# the booger song **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 9, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844 "2003-02-09T06:19:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tclouie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@tclouie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tclouie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/1 "2003-02-09T06:19:46Z")
_“Sing it, Mr. Louie!”_ _“I…I just can’t…”_ _“We double dare you! Triple dare you!”_ _“Well…”_ I like to eat boogers, and I don’t know what to do, The only thing I like more than boogers is poo. CHORUS: Boogers, boogers, boogers, boogers…_(repeat 3 more times)_ Boogers in the morning, boogers in the night, When I’m eatin’ boogers, I feel all right. CHORUS I like to live with boogers, I got boogers everywhere, I got boogers 'tween my toes, and boogers in my hair. CHORUS I like to pray to the Booger in the Sky, I hope I turn into a giant booger when I die. Boogers, HEY! Boogers, HEY! Boogers, HEY! HEY! HEY! _(sung to the tune of the Smothers Brothers’ “Men Song” and Monty Python’s “Spam”)_ _“Again!” “I’m never playing that again. Well, maybe for next year’s class.” “Awwww…” “Now take out your journals and write an essay on humor.”_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/2 "2003-02-09T06:47:43Z")
Be afraid…be very afraid… ---
**Author:** ![The\_MacDairmuid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_MacDairmuid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_MacDairmuid)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/3 "2003-02-09T07:46:12Z")
I must have the wrong thread. Terribly sorry to have interrupted you. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/4 "2003-02-09T14:24:21Z")
Long ago, when my mom was in church choir, they sang a hymn with the phrase, “sleeps not, slumbers not.” It always sounded like “sleep snot, slumber snot.” That was cured by having only two people sing the offending esses. ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/5 "2003-02-09T19:28:39Z")
You wouldn’t happen to know a few of the lyrics to Weird Al’s “Got a boogey” song would you? I’ve been looking for it to teach my heathens. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/6 "2003-02-10T02:54:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kricket \* > \*\*You wouldn’t happen to know a few of the lyrics to Weird Al’s “Got a boogey” song would you? > I’ve been looking for it to teach my heathens. \*\* [Here you go](http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/gottaboogie.html) ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/7 "2003-02-10T13:00:13Z")
LurkMeister gets a big hugs and kisses for finding those lyrics! Now I just need to get ahold of Al’s box set and I will be in happy, happy, happy! ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/8 "2003-02-10T13:56:21Z")
[http://www.funpages.com/boogerworm/](http://www.funpages.com/boogerworm/) Only now will you have REALLY experienced a booger song. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/9 "2003-02-10T19:57:15Z")
**Kricket** , you might be able to order it from [Amazon.com](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000I029/ref=m_art_li_8/103-2104177-6638244) or [J&R.com](http://www.jandr.com/JRMusicDiscPage.process?P_Id=P%20%20%20140212). I live to serve. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/10 "2003-02-11T00:39:21Z")
You know, I didn’t think I’d want to open this thread. No, I _knew_ I didn’t want to open this thread. Yet my curiousity finally got the better of me… _shakes head_ ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-booger-song/153844/11 "2003-02-11T01:11:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I like to eat boogers, and I don’t know what to do, > The only thing I like more than boogers is poo. MmmmHmmmm…:rolleyes: …Have I been _whooshed_ or something? Is this a parody?