# The Bowling Green Massacre **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 3, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895 "2017-02-03T12:08:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/161 "2017-02-05T18:27:33Z")
> [@arfurvirus](#): > > Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war. > > Another fact is that the Left’s collective head’s are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard, > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk) Lol her statement was correct? How many people died in the massacre, then? ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/162 "2017-02-05T20:11:21Z")
> [@Crybaby\_Boobie](#): > > This is right up there with LBJ not stopping the Alice’s Restaurant Massacree. > [@k9bfriender](#): > > At least there was photographic evidence of that. Allegedly. The judge in that case said he never saw a single piece of it. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/163 "2017-02-05T20:16:23Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > Lol her statement was correct? How many people died in the massacre, then? About the same as when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/164 "2017-02-05T20:46:08Z")
Hey, don’t stop him now, he’s on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/165 "2017-02-05T22:58:28Z")
I’m quite amused, in a rather macabre and sad way, that Trump’s mouthpiece\* says she “misspoke one word”. WTF? No, you lying sack of turds; you did not misspeak; you flat out lied. You are a liar. Your boss is a liar. You have neither respect for nor knowledge of truth. Shut up. \*Have you noticed that nothing north of Trump’s neck is normal? He has a hairpiece (or what passes for one), mouthpieces (or what passes for same)…what’s he using for a brain piece? We already know that all his “normal” brain can think about when meeting females is pieces. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/166 "2017-02-06T12:38:34Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > About the same as when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. But it wasn’t over! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/167 "2017-02-06T13:17:12Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Nobody expects the ISis-Panic inquisition! Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/168 "2017-02-06T16:02:17Z")
> [@arfurvirus](#): > > Fact is her statement was correct. Iraqi “immigrants” were attempting to procure weapons of war. > > Another fact is that the Left’s collective head’s are going to explode for the next 8 years, because this administration trolls the Leftist Media on a 4D chessboard, > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2qvMri81wk) What used to be the ATF and the FBI regularly do weapons stings. Against potential terrorists. Those include right wing militias, teenage boys who start exhibiting disturbing behavior at school, gangs, and foreign terrorists. We don’t hear about most of them, and I’d willing to bet that most of them involve people born in this country. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/169 "2017-02-06T16:48:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > \*Have you noticed that nothing north of Trump’s neck is normal? [Like I said](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818171), his neck is not normal, either. ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/170 "2017-02-06T17:17:25Z")
[Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Bowling Green massacre’ wasn’t a slip of the tongue. She’s said it before.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/02/06/kellyanne-conways-bowling-green-massacre-wasnt-a-slip-of-the-tongue-shes-said-it-before/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_fix-conway-1145am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.7a253e9c28ac) ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/171 "2017-02-06T18:39:35Z")
Every question she answers should be followed by, “is that an alternative fact?”. ---
**Author:** ![OwnRules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@OwnRules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OwnRules)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/172 "2017-02-06T20:30:18Z")
Keep this serial liar off the airwaves!!! [Kellyanne Conway Referenced ‘Bowling Green Attack’ in TMZ Interview There’s a new, \*\*third time Trump’s counselor talked about a fictitious terrorist attack \*\*— undermining the excuse she misspoke.](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/02/06/kellyanne-conway-referenced-bowling-green-attack-in-tmz-interview.html) #resist ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/173 "2017-02-06T22:31:24Z")
Okay, everybody is seeing this whole Bowling Green thing as funny, and it is, but it’s not. Somebody somewhere or Kellyanne herself screwed up and referred to an arrest of two terror suspects as a massacre in Bowling Green. There was no massacre. This is established fact. I remember when the event in question happened because I was driving past Bowling Green when I heard it on the radio, about two muslim guys being arrested for terrorist abetting, trying to ship supplies and whatnot. I remember shaking my head and thinking, ‘Whoa, little ol’ hicktown Bowling Green has terrorists and I just happen to be here when they got them. Weird.’ Now, [Dolt 45 is claiming the news media is covering up terrorist attacks.](http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-claims-media-is-covering-up-terror-attacks-citing-no-evidence/ar-AAmG36U?li=BBnb7Kz) Okay. Kellyanne, or whoever feeds her information screwed up. But rather than admit to their mistake in wording, that is, saying “massacre” instead of “terrorist arrest”, these people are insisting that this non-existent massacre really happened, and is being covered up. And most of what I hear are people laughing, “Ah, ha, ha, that Trump bunch are INSANE! Well, I guess we couldn’t expect any better…Ha, ha, ha, that sure is funny…” But no, goddammit, it’s not funny. We have people in power over us who, because of a slip of the tongue, are contriving to concoct a massacre that never happened because they can’t admit a mistake. Or else, they are contriving to rewrite history to suit some nefarious purpose, probably to advance their anti-immigrant agenda, which is even worse. Why isn’t the news media, which is being slandered here, bringing these maniacs down? We KNOW there was NO MASSACRE. Why are we surrendering to these evil lunatics without a fight??? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/174 "2017-02-06T22:37:38Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Every question she answers should be followed by, “is that an alternative fact?”. First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/175 "2017-02-06T22:59:31Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > Why are we surrendering to these evil lunatics without a fight??? I’m being told in the[Oscar thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818224) that people know we “hate Trump” and we should just be quiet for awhile and avoid polarizing the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/176 "2017-02-06T23:00:29Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky? Maybe a variation of _Blade Runner’s_ Voight-Kampff test. The _Stewart-Colbert assessment?_ ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/177 "2017-02-06T23:00:40Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > First question she should be asked every day: What color is the sky? “PLAID!!!” _maniacal laughter_ ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/178 "2017-02-06T23:05:44Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I’m being told in the[Oscar thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=818224) that people know we “hate Trump” and we should just be quiet for awhile and avoid polarizing the situation. When they came for the celebrities, I said nothing… ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/179 "2017-02-06T23:12:53Z")
> [@OwnRules](#): > > Keep this serial liar off the airwaves!!! > > [Kellyanne Conway Referenced ‘Bowling Green Attack’ in TMZ Interview There’s a new, \*\*third time Trump’s counselor talked about a fictitious terrorist attack \*\*— undermining the excuse she misspoke.](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/02/06/kellyanne-conway-referenced-bowling-green-attack-in-tmz-interview.html) > > #resist “The Bowling Green Attack on our brave soldiers.” :smack::smack::smack::smack::smack: Holy Fucking Shit!! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895/180 "2017-02-06T23:17:19Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > This just in: ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Bowling Green Massacre. In a statement issued today, they proclaimed: “You do not know where the next Bowling Green will happen. In fact, you won’t even know _after_ it happens.” This message came directly from their leader, The Mandarin. He also threatened iron Man again 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-bowling-green-massacre/778895.md?page=10)