# The Britster Gets Nekkid **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 29, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615 "2006-06-29T06:14:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/21 "2006-06-29T16:40:54Z")
Here’s a [link](http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/06/this-looks-nothing-like-britney-spears.html) with all the pics, along with a few of her looking less plastic. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/22 "2006-06-29T16:46:21Z")
[QUOTE=Susie Derkins] Here’s a [link](http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/06/this-looks-nothing-like-britney-spears.html) with all the pics, along with a few of her looking less plastic. [/QUOTE] O.K. she does look more obviously pregnant in the pic where she’s wrapped up in the sheep pancake thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/23 "2006-06-29T16:54:24Z")
[QUOTE=Push You Down] …This isn’t really that interesting as far as “nudity” goes. Whoopdedoo. Unless I see nips and bush its not nudity and is nowhere NEAR porn. What actress hasn’t done a photoshoot like this? [/QUOTE] Bea Arthur? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/24 "2006-06-29T17:07:11Z")
[QUOTE=rockle] I’ve seen some of the alleged VF pictures are the Internet, and if those pictures are supposed to be of Britney Spears, then I’m … well, I don’t know _what_, because it’s very early in the morning, but I’m _something_. The VF pictures are clearly airbrushed to within an inch of their lives, and you can’t hardly tell that’s Brit-Brit, except for the vague aura of Cheeto residue that seems to be floating around her. [/QUOTE] This, sir, is a true gem of an insult. I salute you. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/25 "2006-06-29T17:15:06Z")
[QUOTE=Push You Down] What actress hasn’t done a photoshoot like this? [/QUOTE] Kathy Kinney? ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/26 "2006-06-29T17:17:32Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] Bea Arthur? [/QUOTE] Even Bea. I’ll never forget the way she tastefully obscured both bush and nip from view with one raised knee… ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/27 "2006-06-29T17:23:19Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] So, I’m thinking that we need to start the “When Will Britney Do Porn?” pool. [/QUOTE] Pencil me in for “when she’s pregnant with twins.” ---
**Author:** ![bloo-bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c77e96/32.png) [@bloo-bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bloo-bird)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/28 "2006-06-30T07:36:29Z")
That will be 2007. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/29 "2006-06-30T12:19:10Z")
Well, in the pics Spears looks like a healthy young pregnant woman. Good for her. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/30 "2006-06-30T17:17:18Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] This, sir, is a true gem of an insult. I salute you. [/QUOTE] Um, “ma’am.” And thanks! ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/31 "2006-06-30T17:36:11Z")
[QUOTE=rockle] I’ve seen some of the alleged VF pictures are the Internet, and if those pictures are supposed to be of Britney Spears, then I’m … well, I don’t know _what_, because it’s very early in the morning, but I’m _something_. The VF pictures are clearly airbrushed to within an inch of their lives, and you can’t hardly tell that’s Brit-Brit, except for the vague aura of Cheeto residue that seems to be floating around her. Oh, and _her colorist needs to be shot_ – not because of the whole dying-while-pregnant business, but because that is just a really bad color. _Damn_. I know K-Fed’s spending her money like it’s going out of style, but can’t she still afford a $10 bottle of Loving Care? [/QUOTE] Meeeeoooowww!!! (I love it) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Stainz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stainz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainz)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/32 "2006-06-30T17:47:10Z")
[off-topic] I just realized how SHORT her legs are! Wow … she all of a sudden looks really out of proportion. [/off-topic] carry on. ---
**Author:** ![RogueRacer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RogueRacer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RogueRacer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/33 "2006-06-30T18:16:00Z")
What **Evil Captor** said. ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/34 "2006-06-30T18:17:24Z")
[QUOTE=Susie Derkins] Even Bea. I’ll never forget the way she tastefully obscured both bush and nip from view with one raised knee… [/QUOTE] Nice! My officemates asked me what was so funny, and I couldn’t tell them . . . ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/35 "2006-06-30T18:22:18Z")
After the pathetic interview with Matt Lauer, she had classier pictures taken that she planned to sell to the tabloids for $200K. {The same tabloids she was bashing in the interview.) [This page](http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=cat&name=more%20Britney%20Spears) recaps the Page Six article about OK! finally paying only $5K and shows the pix, which are a slight improvement. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/36 "2006-06-30T18:44:41Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] She hasn’t had a hit in years, despite her comments that current pop music is “bland” and that she’ll have a new album out soon, it’s unlikely that she will, and even if she does, it’s even more unlikely that it’ll be a hit. [/QUOTE] [Toxic was a huge hit in 2004.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxic_(song)) Granted, that was. . .technically . . . years ago, but it isn’t nearly as far back as you seem to be reaching. It seems like a lot longer than it has been. [And her greatest hits album from 2004-- just a bunch of her old songs - - was on the Bilboard charts for 30 weeks, topping at #4.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greatest_Hits:_My_Prerogative) [QUOTE=rockle] I think _normal_ pregnant women are beautiful, but Britney not so much – for starters, because she doesn’t seem to take care of herself, like, _at all_ **(i.e., she has been photographed during both pregnancies smoking and drinking)**. That concerns me whenever I see _anyone_ doing it, famous or not. [/quote] You gotta cite for that, friend? No such pictures exist, that I know of. There are lots of rumors that she has had some drinks while going out. Every time, the report says they are big, blended drinks (you know, drinks that could very likely just be virgin). And I’ve never seen a picture of her smoking while pregnant. I do love Britney, so I’m sure that invalidates my opinion in the eyes of many. Honestly, I think she looks gorgeous in this shoot- particularly in the picture where she is sitting up on her knees. Yes, she’s probably airbrushed to high hell. Yes, as a mother she walks down the street in sweats with no make up and fucked up hair- thus proving that she has to be airbrushed to look good. To me, this is endearing, as it proves that she’s human like the rest of us. I’ll take people like Britney- who can go to the store like a normal person- over someone like Mariah Carey or any number of lil’ actresses - who have to have a team of people get them ready to buy some tampons- any day. And I really like the black hair. At first it was more of a blue black and looked awful, but it looks better here. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/37 "2006-06-30T19:08:33Z")
I have seen a Spears smoking while preggers picture. Thsi is the only I could find with GIS though. [http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149144870\_britney.jpg](http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149144870_britney.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/38 "2006-06-30T21:24:26Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] You gotta cite for that, friend? No such pictures exist, that I know of. There are lots of rumors that she has had some drinks while going out. Every time, the report says they are big, blended drinks (you know, drinks that could very likely just be virgin). And I’ve never seen a picture of her smoking while pregnant. [/QUOTE] Sorry, I don’t have any I can link to, because all the pictures I’ve seen have been in fluff magazines or scandal rags, or on those TV “entertainment news” programs – none of which, I am fully willing to admit, are the most reliable of sources anyway. So I will retract my criticism of her on _those_ grounds. In fact, upon further reflection, I’m probably just as trashy as I accuse Ms. Spears of being, if not _more_ so, _because I even watch that junk in the first place._ (It’s usually inadvertent, but I don’t always turn it off right away, either, so I will take some of the heat for it.) Like I said: I am working at being a better person. Obviously the deprogramming has not fully worked yet. :o ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/39 "2006-06-30T21:32:38Z")
[QUOTE=Push You Down] I have seen a Spears smoking while preggers picture. Thsi is the only I could find with GIS though. [http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149144870\_britney.jpg](http://www.bsnews.org/articles/images/1149144870_britney.jpg) [/QUOTE] That’s a photoshop job, [here’s the original image](http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney.jpg) (not much of an improvement, I’ll admit). ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615/40 "2006-06-30T22:57:49Z")
oh gross… yeah… Now that I see the original… that was a bad photoshop job I put up. I apologize. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-britster-gets-nekkid/362615.md?page=1)