# The Brat's Flirtation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801 "2000-09-02T19:43:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/21 "2000-09-03T18:36:17Z")
I think I’m just gonna mozey my way into this thread. Look at all the beautiful women in here! So how you all doing? ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/22 "2000-09-03T18:58:23Z")
Taking Brat by the hand, running into the other room. I’ll bring him back in a few minutes ladies. Now , what was that you were going to show me… Slamming the door… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/23 "2000-09-03T19:00:53Z")
Just a few minutes? It’ll take longer than that if you want to do things right. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/24 "2000-09-03T19:03:24Z")
sssshhhhhh… I just told them that… Now come here…and turn that light out… ooohhhhhhh, leave it on!!! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/25 "2000-09-03T19:48:24Z")
Why is this beginning to remind me of “Check-in for all female newbies”? My lap is empty and all I ask for is someone who is kind/nice and is willing to go very slowly and perhaps teach me stuff I don’t know (without laughing at me). ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/26 "2000-09-03T19:58:52Z")
It’s too bad things like this don’t work IRL. I would love to walk into a room and announce, “OK, here I am, who wants to flirt with me?” and have women just show up, sit on your lap, and take you to a room in the back. **sigh** Damn reality. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/27 "2000-09-03T20:33:37Z")
Whatcha talkin bout Brat? It happens to me all the time! 😃 ::ducks runs away and hides for a week:: ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/28 "2000-09-03T21:09:07Z")
Well, I’m here. Girls, flock to me. My pic is on my sig. \*_Bratman_, tell you pants that it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/29 "2000-09-03T21:22:52Z")
Hmm…as the fresh meat that I am, is it dangerous for me to be wandering around in a thread like this…? lol, I mean…all these people jumping into laps and things? 😉 Crazy, man… ::big grin:: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/30 "2000-09-03T21:37:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*My lap is empty and all I ask for is someone who is kind/nice and is willing to go very slowly and perhaps teach me stuff I don’t know (without laughing at me). \*\* Sheesh, I’m not going to laugh at you. I might giggle a bit if I get poked while I’m sitting, but I won’t laugh. Hmmm, tough decision… should I sit in Paddy’s lap or Dave’s lap? I figured it out! :::turns to monster104 and iampunha::: Now sit close together so I can sit on both your laps. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/31 "2000-09-03T21:41:14Z")
Well, my lap is still empty…Sorry ssskuggiii, that sharing lap stuff doesn’t quite float my boat. I’m now taking bidders for my lap! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/32 "2000-09-03T21:46:41Z")
Ok then. Paddy, you’re all mine for now. ::sits on lap, facing him:: ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/33 "2000-09-03T22:02:55Z")
It’s really kind of sad how quickly this thread degenerated from flirting to a huge lap-dance orgy…not that I mind, of course 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/34 "2000-09-03T23:17:38Z")
I’m here, hon, and thy lap shall be empty no more!😃 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/35 "2000-09-04T00:06:08Z")
Lap dances are fun. Who wants one? BratMan gets first pick because he was nice enought to invite me to sit in his lap. 🙂 I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/36 "2000-09-04T00:12:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\*It’s really kind of sad how quickly this thread degenerated from flirting to a huge lap-dance orgy…not that I mind, of course 😃 \*\* Sure, this doesn’t look like a lapdance orgy to me. needs more strippers and willing victims first. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/37 "2000-09-04T00:43:56Z")
ssskuggiii . . . let’s find a more private room. Somewhere we can be very alone and not bothered by shrieks or giggling. And soundproof. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/38 "2000-09-04T00:45:49Z")
Eh, why bother with soundproof? Why not make sure everyone knows how much I’m enjoying myself. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/39 "2000-09-04T00:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*Eh, why bother with soundproof? Why not make sure everyone knows how much I’m enjoying myself. 😉 \*\* But what if you’re not? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/40 "2000-09-04T01:10:25Z")
Trust me, I will. But, since you insist, soundproof it is. And no windows either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801.md?page=3)