# The Bowling Green Massacre

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895 "2017-02-03T12:08:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/41 "2017-02-03T15:34:24Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Interesting article, thanks. I was especially struck by this:
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> (My bolding)
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> If true, something very much worth contemplating re: the current administration.

Wouldn’t that have happened under the auspices of the previous administration, though?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/42 "2017-02-03T15:44:48Z")

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BREAKING NEWS: Bowling Green massacre has finally claimed [one casualty](http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/03/politics/conway-bowling-green/).

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/43 "2017-02-03T15:53:33Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> I remember that massacre. It was after thousands of Muslims cheered in the streets on 9/11, but before Hillary Clinton was caught molesting children in a pizza restaurant.
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> Frederick Douglass did an amazing job, by the way. So we have that as consolation.

It was all part of the FEMA death camp conspiracy, which was to immediately follow Obabm’s gun grab.

According to Vox,

> [@](#):
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> … Conway made up a fake terrorist attack to justify Trump’s “Muslim ban”  
> …she made up a terrorist attack committed by Iraqi refugees that never happened — the “Bowling Green Massacre” …  
> There has never been a terrorist attack in Bowling Green, Kentucky, committed by Iraqi refugees.
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> Conway claims that “most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.” Most people don’t know about it because it didn’t happen. …

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/44 "2017-02-03T15:56:06Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> The two Iraqis that were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Massacre are proof that Trump’s on top of things.
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> …

I feel so much better knowing Bowling Green survived that massacre.

I hear that Kellyanne went to buy a Pizza after that comment. When asked whether she wanted her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve, she replied; “Six please, I could never eat twelve!”

Kellyanne for President 2020.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/45 "2017-02-03T15:56:08Z")

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> [@C3](#):
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> Or malevolence. She could just throw something like that out there, knowing it’s not true, to create doubt and chaos among the people who are already suspicious of the media.

That’s a pretty reasonable assumption at this point. It fits the pattern. we’ve seen.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/46 "2017-02-03T16:18:42Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> KAC knows exactly what she’s doing when she spouts these lies. All she has to do is wrinkle her nose, say “massacre”, and poof! She just invented a new alternative fact for Breitbart readers.

I realize it runs contrary to the “Trump and his minions are supergenius information ninjas playing a game too complex for mere mortals such as we to ever hope to comprehend” theory favored by a few hungry individuals on this site and elsewhere, but in my hopeless naiveté, I think sometimes they just fuck up.

They have done an excellent good job insulating themselves against any _consequences_ from fucking up, but not every belch from the Diaper Don’s Twitter feed or perfumed coil of excrement slithering from Conway’s lie-hole is another checkmate on the _n_-dimensional chessboard.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/47 "2017-02-03T16:30:08Z")

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Every dollar helps - [https://www.bowlinggreenmassacrefund.com/](https://www.bowlinggreenmassacrefund.com/)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/48 "2017-02-03T16:57:32Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Wouldn’t that have happened under the auspices of the previous administration, though?

Sure, but the current administration seems highly likely to continue the tactic, does it not? I mean, that’s the very topic of this thread. Our leader, who reminds us that only he can save us, must show he is Doing Something to thwart the grave danger of Radical Islamic Terrorism, after all.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/49 "2017-02-03T17:02:52Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Sure, but the current administration seems highly likely to continue the tactic, does it not? I mean, that’s the very topic of this thread. Our leader, who reminds us that only he can save us, must show he is Doing Something to thwart the grave danger of **Radical Islamic Terrorism** , after all.

I thought all he had to do was utter the phrase and Problem Solved.  
Why hasn’t done that? What’s he afraid of?

Why has Ted Cruz been silent? What’s he hiding?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/50 "2017-02-03T17:11:42Z")

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So, how was Obama able to cleverly cover up this massacre? That’s pretty impressive really.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/51 "2017-02-03T17:15:16Z")

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To be fair, the media did not really cover the Bowling Green Massacre, because it happened the same weekend as the Colorado Tsunami, that claimed 5,000 lives.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/52 "2017-02-03T17:18:44Z")

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I anxiously await the movie version of this starring Mark Wahlberg. #NeverForget #BowlingGreenStrong.

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**Author:** ![Crybaby\_Boobie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crybaby_boobie/32/545_2.png) [@Crybaby\_Boobie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crybaby_Boobie)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/53 "2017-02-03T17:19:00Z")

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This is right up there with LBJ not stopping the Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/54 "2017-02-03T17:33:59Z")

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> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#):
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> This is right up there with LBJ not stopping the Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.

At least there was photographic evidence of that.

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**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/55 "2017-02-03T17:34:03Z")

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I’d be very worried if I lived or worked near the Bowling Green in Manhattan. The Trump administration may feel the need to **create** a Bowling Green Massacre just so Son-of-the-Never-Wrong’s ego is protected. And New Yorkers aren’t real Amurricans anyway.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/56 "2017-02-03T17:35:52Z")

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> [@John\_Bredin](#):
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> I’d be very worried if I lived or worked near the Bowling Green in Manhattan. The Trump administration may feel the need to **create** a Bowling Green Massacre just so Son-of-the-Never-Wrong’s ego is protected. And New Yorkers aren’t real Amurricans anyway.

Yes, but he’ll need some extra time to put it together since he can’t use the same crisis actors he hired last time (that’s a problem when you habitually stiff the hired help).

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/57 "2017-02-03T17:38:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …During a meeting on November 8, 2010, as recounted in the criminal complaint, the FBI’s undercover asset told Alwan “to pick up weapons from a storage facility, place them in bags, and deliver them” to a waiting vehicle…

(cited above)

WTF? _2010_? They’ve been stringing these guys along all this time? Who signed off on this, to what end?

I have a guess how they got in. I’m guessing they were ostensibly working for our side, translators, snitches, stuff like that. Double agents, or merely slimeballs working both sides of the street. I find that little nugget about finding a fingerprint on an IED and then matching it to be a bit too convenient, I’m betting someone who really _was_ working for us ratted them out. And the FBI sat on it and fed it in order to find out who might show up looking to join the team.

So, OK, if that’s how it went, and if they actually caught some bad guys looking to hook up with the Kentucky terror ring, maybe… But six fucking years?

Did they get paid? By whom? Bleeding Og, were they in it for the _money_!?!

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/58 "2017-02-03T17:48:34Z")

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The arrests were in 2011, so it was less than one year.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/59 "2017-02-03T17:56:12Z")

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Love some of the tweets on this:

> [@](#):
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> I remember it well. It was raining and quite a chilly day. Four of my unicorns died unexpectedly. And we cried.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/60 "2017-02-03T17:58:18Z")

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Real Bowling Green massacre:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FWBO_vMfyoA/maxresdefault.jpg "Wisconsin vs Bowling Green Highlights") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWBO_vMfyoA)

[Bowling Green Victims Fund](https://www.bowlinggreenmassacrefund.com/)

Click on the second link for the sponsor.

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