I got a new computer yesterday.
So a midget comes in to a bar and… no wait… a horse comes in to a … uh …no that’s not it… eh…
Nevermind…
I’m tellin’ ya man… that water is some powerful wet stuff.
Yup.
Yeah.
Yup.
uh-huh
You betcha.
Did ya see that sky today? Talk about blue…
I’ve got a couple free passes to the Crazy Horse. Anybody wanna go?
I just blinked.
No, really.
Whacha wanna do?
Can we have some more information about wells?
It’s such a deep subject.
Well well well.
“If you’re bored, I can find you something to do. Go clean your room.”
Well, first of all, you need to understand the difference between term life insurance, and other kinds of financial instruments.
Term builds up a cash value as your policy matures. Other kinds, of course, have their advantages and disadvantages.
As you reach your mature years, you will be moving into higher tax brackets. Let me bring up my spreadsheet, collect a few numbers, and we can set up the kind of policy that is right for you.
Do you have a pen I can borrow? I seem to have left mine in my…
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Not the wolverines! Please! I have children! I have a wife! I have payments left on my…
(Sound of angry beasts devouring the liver of the hapless, mixed with screams. Eventually, there is silence.)
So, is Divorce Court on yet?
Regards,
Shodan
I have a hole in my sock.
It’s a mild, grey evening here in London. Might rain soon.
Oh…it is raining. Lightly.
Mom?? :eek:
You know, I think the paint is perceptibly drier now…
No, it doesn’t. Whole life builds up value. The only way to get anything out of term life is to die.
Just as boring, but more accurate.