# The Brat's Flirtation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801 "2000-09-02T19:43:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/41 "2000-09-04T02:40:04Z")
Duh. NO windows. Plenty of pillows, though . . . and a nice, big bed. Anything else for her majesty the shadowed one?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/42 "2000-09-04T03:31:04Z")
::: Sunshine bounces in ::: **BratMan!** And here I thought you’d forgotten all about me! I’m so glad you’re up for a little flirting again…it’s good to see you back in action. Now, where shall we begin, sweetie? Did Girlbysea wear you out, or are you ready for another go 'round? ::: blows in Brat’s ear ::: ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/43 "2000-09-04T03:35:18Z")
Walking to the computer real slow… Sunshine… He’s all yours. But first, let him catch his breath… ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/44 "2000-09-04T03:37:19Z")
Thanks, Gbs! Maybe I’ll just start with a sensual massage…give him time to recoup. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/45 "2000-09-04T03:39:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Duh. NO windows. Plenty of pillows, though . . . and a nice, big bed. Anything else for her majesty the shadowed one?🙂 \*\* Some peppermint scented candles and my menthol lip balm/gloss. The mint helps to clear my senses and I enjoy the fragrance/taste also. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/46 "2000-09-04T13:39:58Z")
Wow, look at all the hormones bouncing around in here! Some simple flirting seems to be turning into an orgy awfully fast. And this sort of thing always happens after I leave for the day, but **iampuhna** is still around . . . hmmmmmm . . . BTW **LittleStar** I saw you duck your head in here. Where’s my pix? I haven’t seen anything in my inbox from you. 😛 **Sunshine** is there anyway I could still get a massage while **hypergirl** sits on my lap, or is that getting too greedy? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/47 "2000-09-04T16:25:15Z")
_wanders in and looks around_ Is there still room for li’l ol’ me? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/48 "2000-09-04T16:45:08Z")
Falcon, I hope I don’t live to see the day when we can’t make room for you. And just to prove it, I’ll give up my place on Monster’s lap, don’t you think he is just as cute as can be? Guess I’ll just go see what Bratman’s doing– OH MY HEAVEN’S! (Fleeing back to hide behind Monster’s chair) Don’t mind me, guys, I’ll just crouch here and pretend I didn’t see that. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/49 "2000-09-04T17:06:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Guess I’ll just go see what Bratman’s doing– > > OH MY HEAVEN’S! > > (Fleeing back to hide behind Monster’s chair) > \*\* Jeez, don’t you people know how to knock on a door or anything? Sorry you had to see that, Scotti. You will of course have the good taste not to mention it to anyone, right? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/50 "2000-09-04T17:09:32Z")
_laughs_ Gee, I guess being the Flirting Queen has its advantages… _hops on Monster’s lap_ And yes, he’s just as cute as all get out…_smooches_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/51 "2000-09-04T17:46:55Z")
Brat m’dear, you may trust me. I swear I will NEVER, EVER tell a soul Besides, I am **fervently** trying to forget the whole thing! (blush) Uh, you do realize that your door has a glass panel, don’t you? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/52 "2000-09-05T03:09:02Z")
Oh, BratMan, you know I don’t mind sharing you! Even though there’s quite a bit of you, we girls still have to share! **hypergirl** , since you’re on the lap, you do the front and I’ll do the back! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801/53 "2000-09-07T23:10:23Z")
Hey, sounds good to me. I have been told that I give great massages. Let’s see what my magic fingers can do… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-brats-flirtation-thread/31801.md?page=2)