# The Bowling Green Massacre

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 3, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895 "2017-02-03T12:08:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![arfurvirus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@arfurvirus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arfurvirus)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/121 "2017-02-04T07:15:29Z")

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Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war.

Another fact is that the Left’s collective head’s are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard,

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk)

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/122 "2017-02-04T07:21:36Z")

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> [@arfurvirus](#):
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> Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war.
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> Another fact is that the Left’s collective head’s are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard,
> 
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk)

Awww…he thinks he’s people!

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/123 "2017-02-04T07:25:09Z")

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> [@arfurvirus](#):
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> this administration trolls the Leftist Media

Thanks for that candid admission that the current Administration is so dishonest and irresponsible that the only communication it deigns to hold with the public it purports to serve consists of outright lies and trolling.

At that, I think you are likely being too optimistic. The disinformation coming out of this secretive and paranoid Administration is probably about an equal mix of outright lies, trolling, and incompetent error.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/124 "2017-02-04T07:39:25Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> You folks need to learn to read between the lines. It’s obvious “Bowling Green Massacre” is anagram code for “Gorm clans grab weenies”, and I’m sure I don’t need to point out the significance of that.

Check again: it isn’t _“gorm clans”_; it’s **“Gorn clams”**. Obviously an oblique reference to Xenu and Operation Clambake.

Them rascals in Clearwater are up to something again! What’s the latest poop on Miscavige?

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/125 "2017-02-04T07:50:52Z")

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Bowling Green, Kentucky population: 61,488

A tangent, but one interesting psychological aspect of the terror wars is that red staters are the ones most concerned about a big attack, yet the least likely to be a target. Blue staters are the ones most likely to be hit, yet they’re chill about it. Good job, conservative amygdalas. I think it was IOZ who said after 9/11 the govt should’ve passed out 150 million plastic bed liners and called it a day.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/126 "2017-02-04T08:12:22Z")

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Just want to note that this thread has had some great lines it, the reason I keep reading is gems like these.

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/127 "2017-02-04T09:51:31Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Check again: it isn’t _“gorm clans”_; it’s **“Gorn clams”**. Obviously an oblique reference to Xenu and Operation Clambake.
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> Them rascals in Clearwater are up to something again! What’s the latest poop on Miscavige?

_Clams grab Gorn weenies?_

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/128 "2017-02-04T10:33:18Z")

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Excellent point, marshmallow. There’s a reason Kelly Anne didn’t invent, say, the “Philadelphia massacre” or “Seattle massacre” instead.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/129 "2017-02-04T10:42:46Z")

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> [@SingleMalt](#):
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> [Lesbos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbos)
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> Surely a hotbed of some sort of activism.

Lesbos is currently choked with refugees from various conflicts from Afghanistan to Syria.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/130 "2017-02-04T11:19:45Z")

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> [@arfurvirus](#):
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> Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war.

No. Her facts and your claims are lies:  
There was no “massacre” at Bowling Green.  
Obama did not “ban” Iraqis for six months.  
Obama’s action was a reasonable response that was not like Trump’s hateful, unthinking and nation-damaging ban.

Obama tightened up the visa vetting process, (so that Trump’s claims about doing that are bullshit), without ever resorting to a ban that is separating families, inflicting harm on people trying to come to the U.S. for medical care, causing American companies to lose the services of their employees, angering our allies, endangering people in Iraq that have already supported us, and making the U.S. look like North Korea.

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**Author:** ![dudemanjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@dudemanjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dudemanjack)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/131 "2017-02-04T13:07:32Z")

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Clearly she was talking about the Bowling Green vs toledo fotball game from 1935 where toledo won 63-0. Practically a war crime.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/132 "2017-02-04T15:15:24Z")

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She just got her Ohio universities mixed up. [Michigan GOP Official Calls For ‘Another Kent State’ For Campus Protesters](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michigan-gop-official-kent-state_us_58952eafe4b09bd304bb86f0?ncid=engmodushpmg00000003)

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/133 "2017-02-04T18:25:48Z")

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Here is the SEAL team that thwarted the Bowling Green Massacree:

> <https://twitter.com/jeremynewberger/status/827500955470090241/photo/1>

By the way, does anyone have a link to that interview, I’d love to know how Chris Matthews responded to the claim.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/134 "2017-02-04T18:26:25Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Obama tightened up the visa vetting process, (so that Trump’s claims about doing that are bullshit), without ever resorting to a ban that is separating families, inflicting harm on people trying to come to the U.S. for medical care, causing American companies to lose the services of their employees, angering our allies, endangering people in Iraq that have already supported us, and making the U.S. look like North Korea.

Don’t forget [threatening tourism](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/north-america/united-states/articles/trump-travel-ban-has-casts-a-shadow-over-us-tourism/). I wonder how many guests his hotels have lost due to all this bullshit.

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**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/135 "2017-02-04T18:48:20Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> By the way, does anyone have a link to that interview, I’d love to know how Chris Matthews responded to the claim.

[Here at 2:43.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-w16cyQ8wQ) He didn’t call her on it.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/136 "2017-02-04T18:48:38Z")

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> [@arfurvirus](#):
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> Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war.
> 
> Another fact is that the Left’s collective head’s are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard,

I see. The statement was correct, but the administration was trolling by making it. :smack:

You seem not to understand the meanings of the words “massacre,” “correct,” or “trolling.” Especially the last. You’re trying real hard, but failing miserably.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/137 "2017-02-04T18:58:21Z")

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> [@SaharaTea](#):
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> [Here at 2:43.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-w16cyQ8wQ) He didn’t call her on it.

What a maroon! How could he have let that go??  
Thanks for the link!

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/138 "2017-02-04T19:45:12Z")

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Folk song, That Day in Bowling Green

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-api7B5x9E0/maxresdefault.jpg ""That Day In Bowling Green" written by Dave Stinton") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-api7B5x9E0)

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**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/139 "2017-02-04T19:45:19Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> What a maroon! How could he have let that go??  
> Thanks for the link!

Tweety probably thought it was a thing and didn’t want to appear stupid by not knowing.

Now, Anderson Cooper… He would have just laughed at her for a minute:

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/MZp93vI4VOg/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/MZp93vI4VOg?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/140 "2017-02-04T19:51:16Z")

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> [@BigAppleBucky](#):
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> Folk song, That Day in Bowling Green  
> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-api7B5x9E0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-api7B5x9E0)

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