Interestingly, Canada have just reported their first mad cow disease case, whilst British livestock is now wholly clean…
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“The Brits are OK and America should lighten up”
Well some the Yanks* in this thread should lighten up. Take a slagging for fuck sake. It’s like a reflex action for some of you. My great country was mildly ribbed by somebody now I must get stroppy.
Since I’ve grown up (intellectually) and got over the whole Brits are bastards thing that us Irish hold dear I’ve realised that the British people are very very cool on average in fact some of my best friends are British 
- Yes I know
raises hand I’m a bastard.
Nah, the correct sentiment is “the English are bastards”, and it’s shared by the Scottish.
Why do I just know someone will take that seriously?
Brits are pompous gits, Yanks are opiniated wankers, and don’t even think of getting me started on the drunken habits of the Irish. You should all lighten up and accept your shortcomings and foibles. Geez, what are stereotypes for if you can’t use 'em to hang shit and slag-off your mates?
PS…our cows have been given a clean psychiatric bill-of-health, but I’m not sure about the rest of us.
Well I haven’t grown up, intellectually or otherwise. They’re all a shower of queue-lovin’, sundried tomato-eatin’, Henman-supportin’ imperialist bastards. Just look at jjimm);
On preview, kambuckta, you need to get a culture before you’re entitled to an opinion. Fucking convict;).
jjimm, that was meant to be a wink, you fucking refugee from the septic isle.
Well, you can’t even spell properly…it’s culcha dontcha know!!
Do the Merkins know what ‘slagging-off’ even means?
Hey! We didn’t lose it, we,… um,… gave it back out of the goodness of our hearts.
You’re right about us all fake accent though – it’s the only amusement we get* in our dreary insignificance.
*That, and naked people.
“You’re right about us all fake accent though…”
This is perfectly good English where I come from, honest.
As already pointed out, that’s the FUCKING ENGLISH. It clearly doesn’t apply to the scots, as we hate to queue, don’t hold with that mucky foreign food, can’t stand Henman and have never had an empire. Now if you’d spoken of a bunch of drunken, deep-fried mars bar eating, ginger-haired wankers, that’s another story.
Typical bloody ignorant sheep-shagging convict bastard!
Is anyone up for a fight?
Hey Hamish that was a cabbage ear mick who said that. Ya mutton head.
Gary still has a lot of anger left over from the time an Australian killed his pet haggis.
Wasn’t the Australian’s fault, he just mistook it for a backpacker.
Excuse me chaps, shall I queue here to watch the fight?
I’d be awfully obliged if someone would volunteer to hold my sundried tomatoes when I applaud the streaker.
Thanks awfully
I’m sure there will be no shortage of volunteers but there’s a problem with the marketing. Can I interest you in some cantaloupes?
And Gary, proud wearer of the tartan of the fuckwit clan, while you happen to be largely correct in your assertions of bestiality and criminality, you’ve got your stereotypes mixed up. We’re actually potato-munchin’, welly-sportin’, priest-worshippin’ alcoholics.
My dear pototo-munching chap, please note my above comments were addressed to Kambucta, who’s Australian.
Ah yes but t’was said Paddy bogtrotter that that you incorrectly quoted
sure, I’ll hold them for you.
I’ll be bringin some ritten ones, in case there “needed” by the supporters of the fight.