# The Book of Boba Fett

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** tv-shows-scripted, disney-hulu\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653 "2021-11-01T20:36:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/281 "2022-02-02T23:33:33Z")

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> [@gdave](#):
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> ?

Jennifer Beals as the nightclub owner.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/282 "2022-02-02T23:58:53Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> While the tied up package definitely was intended to look like Grogu’s head, I’m pretty sure the thing inside is actually Grogu-sized Beskar chainmail. The armorer turned the spear into links for chainmail, there was one shot of them being dumped on a table, or something\*.

Called it!

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**Author:** ![Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barkis_is_Willin)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/283 "2022-02-03T01:04:04Z")

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So I guess we’re actually just getting the next season of The Mandalorean. It’s actually kind of sad what they’ve done to Boba on this series. Dude has had about 10 seconds of screen time and zero lines in 2 episodes in his self titled series.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/284 "2022-02-03T01:06:38Z")

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He hasn’t done much with the time/lines he got, the last two episodes have been much better than the first four.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/285 "2022-02-03T01:10:53Z")

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Bit of a deep cut, but: my daughter on seeing the ant droids said “Wow, it’s like a [Cyriak](https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak/playlists?app=desktop) video!”

Also: yeah, remember when the series was about Boba Fett? At his point it’s looking like a “here’s what’s happened between episodes of The Mandalorian” filler.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/286 "2022-02-03T01:46:07Z")

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I’ve gotten more enjoyment out of the last two episodes of Boba Fett than I did the entire three movies from the newest trilogy.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/287 "2022-02-03T01:49:19Z")

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I enjoyed watching the episode and I yelled at the tv a lot, but I wouldn’t say it was good as a cohesive episode. I need a little more substance over the style, even if I loved every second of it. I try not to judge the Disney+ shows until the end of the season because I don’t know where they’re going and they’re non-traditional, but this season is kind of all over the place, like it doesn’t know if it wants to be a cowboy show, a gangster show, Dances with Wolves, or what. I like it, but it’s just muddled as a whole.

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**Author:** ![Pavelb1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pavelb1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pavelb1)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/288 "2022-02-03T02:07:55Z")

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You guys arnt gonna say anything about the CGI?? WAS that CGI and not an actor for Hamill to dub over?

Im gonna guess that its easier to do that kind of work in an outdoor setting. Cause I am SUPER-sensitive to the uncanny valley. Last Luke ep, the Rogue One guys…had me wanting to kill it with fire.

This ep I totally bought in…visually.

Pretty sure the rule of drama will have Grogu pick the armor rather then us practically never see him again.

As for Luke continuing to further the Jedi lack of attachment bullshit…Luke, “This is why you fail.”

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/289 "2022-02-03T02:17:15Z")

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It was a MASSIVE improvement and basically flawless.

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**Author:** ![gdave](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gdave/32/3683_2.png) [@gdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gdave)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/290 "2022-02-03T02:33:08Z")

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Pretty close, yeah. I thought there were occasional shots where it looked like maybe he had just had a Botox treatment or some plastic surgery or something, and the skin was just _bit_ off, and just a _bit_ plastic-looking, but in most of the shots, if I didn’t know better, I would never have guessed it was CGI.

In contrast, I thought Luke’s appearance in the season finale of _The Mandalorian_ was in Uncanny Valley territory.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/291 "2022-02-03T02:52:14Z")

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1. Luke looked a lot better. However, all of his lines sounded…well, like they were recorded separately in a recording studio. I know they were, but they shouldn’t sound like they were. Sound mix and overall recording of Mark Hamill was not great.

2. What are we watching? I…uh…I was enjoying the Boba Fett show. I can’t believe it switched over to making Fett an extra in his own show. This is incredibly strange.

I’m kind of shocked at the last two episodes.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/292 "2022-02-03T03:13:13Z")

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> [@Barkis\_is\_Willin](#):
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> It’s actually kind of sad what they’ve done to Boba on this series. Dude has had about 10 seconds of screen time and zero lines in 2 episodes in his self titled series.

[How is that any different from Boba Fett’s role in the original films?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCdje_TOg_M)

Dude like gained weight in the Sarlaac pit too!

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/293 "2022-02-03T03:21:08Z")

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> [@Pavelb1](#):
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> Pretty sure the rule of drama will have Grogu pick the armor rather then us practically never see him again.
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> As for Luke continuing to further the Jedi lack of attachment bullshit…Luke, “This is why you fail.”

I’m kind of hoping Grogu channels [XKCD’s response to The Matrix’ red pill/blue pill dichotomy](https://xkcd.com/566/) and tells Luke to stuff it, he’s taking both.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/294 "2022-02-03T03:52:28Z")

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Which will Grogu pick?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/294))_

I’m pulling for chain mail.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/295 "2022-02-03T03:55:54Z")

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I also wouldn’t be surprised if after he picks the chain mail Luke still gifts him the saber.

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**Author:** ![Pavelb1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pavelb1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pavelb1)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/296 "2022-02-03T04:19:33Z")

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What I’d love to see…eventually…is a classy removal of the Rey trilogy. I’m not sure how (this is a deep cut) but something like the end of Battle for the Planet of the Apes where we get a possibility that the future has been averted, but we arnt quite sure.

What with the Jedi being clairvoyant, I think it can be done. Something about choosing our own futures, etc…so long as we avoid anything involving actual time travel. Man some people would shit a brick and it would be 100X the 2016 Ghostbusters shitstorm.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/297 "2022-02-03T04:52:24Z")

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> [@gdave](#):
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> (Or maybe not. Cad Bane just shot him once, as opposed to the poor deputy who got a half dozen or so blaster shots to the chest. And it looked like one of the locals was rushing to his side with a medkit. He _might_ still turn up alive and gunning for revenge in the finale…).

I don’t think that it was supposed to be ambiguous that he was still alive and Deputy Dumbass was dead. From the subtitles:

293  
00:37:44,450 → 00:37:46,200  
JO: Hey, hey! Over here!

294  
00:37:46,290 → 00:37:47,540  
MAN: Come on. Somebody get him.

295  
00:37:47,620 → 00:37:50,000  
We need some help!  
Can someone call the doctor?

296  
00:37:51,700 → 00:37:52,700  
Get a medpac!

297  
00:37:52,790 → 00:37:53,830  
Is he okay?

298  
00:37:53,910 → 00:37:54,910  
Grab the stims.

299  
00:37:55,000 → 00:37:57,000  
The Marshal, is he breathing?

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00:37:58,450 → 00:38:00,330  
-(GROANS)  
-Come on, get him! Get him!

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00:38:00,410 → 00:38:03,700  
There’s something wrong  
with the Marshal! Somebody help!

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00:38:03,790 → 00:38:05,290  
Come on! Bring him inside!

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/298 "2022-02-03T04:58:33Z")

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> [@Pavelb1](#):
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> Im gonna guess that its easier to do that kind of work in an outdoor setting. Cause I am SUPER-sensitive to the uncanny valley.

It is actually much "harder\* to pull off when well-lit. And yes, I thought it was well past the Uncanny Valley. I’ve seen complaints that the face wasn’t very expressive, but Luke is playing the stoic Jedi Master—he isn’t _supposed_ to be very expressive.

> **[The Book Of Boba Fett Fixes One Of The Mandalorian Season 2's Strangest...](https://www.slashfilm.com/754550/the-book-of-boba-fett-fixes-one-of-the-mandalorian-season-2s-strangest-mistakes/)**
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> The Book of Boba Fett didn't focus on Boba Fett too much (again), but we got to spend more time with a surprise character we haven't seen in a little while.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/299 "2022-02-03T05:00:15Z")

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Disney isn’t stupid. They know that they _ **need** _ Grogu to co-star in season 3 of Mando. So _of course_ the chainmail.

Also, Yoda’s lightsaber is still way too big for Grogu’s hands.

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**Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-book-of-boba-fett/953653/300 "2022-02-03T06:22:29Z")

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Is there some rule in the Jedi handbook that says you have to keep the same haircut you had when you were 9 years old?

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