight blond hair, and all of them seem to have cell phones surgically attached to their faces.

I think I’m getting old.

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/42 "2004-10-27T17:21:16Z")

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> [@slortar](#):
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> We might even be able to pick up some Ohio dopers on the way. 🙂

If you go through West Virginia, I’ve got gas money and binoculars. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/43 "2004-10-27T19:19:03Z")

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> The boob factor…whats up with them?

Is it just me or is the answer to that question rather obvious? 😃

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/44 "2004-11-01T10:03:00Z")

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> [@Big\_Norse](#):
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> What gets me is how all the teenage girls look exactly the same. They usually travel in packs (especially in the mall), and I would be hard put to distinguish any one of them from the rest. They have the same tight clothes (all with the same brand logos), the same longish straight blond hair, and all of them seem to have cell phones surgically attached to their faces.

Yeah, but if they’re in the mall, they’re the trendy, cliquish ones, so of course they all look like each other. Not all teenage girls strive for total conformity; just that the ones who do, succeed to a migraine-inducing level.

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/45 "2004-11-01T16:23:26Z")

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Contraceptive pills

Tight clothes

Low necklines

Wonderbras  
Combine 2 or more from the list above and you get busty teens.  
My boobs grew 2 cup sizes in 2 months when I started the pill, my sisters were the same, I’d guess hormones have more to do with this than you might think.

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**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/46 "2004-11-01T23:00:41Z")

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**Irishgirl** , which pill did you go on and where can I find it? I’d like a piece of that action.l  
My pill has had absolutely no effect on my boobs, but then it is a super low-dosage kind (allesse).

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/47 "2004-11-02T04:46:53Z")

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As the mother of a fourteen year old girl, I can assure you it’s not the food or the milk. And mine doesn’t wear tight clothes, because I would lock her in her room forever and ever amen. All I know is, one day she came out of her bedroom with a rack and very nearly caused me to have an anuerysm. I wept as I took her to buy new bras.

None of her friends are tight-clothing girls, either, all of them are into the grungy, punky, flannel shirts and pants-so-big-you-could-fit-a-family-of-five-in-them look. And they’re all built like Amazons. I don’t know what happened, but I want it to stop.

Me, I buy the shirts with the boobs already in 'em.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/48 "2004-11-02T10:05:25Z")

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> [@LifeOnWry](#):
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> None of her friends are tight-clothing girls, either, all of them are into the grungy, punky, flannel shirts and pants-so-big-you-could-fit-a-family-of-five-in-them look. And they’re all built like Amazons. I don’t know what happened, but I want it to stop.

Speaking for myself and as a representative of the male Doper community, I can say I \*\*don’t \*\* want it to stop…

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/49 "2004-11-02T10:14:14Z")

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> [@Dob](#):
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> what we can henceforth call the “New Century Boob Explosion” or NCBE.

Ooh! Ooh!

BAND NAME! BAND NAME! BAND NAME!

About time I got one of those. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-boob-factor-whats-up-with-them/271256/50 "2004-11-02T10:37:30Z")

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In a similar question in GQ, someone posted a cite which indicated that testicle size in the fathers had a lot to do with it. Seems that promiscous males tend to have larger testicles and their daughters physically mature very rapidly as a side effect.  
Frankly, as much as I like boobies and scantily clad wimmins, I am getting a bit creeped out by _my own_ reaction to seeing girls young enough to be my kid wandering around like they do. I mean, there’s a large (and growing larger by the day) number of them who are built better than most of the _adult_ wimmins I know, and I look at them younguns and think, “If she got naked and crawled up in my lap, I don’t know if I could turn that down.”

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